Please Just Go Away

[Snaggletiger]

Thanks for one of, if not the greatest season in Auburn football history, but I'm sorry, it's just time for Cam to ride off into the sunset and enjoy his millions.  He's become a damn joke with his play on the field. He's become a clown with the way he dresses.  And just about every time he opens his mouth, you just have to 

Here's an piece from a podcast with Barstool Sports.  You just HAVE to be aware enough to know you can't say this shit in today's environment. BTW, insert "Bitch" or "Bitches" with every expletive.

 Speaking about the example provided by his parents while he was growing up, Newton said: “I knew what a woman was – not a bad (expletive). A bad (expletive) is a person who’s just, you know, ‘Girl, I’m a bad (expletive). I’m doing this; I’m doing that.’ I look the part, but I don’t act the part. It’s a lot of women who are bad (expletive) – and I say (expletive) in a way not to degrade a woman, just to go off the aesthetic of what they deem as a boss chick. Now a woman for me is handling your own, but knowing how to cater to a man’s needs, and I think when you get that aesthetic of ‘I’m a boss (expletive). I’m a this. I’m a that.’ No, baby. But you can’t cook. You don’t know when to be quiet. You don’t know how to allow a man to lead.”

He's got the IQ of a gerbil.

[wesfau2]

Thanks for one of, if not the greatest season in Auburn football history, but I'm sorry, it's just time for Cam to ride off into the sunset and enjoy his millions.  He's become a damn joke with his play on the field. He's become a clown with the way he dresses.  And just about every time he opens his mouth, you just have to 

Here's an piece from a podcast with Barstool Sports.  You just HAVE to be aware enough to know you can't say this shit in today's environment. BTW, insert "Bitch" or "Bitches" with every expletive.

 Speaking about the example provided by his parents while he was growing up, Newton said: “I knew what a woman was – not a bad (expletive). A bad (expletive) is a person who’s just, you know, ‘Girl, I’m a bad (expletive). I’m doing this; I’m doing that.’ I look the part, but I don’t act the part. It’s a lot of women who are bad (expletive) – and I say (expletive) in a way not to degrade a woman, just to go off the aesthetic of what they deem as a boss chick. Now a woman for me is handling your own, but knowing how to cater to a man’s needs, and I think when you get that aesthetic of ‘I’m a boss (expletive). I’m a this. I’m a that.’ No, baby. But you can’t cook. You don’t know when to be quiet. You don’t know how to allow a man to lead.”

He's got the IQ of a gerbil.

Until he goes off the rail in some significant way, he's my guy.  SuperCam.

Fuck da haterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Snaggletiger]

Until he goes off the rail in some significant way, he's my guy.  SuperCam.

Fuck da haterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Go listen to some of that hoppity hip hop music.  And get the hell off my lawn.

[Kaos]

Fuck the “you can’t say that…”. Bullshit.

Tell me what he’s wrong about. 




Well….. I’m waiting.

[GH2001]

Fuck the “you can’t say that…”. Bullshit.

Tell me what he’s wrong about. 




Well….. I’m waiting.

I'll let you know if someone can translate that wonderful queen's Engl-bonics Rambling non sense that came out of his pie hole.

I'm with Snags. His act has worn thin. Dude is a clown. I love Auburn Cam. I do not like 2022 Cam.  IQ of a gerbil may not be far off.

[Snaggletiger]

Fuck the “you can’t say that…”. Bullshit.

Tell me what he’s wrong about. 




Well….. I’m waiting.

After all the unintelligible bitches be bad bitches be bitches....this:

Now a woman for me is handling your own, but knowing how to cater to a man’s needs, and I think when you get that aesthetic of ‘I’m a boss (expletive). I’m a this. I’m a that.’ No, baby. But you can’t cook. You don’t know when to be quiet. You don’t know how to allow a man to lead.”



It's not whether you agree or disagree with what he said.  The point is, in today's environment, you have to know you're going to get jumped on with both feet. You have to be smarter than that when you know your every word will be scrutinized.  And he already pissed off the fem-bots when he dissed a female reporter in Charlotte after she asked a question about a receiver's routes.

"It's funny to hear a female talking about routes.  It's funny".

[Kaos]

After all the unintelligible bitches be bad bitches be bitches....this:

Now a woman for me is handling your own, but knowing how to cater to a man’s needs, and I think when you get that aesthetic of ‘I’m a boss (expletive). I’m a this. I’m a that.’ No, baby. But you can’t cook. You don’t know when to be quiet. You don’t know how to allow a man to lead.”



It's not whether you agree or disagree with what he said.  The point is, in today's environment, you have to know you're going to get jumped on with both feet. You have to be smarter than that when you know your every word will be scrutinized.  And he already pissed off the fem-bots when he dissed a female reporter in Charlotte after she asked a question about a receiver's routes.

"It's funny to hear a female talking about routes.  It's funny".

My point remains.

He’s not wrong. 

Fuck “not being able to say it.”

[GH2001]

My point remains.

He’s not wrong. 

Fuck “not being able to say it.”

There is a fine line. While I generally agree with you here, you also have to know that there can be consequences from it and play the long game wisely. Always a choice.

If Trump had been slightly wiser in this regard, he would probably still be sitting at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Again, its a fine line.

[Kaos]

There is a fine line. While I generally agree with you here, you also have to know that there can be consequences from it and play the long game wisely. Always a choice.

If Trump had been slightly wiser in this regard, he would probably still be sitting at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Again, its a fine line.

No way in hell. 

They would have delivered how ever many fraudulent ballots it took. 

81 million?  90 million? 150 million?

They told us how they were going to steal it.  When they were going to steal it. And where they were going to steal it. 

Trump got more votes than any candidate in history.  But the printers kept on printing. 

As for Cam?  I’m sick to fucking death of what people “can and can’t say”.

He’s right. Expressed poorly, but he’s right.  End of story. 

[WiregrassTiger]

I would adore seeing this one decided in the rassling ring. No whores barred.

I find it intriguing that Kaos and Wes are on the same side.

I envision Snags and GH coming out in a couple of matching pastel leotards. Probably traditional knee high rassling boots.

Before anyone jokes around about their abilities, it may be closer than one would think. Snags could distract with senseless driveling. GH could probably run a man to death. Either could bore someone to death.

I see Kaos and Wes in more traditional rassling onesies. Probably with one strap over a shoulder and darker colors.

I would certainly pay to see it.

If I had to bet, I’d say Wes and Kaos tag team Snags and GH and then they rassle them. And beat them good.

[Kaos]

I would adore seeing this one decided in the rassling ring. No whores barred.

I find it intriguing that Kaos and Wes are on the same side.

I envision Snags and GH coming out in a couple of matching pastel leotards. Probably traditional knee high rassling boots.

Before anyone jokes around about their abilities, it may be closer than one would think. Snags could distract with senseless driveling. GH could probably run a man to death. Either could bore someone to death.

I see Kaos and Wes in more traditional rassling onesies. Probably with one strap over a shoulder and darker colors.

I would certainly pay to see it.

If I had to bet, I’d say Wes and Kaos tag team Snags and GH and then they rassle them. And beat them good.

I'd be more likely to be in the brightly colored boxer trunks with KAOS scrawled across my ass.  Maybe light blue with mint green trim.  And sparkly.  My boots would match and have tassels. Would probably come to the ring in a cutoff leather jacket (also matching) with tassels on both arms and KING KAOS stitched around a picture of a cobra on the back. Definitely wearing some form of war paint.  Somewhere between Ultimate Warrior and Sting -- if I don't wear a luchadore-styled mask. 

My signature move would be coming off the top rope with the sideways body check and then backward rolling into a leg sweep.  My finishing move would be a little of the Jungle Love dance from Morris Day followed by a Dab-to-Elbow drop in honor of Cam.   

[WiregrassTiger]

I'd be more likely to be in the brightly colored boxer trunks with KAOS scrawled across my ass.  Maybe light blue with mint green trim.  And sparkly.  My boots would match and have tassels. Would probably come to the ring in a cutoff leather jacket (also matching) with tassels on both arms and KING KAOS stitched around a picture of a cobra on the back. Definitely wearing some form of war paint.  Somewhere between Ultimate Warrior and Sting -- if I don't wear a luchadore-styled mask. 

My signature move would be coming off the top rope with the sideways body check and then backward rolling into a leg sweep.  My finishing move would be a little of the Jungle Love dance from Morris Day followed by a Dab-to-Elbow drop in honor of Cam.

you look more commanding with tassels. Always have.

I’d recommend keeping Wes in a little covered carry on kennel. Maybe embroidered with: “Little Devil” or “Lil’ Sweet”.

Only let him out when it’s time to bring on the mayhem.

Put extra tassels on Wes and have him growl a lot.

This is going to be great.

Edit: You should put one of those spiked dog collars on Wes. And some assless leather chaps. Not only for the shock factor but I just think he’d look cute in them.

[Snaggletiger]

you look more commanding with tassels. Always have.

I’d recommend keeping Wes in a little covered carry on kennel. Maybe embroidered with: “Little Devil” or “Lil’ Sweet”.

Only let him out when it’s time to bring on the mayhem.

Put extra tassels on Wes and have him growl a lot.

This is going to be great.

Edit: You should put one of those spiked dog collars on Wes. And some assless leather chaps. Not only for the shock factor but I just think he’d look cute in them.

I would wear assess leather chaps, but the truth is, they’d truly be assess.  I ain’t got an ass anymore.  Used to have a fine ass.  Now I have to wear a belt just to keep my Fruit of the looms up.

[GH2001]

You should put one of those spiked dog collars on Wes. And some assless leather chaps. Not only for the shock factor but I just think he’d look cute in them.

Fact. ^^

This also needs to occur in the parking lot of a certain wiregrass law firm that cares on a Friday night at 7 pm.

[WiregrassTiger]

I would wear assess leather chaps, but the truth is, they’d truly be assess.  I ain’t got an ass anymore.  Used to have a fine ass.  Now I have to wear a belt just to keep my Fruit of the looms up.

No one has said a word about you going assless.

[GH2001]

I would wear assess leather chaps, but the truth is, they’d truly be assess.  I ain’t got an ass anymore.  Used to have a fine ass.  Now I have to wear a belt just to keep my Fruit of the looms up.

Heyyyy now, your ass isn't flat. It's nice. You've stepped up your lower body workouts haven't you?

[Snaggletiger]

Heyyyy now, your ass isn't flat. It's nice. You've stepped up your lower body workouts haven't you?

I've been wearing out the Butt Blaster machine.

[Buzz Killington]

I've been wearing out the Butt Blaster machine.

That one just makes you a better receiver though.

[Kaos]

After all the unintelligible bitches be bad bitches be bitches....this:

Now a woman for me is handling your own, but knowing how to cater to a man’s needs, and I think when you get that aesthetic of ‘I’m a boss (expletive). I’m a this. I’m a that.’ No, baby. But you can’t cook. You don’t know when to be quiet. You don’t know how to allow a man to lead.”



It's not whether you agree or disagree with what he said.  The point is, in today's environment, you have to know you're going to get jumped on with both feet. You have to be smarter than that when you know your every word will be scrutinized.  And he already pissed off the fem-bots when he dissed a female reporter in Charlotte after she asked a question about a receiver's routes.

"It's funny to hear a female talking about routes.  It's funny".

Back to the topic.   He wasn't wrong about this either. 

If you've never played the game or never coached the game, any knowledge you "think" you have is essentially superficial. There's even a difference in playing and coaching.  Having coached the most difficult thing for me was to learn to watch the game differently.  You can't "follow the action" as you would as a fan.  You basically have to ignore the ball and focus on your specific position group

For the most part I don't like hearing women try to provide a technical evaluation of something about which they have no actual experience. 

It's like hearing a man narrate process of childbirth.  No matter how much he "knows" about it, he cannot actually relate to the process in any tangible fashion. 

It's funny, it's insulting, it's absurd to hear some woman blabbing about how a professional male athlete should have planted his foot.  Their knowledge is superfluous at best.

They. know. nothing. about. it.

[wesfau2]

Back to the topic.   He wasn't wrong about this either. 

If you've never played the game or never coached the game, any knowledge you "think" you have is essentially superficial. There's even a difference in playing and coaching.  Having coached the most difficult thing for me was to learn to watch the game differently.  You can't "follow the action" as you would as a fan.  You basically have to ignore the ball and focus on your specific position group

For the most part I don't like hearing women try to provide a technical evaluation of something about which they have no actual experience. 

It's like hearing a man narrate process of childbirth.  No matter how much he "knows" about it, he cannot actually relate to the process in any tangible fashion. 

It's funny, it's insulting, it's absurd to hear some woman blabbing about how a professional male athlete should have planted his foot.  Their knowledge is superfluous at best.

They. know. nothing. about. it.

Irony just dripped out of my monitor and all over my keyboard.