Cruitin'

[GH2001]

Are we so defeated that we can't laugh?  A little gallows humor?

These are dark days.

Its honestly hard to even know the difference now. My B homie.

[wesfau2]

Its honestly hard to even know the difference now. My B homie.

No apology necessary.  It's my self-defense mechanism. 

[Kaos]

Are we so defeated that we can't laugh?  A little gallows humor?

These are dark days.

Is this what that fucktard Biden was talking about when he said “dark cold winter of death?”

[Kaos]

That's not how any of this works. 

I've been around this for centuries.  Our current recruiting status is worse than I've seen in my lifetime which dates back to pre-Barfield days. 

I don't know how many ways I can say this, but there is no energy, excitement or enthusiasm about the program.  It's a dead, rotting skunk lying on the highway. Zero street rep.  None.  The rest of the SEC is kicking our dicks in.  We are legitimately standing at the precipice of a Tennessee-like trek through a desert the likes of which most of you have never experienced. 

Guess what?  We aren't getting to 5-0.  We aren't getting to 4-1.  3-2 is the most likely outcome, but 2-3 isn't a stretch. After that, losing four of the next five isn't out of the question. 

I liked the Harsin hire initially.  For maybe a day.  Then I saw his family/entourage and had immediate misgivings. Once he fucked the goat at Penn State, everything from that point had the stench of shite about it. 

We're on the verge of unrecoverable blue-screen error, the kind of fuckery from which there is no easy return. 

I know you want to honk the trumpet, wes, but you're farting into a cat-5 hurricane bearing down on us.

When are you guys gonna learn? 

We're 3-2.  I told ya.  We should be 2-3.  I FUCKING TOLD YOU. Nobody wanted to listen.  Well, listen now.

In the last 11 games, Auburn is 3-8 and has a TOTAL of 22 fourth quarter points in those games (excluding OT).  Twenty fucking two, ladies. 

I don't care that the game was closer tonight.  Why?  Because given the state of recruiting, this is the BEST we're going to get for the next few years.  It's not going to get better, it gets worse from here. 

Even if they somehow manage to win enough games to get to a shitty mid- to lower- tier bowl?  (Won't happen) The downhill slide will just continue. 

A win tonight wouldn't change that or solve anything.  Losing in the patented Harsin way - blowing double-digit lead and not scoring shit in the second half - hopefully edged his leather-clad family closer to the exit sign. 

Is this asshole really the all-time AU leader in coughing up double digit leads?  I heard that somewhere. 

[CCTAU]

Do you have a point other than showing your great internet knowledge?
The guy is as good as gone. However, we need to do it the right way. Hire an AD and then fire him. Getting all up in your feelings and getting rid of bad man now just shows that we have no clue how to do things.

[Kaos]

Do you have a point other than showing your great internet knowledge?
The guy is as good as gone. However, we need to do it the right way. Hire an AD and then fire him. Getting all up in your feelings and getting rid of bad man now just shows that we have no clue how to do things.

Internet knowledge?  I have no idea how any of this shit works.  I don't even understand faxes.  How can you send written pages through the air?  Hell, I don't even understand how TV, radio, Bluetooth, cellphones or any of that stuff works.  It's magic.

But I knew enough football to see the storm coming.  I knew what I saw and ya'll didn't want to hear it. 

I'm pre-empting what I'm already hearing from some.... played hard, had chances, progress.... nah.  fuck that noise.

I'm also disagreeing with you on 'wait for an AD.'  Do it now, get an interim.  Let the new AD (whenever that is) make the next hire.  Don't let this moron drag it any farther down.   

[AUJarhead]

Hire an AD and then fire him.

I’d have McGlynn be the hatchet man, and I’d have him do it tomorrow. Then have the new AD hired by 11/1, and he can spend his first month on the job making the biggest hire of his life.

[WiregrassTiger]

When are you guys gonna learn? 

We're 3-2.  I told ya.  We should be 2-3.  I FUCKING TOLD YOU. Nobody wanted to listen.  Well, listen now.

In the last 11 games, Auburn is 3-8 and has a TOTAL of 22 fourth quarter points in those games (excluding OT).  Twenty fucking two, ladies. 

I don't care that the game was closer tonight.  Why?  Because given the state of recruiting, this is the BEST we're going to get for the next few years.  It's not going to get better, it gets worse from here. 

Even if they somehow manage to win enough games to get to a shitty mid- to lower- tier bowl?  (Won't happen) The downhill slide will just continue. 

A win tonight wouldn't change that or solve anything.  Losing in the patented Harsin way - blowing double-digit lead and not scoring shit in the second half - hopefully edged his leather-clad family closer to the exit sign. 

Is this asshole really the all-time AU leader in coughing up double digit leads?  I heard that somewhere.

I have already told you that you were right about this, as bad as I hate it. I actually believed in this guy.

The turnovers and inability to make adjustments are the two most glaring deficiencies, in my eyes. He is not ready for prime time SEC ball. And that’s no matter what he may think. He or his potato boys cannot scheme with SEC coaches. It’s unfair.

Tonight would’ve been fine with me to fire the fuck out of Hastings. Fuck him and the horse he rode down from Boise on. Fuck all of the tater gang.

He had no idea what he was getting into. Did not recruit well and did not adjust in second halves well at all.

I sure do wish it would have worked out. I was hoping to pork his daughter.

I wasted a lot of time, effort and money today. I thought we were going to get pimp slapped but I just had to go.

Heartache.

[GH2001]

Do you have a point other than showing your great internet knowledge?
The guy is as good as gone. However, we need to do it the right way. Hire an AD and then fire him. Getting all up in your feelings and getting rid of bad man now just shows that we have no clue how to do things.

Define the right way please.

We’re about to be halfway through this season. And getting into a rough stretch. The deed is done. Now it’s an optics game. After a huge loss in Athens next week, the media will absolutely be on auburns side here and that’s important.

John hartwell is the front runner for ad but mcglynn is def going to be doing the dirty work. Things are in motion. Either now or next week are the right time to strike. You can’t take a chance after uga of letting the guy luck into w few wins with ark, Aggie, ole miss etc.

I don’t like optics but they are important here.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it’s a high % probability that we’re gonna see hartwell as ad and lane or freeze as hc. Not saying I agree or disagree but that’s where all signs point right now.

[Kaos]

Define the right way please.

We’re about to be halfway through this season. And getting into a rough stretch. The deed is done. Now it’s an optics game. After a huge loss in Athens next week, the media will absolutely be on auburns side here and that’s important.

John hartwell is the front runner for ad but mcglynn is def going to be doing the dirty work. Things are in motion. Either now or next week are the right time to strike. You can’t take a chance after uga of letting the guy luck into w few wins with ark, Aggie, ole miss etc.

I don’t link optics but they are important here.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it’s a high % probability that we’re gonna see hartwell as ad and lane or freeze as hc. Not saying I agree or disagree but that’s where all signs point right now.

I'm a little tired of all this high road, right way stuff too.  We took the high road while Bryant cheated his way to the top.  We've "high roaded" ourselves through Saban's regime.  You know who didn't take the high road?  Patrick Fain Dye.  He took whatever road he had to take to be successful.  We do things in half-measure in order to feel good about ourselves and claim some kind of moral superiority. Nobody else sees it, though.  So what's the point? 

I will say that I'm not excited over Kiffin. And if I see that Bucky Beaver charlatan on the AU sidelines I'll be out until he's gone.  Still love AU, but I can't support that -- at all. 

[GH2001]

I'm a little tired of all this high road, right way stuff too.  We took the high road while Bryant cheated his way to the top.  We've "high roaded" ourselves through Saban's regime.  You know who didn't take the high road?  Patrick Fain Dye.  He took whatever road he had to take to be successful.  We do things in half-measure in order to feel good about ourselves and claim some kind of moral superiority. Nobody else sees it, though.  So what's the point? 

I will say that I'm not excited over Kiffin. And if I see that Bucky Beaver charlatan on the AU sidelines I'll be out until he's gone.  Still love AU, but I can't support that -- at all.

Lane is fun.

On freeze I think the thought there is that he’s a high risk high reward “fuck it” hire a little like Bruce was.

Although freezes’ transgressions are  “slightly” of more importance than the baggage Bruce had. But it’s a similar type hire. Freeze is a hell of a recruiter and seems to develop offensive talent pretty decently. Especially qbs. I don’t like his tie to goober Gus but he seems to be a different animal as far as coaching goes. But the personal baggage and sanctimonious act both turn me away. I dunno. Winning solves everything. I think he could with nil. I like lane better if you give me a binary choice between them. Less baggage and he absolutely assrapes that portal. We need that. 

[Kaos]

If you took Houston Nutt and Gus Malzahn, mixed them up in a blender, molded the jumbled remains into a female form, hooked her up to the reanimator from Rocky Horror, shocked it to life, let a male beaver fuck it for four days straight, took the male child born of that coupling, had it homeschooled by a couple of adherents to the Church of the Jumped Up Jesus Holy Rolling Mount Zion Freewill Southern Baptist Methodist Home of the Everlasting while the “daddy” was repeatedly raping the boy and the mom showed it lesbian porn while she lay naked on the couch shoving a dildo up her twat?

That child would be Hugh Freeze.

[bottomfeeder]

would you have said “big stupid black kid” if he were black?

Never mind. I just answered my own question. I know that you would not have.

You would have used the N word.

He would have said Nephron.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nephron

[AUTiger1]

God, hiring Freeze would be a royal fuckup that will take us down the UT road of the lost decade. 39-25 Ole Miss record.
 He won 10 games one season, and 9 the year before that.  40, 7, 19, 21, 7 are his recruiting classes, giving him an average class at 18th and he was paying players.  NIL basically makes that legal now.  I'm afraid people are basing their want of him because he beat Saban back to back seasons.  Big fucking whoop. If I'm not mistaken Gus has the best record against Saban than any other coach out there and we were ready for him to leave. He also has a hooker scandal and DM'ing a sexual assault victim to tell her that her attacker is a man of God and the best Christian he knows.

[wesfau2]

God, hiring Freeze would be a royal fuckup that will take us down the UT road of the lost decade. 39-25 Ole Miss record.
 He won 10 games one season, and 9 the year before that.  40, 7, 19, 21, 7 are his recruiting classes, giving him an average class at 18th and he was paying players.  NIL basically makes that legal now.  I'm afraid people are basing their want of him because he beat Saban back to back seasons.  Big fucking whoop. If I'm not mistaken Gus has the best record against Saban than any other coach out there and we were ready for him to leave. He also has a hooker scandal and DM'ing a sexual assault victim to tell her that her attacker is a man of God and the best Christian he knows.

Every bit of this.  Fuck that buck-toothed goober.

[Buzz Killington]

Every bit of this.  Fuck that buck-toothed goober.

^^^He speaks for us all^^^

Of course, all this means is that he will be the next coarch at Auburn.

[AUJarhead]

He also has a hooker scandal

Can we add a new line to the Creed?  I believe in hookers.  And Single Moms.

[Snaggletiger]

God, hiring Freeze would be a royal fuckup that will take us down the UT road of the lost decade. 39-25 Ole Miss record.
 He won 10 games one season, and 9 the year before that.  40, 7, 19, 21, 7 are his recruiting classes, giving him an average class at 18th and he was paying players.  NIL basically makes that legal now.  I'm afraid people are basing their want of him because he beat Saban back to back seasons.  Big fucking whoop. If I'm not mistaken Gus has the best record against Saban than any other coach out there and we were ready for him to leave. He also has a hooker scandal and DM'ing a sexual assault victim to tell her that her attacker is a man of God and the best Christian he knows.

So, you're saying Freeze is not your first choice?

[Buzz Killington]

Can we add a new line to the Creed?  I believe in hookers.  And Single Moms.

Good idea...then we can all scream "READ THE CREED" to everyone else.

[Snaggletiger]

Just a side note, and a reminder to everyone.

On Thursday, we do arms.  Because if you want a chick drinking your pecker porridge, in the backseat of a Kia Sportage, your arms better be fuckin' swole.

Carry on.