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The Masters

Buzz Killington

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2022, 01:31:08 PM »
Pardon my interruption, but...

FUCK Tiger Weeds.
Stop interrupting my viewing of the Tiger Woods Invitational.  Sounds like a few other guys might be playing but I'm still not sure.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2022, 02:38:38 PM »
Stop interrupting my viewing of the Tiger Woods Invitational.  Sounds like a few other guys might be playing but I'm still not sure.

Arnold Palmer would be, but he's dead.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Buzz Killington

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2022, 03:11:33 PM »
Arnold Palmer would be, but he's dead.
Well, cross him off then
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2022, 11:42:03 PM »
I will make an exception to my not watching golf rule. Years ago I found a vhs collection of Bobby Jones tapes. I bought them for my FIL, who could shoot par at 70.
I watched them first. That guy was magic.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2022, 12:59:47 AM »
I will make an exception to my not watching golf rule. Years ago I found a vhs collection of Bobby Jones tapes. I bought them for my FIL, who could shoot par at 70.
I watched them first. That guy was magic.

Eh...he's  no Dorf.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Buzz Killington

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2022, 08:40:37 AM »
Eh...he's  no Dorf.

Ehu a gatta thata right

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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.