Pardon my interruption, but... FUCK Tiger Weeds.
Stop interrupting my viewing of the Tiger Woods Invitational. Sounds like a few other guys might be playing but I'm still not sure.
Arnold Palmer would be, but he's dead.
I will make an exception to my not watching golf rule. Years ago I found a vhs collection of Bobby Jones tapes. I bought them for my FIL, who could shoot par at 70. I watched them first. That guy was magic.
Eh...he's no Dorf.