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Segregation today....

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Segregation today....
« on: May 07, 2022, 04:06:35 PM »
It's time for segregation. I'm not talking about race, although there is apparently a significant racial disparity in the impetus for my call.

My daughter graduated today from college.  Approximately 10% of the graduates were people of color.  That 10% and their supporters were disruptive to the point that it detracted from the enjoyment of the remaining 90%.  Somebody is going to have to stand up and shut this shit down. 

One graduate dropped down and did the worm across the stage to the accompaniment of a raucous cheering section.  That one attention whore douchebag and his crass, uncouth entourage drowned out the names of at least three other graduates.   

That dancing transitioned into other jackasses also showing off their moves in the aisle while packs of fucksticks bellowed and gyrated in the stands. 

One assclown fool reached under his robe and pulled out a crown. His family/fans leaped to their feet and hooted, again drowning out the names of a handful of graduates who followed. 

These same fucking assholes would then loudly and rudely pack up their fucking tambourines (yes, there was at least one), noise makers, snack bags and whatever other shit they'd dragged into the ceremony and rumble down the aisle further obscuring/blocking the graduates who followed their celebrant.

I think it's time to segregate.  Not by color, but by couth.  Kind of like churches have traditional and non-traditional services, I'd like to have graduation ceremonies segregated into assclown and non-assclown versions.  If you can't behave with dignity and decorum, get the fuck out.

Is it racist?  I don't know.  I do know that of the 10% or so shitbags that disrupted the ceremony with their antics and were egged on by their loudly classless family, 90% of them were of color.  A few beardy rednecks got screamed at, but it was just a few.  I felt really bad for the families who weren't able to see/hear their own children's name called because a pack of no-class hyenas elected to howl and act like trash. 

It was ridiculous.  It was offensive
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Re: Segregation today....
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2022, 10:36:10 PM »
You open the gates of the zoo into a civilization.....you get a jungle

Never let the inmates run the asylum

Some animals will never assimilate.....that is what tranquilizer darts are for

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Re: Segregation today....
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2022, 12:28:37 AM »
You open the gates of the zoo into a civilization.....you get a jungle

Never let the inmates run the asylum

Some animals will never assimilate.....that is what tranquilizer darts are for

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Re: Segregation today....
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2022, 12:10:11 PM »
Fuck's sake.

You know it's racist.   
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Re: Segregation today....
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2022, 10:52:37 PM »
Fuck's sake.

You know it's racist.

Oh. It's racist to want people to behave with some decorum and respect the other families who came to see their child graduate? 

It's racist to expect polite behavior?

It's racist to expect an understanding of the dignity and honor the occasion calls for? 

You, sir, are what's wrong with the equation.  Insisting that people behave in a respectful manner should not be racist.  You allow it to be so.  They should have stopped the whole thing and called security to throw out anyone who shrieked. 

People need to learn how to fucking behave.  As long as bullshit is allowed because to call it what it is will be painted as 'racist' they are enabled and encouraged.  Thanks.
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Re: Segregation today....
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2022, 03:53:39 PM »
Oh. It's racist to want people to behave with some decorum and respect the other families who came to see their child graduate? 

It's racist to expect polite behavior?

It's racist to expect an understanding of the dignity and honor the occasion calls for? 

You, sir, are what's wrong with the equation.  Insisting that people behave in a respectful manner should not be racist.  You allow it to be so.  They should have stopped the whole thing and called security to throw out anyone who shrieked. 

People need to learn how to fucking behave.  As long as bullshit is allowed because to call it what it is will be painted as 'racist' they are enabled and encouraged.  Thanks.

wasting your breath here dude....you know this.
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Re: Segregation today....
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2022, 04:48:17 PM »
It's time for segregation. I'm not talking about race, although there is apparently a significant racial disparity in the impetus for my call.

My daughter graduated today from college.  Approximately 10% of the graduates were people of color.  That 10% and their supporters were disruptive to the point that it detracted from the enjoyment of the remaining 90%.  Somebody is going to have to stand up and shut this shit down. 

One graduate dropped down and did the worm across the stage to the accompaniment of a raucous cheering section.  That one attention whore douchebag and his crass, uncouth entourage drowned out the names of at least three other graduates.   

That dancing transitioned into other jackasses also showing off their moves in the aisle while packs of fucksticks bellowed and gyrated in the stands. 

One assclown fool reached under his robe and pulled out a crown. His family/fans leaped to their feet and hooted, again drowning out the names of a handful of graduates who followed. 

These same fucking assholes would then loudly and rudely pack up their fucking tambourines (yes, there was at least one), noise makers, snack bags and whatever other shit they'd dragged into the ceremony and rumble down the aisle further obscuring/blocking the graduates who followed their celebrant.

I think it's time to segregate.  Not by color, but by couth.  Kind of like churches have traditional and non-traditional services, I'd like to have graduation ceremonies segregated into assclown and non-assclown versions.  If you can't behave with dignity and decorum, get the fuck out.

Is it racist?  I don't know.  I do know that of the 10% or so shitbags that disrupted the ceremony with their antics and were egged on by their loudly classless family, 90% of them were of color.  A few beardy rednecks got screamed at, but it was just a few.  I felt really bad for the families who weren't able to see/hear their own children's name called because a pack of no-class hyenas elected to howl and act like trash. 

It was ridiculous.  It was offensive

You think they behave badly at a graduation, you should have seen the full on bleacher clearing brawl started by the 99% black Fultondale 12 year old basketball fans against the 99% white Mortimer Jordan fans. 

Yeah that's right, the 12 year old team.
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Re: Segregation today....
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2022, 07:27:01 PM »
Fuck's sake.

You know it's racist.
A real moderator would not put up with this kind of koonga boonga. I do know that.
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