Later Suckas

[Snaggletiger]

Well, as soon as I finish this transaction, I'll be out of here and won't have to put up with you poor, trashy, deplorable low-lifes.  No reason trying to jump in on this.  They need a trustworthy lawyer to handle this for them, and I've already responded.  Hell, all they wanted was my account and routing numbers. And the password for my on-line banking account.  But that's standard practice in high level transactions like these.  You guys wouldn't know anything about that.

BTW, me and the late President John Pombe Muguflutipoo were besties. I copied/pasta'd this winning lottery ticket, just so you peons would be jealous.  Suck it!!!   

DEAR SIR,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE

IT IS MY HUMBLE PLEASURE TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER IRRESPECTIVE OF THE FACT THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW ME. I GOT YOUR CONTACT DURING MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON THAT CAN HANDLE SUCH A CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION OF THIS NATURE.

I AM ATTORNEY JOHN R WILLIAMS, A FAMILY LAWYER TO THE FAMILY OF LATE PRESIDENT JOHN POMBE MAGUFULI THE LATE TANZANIA PRESIDENT WHO DIED OF COVID 19 AT THE AGE OF 61 ON THE 18TH OF MARCH 2021. VISIT THIS LINK FOR THE DEATH INFO (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-56437852)

MRS. JANET MAGUFULI THE WIFE OF THE LATE PRESIDENT CALLED ME RECENTLY TO INFORMED ME ABOUT THE FUND US$19.7 MILLION THE HUSBAND DEPOSITED WITH A FINANCIAL HOUSE FOR SAFE KEEPING IN SOUTH AFRICA WHICH SHE WILL LIKE TO INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY.
SHE HAS APPROACHED ME TO GET A RELIABLE PERSON WHO WILL CLAIM THE MONEY ON HER BEHALF FROM THE FINANCIAL HOUSE FOR INVESTMENT IN OVERSEA. IF YOUR CONDITION IS ACCEPTABLE, WE WILL PREPARE YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY AND REASONABLE PERCENTAGE WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU.

NOTE THERE IS NO RISK INVOLVED BECAUSE I AM THE FAMILY LAWYER THAT MANAGES AND OVERSEES THEIR BUSINESS IN SOUTH AFRICA. THEREFORE, CONTACT ME ON MY EMAIL AS STATED ABOVE.  PLEASE IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED JUST DESTROY THIS INFORMATION, AS THIS IS A TOP SECRET.  WE SHALL BE PREPARED TO DO MORE BUSINESS WITH YOU AT THE END OF THIS TRANSACTION.

I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.

ATTORNEY JOHN R WILLIAMS

 (SAN) B.L, LLB, PH.D)

[GH2001]

It’s funny that people in this country can still fall for scams from a country and more broadly a continent - where people still shit in the dirt and throw rocks at one another.

[Buzz Killington]

I clicked on the link to check out his death story.  What a terrible way to die...by a bbc.

[AUJarhead]

It’s funny that people in this country can still fall for scams from a country and more broadly a continent - where people still shit in the dirt and throw rocks at one another.

People still go to school at UAT…. Same thing.

[Snaggletiger]

I tell ya', this place is like a gold mine.  I was going to retire on the transaction above, but these "opportunities" just keep coming in.  I'm not posting the contact information, because I found out some of you were trying to get in on some of my action.


Greetings my name is Mrs.Meerick Day. I am married to MR.Day Churchill. who was gas and oil engineer before he died We married for years without a child of our own. He died after a brief illness that lasted for four days. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum $5.6MILLION with a bank. Recently I sick cancer, my Doctor told me that I will not last for next Three months due to the cancer illness. Having known my condition then I decided to donate this money for charity organization a good person that will utilize the money the way I am going to instruct please Get back to me for more details ?

[Buzz Killington]

I tell ya', this place is like a gold mine.  I was going to retire on the transaction above, but these "opportunities" just keep coming in.  I'm not posting the contact information, because I found out some of you were trying to get in on some of my action.


Greetings my name is Mrs.Meerick Day. I am married to MR.Day Churchill. who was gas and oil engineer before he died We married for years without a child of our own. He died after a brief illness that lasted for four days. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum $5.6MILLION with a bank. Recently I sick cancer, my Doctor told me that I will not last for next Three months due to the cancer illness. Having known my condition then I decided to donate this money for charity organization a good person that will utilize the money the way I am going to instruct please Get back to me for more details ?

You so lucky she sick cancer.

[Snaggletiger]

You so lucky she sick cancer.

I'm trying to expedite this one because her Doctor told her she will not last for next Three months due to the cancer illness.

[CCTAU]

So. Did Imelda take you on a cruise yet?

[GH2001]

I'm trying to expedite this one because her Doctor told her she will not last for next Three months due to the cancer illness.

well, in his defense, he married for years before cancer illness and he was gas and oil engineer before died.

Good stuff there. I say go for it Snags! Slam dunk. who else would be a good money for charity person of donation?? that's right.

[Kaos]

What a wonderful wonderful world.  Word has gotten out regarding my high esteem!  And because of that, I have been offered the opportunity of a lifetime.  Her heavy tears weigh on my heart.  I must stand by her as next of kin.  Snags?  i will meet you on a beach somewhere and we will share a delicious tropical drink.

From my lovely new friend:


DEAREST

My name is Mrs. Marit A. Brunel I am a Norway Citizen who is living in
Burkina Faso, I am married to Mr. Brunel Patrice, a politician who
owns a small gold company in Burkina Faso; He died of Leprosy and
Radesyge, in the year SEPTEMBER 2009, During his lifetime he deposited
the sum of € 10.5 Million Euro) TEN million, Five hundred thousand
Euros in a bank in Ouagadougou the capital city of Burkina Faso in
West Africa. The money was from the sale of his company and death
benefits payment and entitlements of my deceased husband by his
company.

I am sending you this message with heavy tears in my eyes and great
sorrow in my heart, and also praying that it will reach you in good
health because I am not in good health, I sleep every night without
knowing if I may be alive to see the next day. I am suffering from
long time cancer and presently I am partially suffering from Leprosy,
which has become difficult for me to move around. I was married to my
late husband for more than 6 years without having a child and my
doctor confided that I have less chance to live, having to know when
the cup of death will come, I decided to contact you to claim the fund
since I don't have any relation I grew up from an orphanage home.

I have decided to donate this money for the support of helping
Motherless babies/Less privileged/Widows and churches also to build
the house of God because I am dying and diagnosed with cancer for
about 3 years ago. I have decided to donate from what I have inherited
from my late husband to you for the good work of Almighty God; I will
be going in for an operation surgery soon.

Now I want you to stand as my next of kin to claim the funds for
charity purposes. Because of this money remains unclaimed after my
death, the bank executives or the government will take the money as
unclaimed fund and maybe use it for selfishness and worthless
ventures, I need a very honest person who can claim this money and use
it for Charity works, for orphanages, widows and also build schools
and churches for less privilege that will be named after my late
husband and my name.
Email Address >mrslittlebrunel888@gmail.com
I need your urgent answer to know if you will be able to execute this
project, and I will give you more information on how the fund will be
transferred to your bank account or online banking.
 
Mrs. Marit A. Brunel

Thanks.

[GH2001]

What a wonderful wonderful world.  Word has gotten out regarding my high esteem!  And because of that, I have been offered the opportunity of a lifetime.  Her heavy tears weigh on my heart.  I must stand by her as next of kin.  Snags?  i will meet you on a beach somewhere and we will share a delicious tropical drink.

From my lovely new friend:


DEAREST

My name is Mrs. Marit A. Brunel I am a Norway Citizen who is living in
Burkina Faso, I am married to Mr. Brunel Patrice, a politician who
owns a small gold company in Burkina Faso; He died of Leprosy and
Radesyge, in the year SEPTEMBER 2009, During his lifetime he deposited
the sum of € 10.5 Million Euro) TEN million, Five hundred thousand
Euros in a bank in Ouagadougou the capital city of Burkina Faso in
West Africa. The money was from the sale of his company and death
benefits payment and entitlements of my deceased husband by his
company.

I am sending you this message with heavy tears in my eyes and great
sorrow in my heart, and also praying that it will reach you in good
health because I am not in good health, I sleep every night without
knowing if I may be alive to see the next day. I am suffering from
long time cancer and presently I am partially suffering from Leprosy,
which has become difficult for me to move around. I was married to my
late husband for more than 6 years without having a child and my
doctor confided that I have less chance to live, having to know when
the cup of death will come, I decided to contact you to claim the fund
since I don't have any relation I grew up from an orphanage home.

I have decided to donate this money for the support of helping
Motherless babies/Less privileged/Widows and churches also to build
the house of God because I am dying and diagnosed with cancer for
about 3 years ago. I have decided to donate from what I have inherited
from my late husband to you for the good work of Almighty God; I will
be going in for an operation surgery soon.

Now I want you to stand as my next of kin to claim the funds for
charity purposes. Because of this money remains unclaimed after my
death, the bank executives or the government will take the money as
unclaimed fund and maybe use it for selfishness and worthless
ventures, I need a very honest person who can claim this money and use
it for Charity works, for orphanages, widows and also build schools
and churches for less privilege that will be named after my late
husband and my name.
Email Address >mrslittlebrunel888@gmail.com
I need your urgent answer to know if you will be able to execute this
project, and I will give you more information on how the fund will be
transferred to your bank account or online banking.
 
Mrs. Marit A. Brunel

Thanks.

See. If Mrs Brunel understands the govt using your money is a worthless endeavor.

[Buzz Killington]

What a wonderful wonderful world.  Word has gotten out regarding my high esteem!  And because of that, I have been offered the opportunity of a lifetime.  Her heavy tears weigh on my heart.  I must stand by her as next of kin.  Snags?  i will meet you on a beach somewhere and we will share a delicious tropical drink.

From my lovely new friend:


DEAREST

My name is Mrs. Marit A. Brunel I am a Norway Citizen who is living in
Burkina Faso, I am married to Mr. Brunel Patrice, a politician who
owns a small gold company in Burkina Faso; He died of Leprosy and
Radesyge, in the year SEPTEMBER 2009, During his lifetime he deposited
the sum of € 10.5 Million Euro) TEN million, Five hundred thousand
Euros in a bank in Ouagadougou the capital city of Burkina Faso in
West Africa. The money was from the sale of his company and death
benefits payment and entitlements of my deceased husband by his
company.

I am sending you this message with heavy tears in my eyes and great
sorrow in my heart, and also praying that it will reach you in good
health because I am not in good health, I sleep every night without
knowing if I may be alive to see the next day. I am suffering from
long time cancer and presently I am partially suffering from Leprosy,
which has become difficult for me to move around. I was married to my
late husband for more than 6 years without having a child and my
doctor confided that I have less chance to live, having to know when
the cup of death will come, I decided to contact you to claim the fund
since I don't have any relation I grew up from an orphanage home.

I have decided to donate this money for the support of helping
Motherless babies/Less privileged/Widows and churches also to build
the house of God because I am dying and diagnosed with cancer for
about 3 years ago. I have decided to donate from what I have inherited
from my late husband to you for the good work of Almighty God; I will
be going in for an operation surgery soon.

Now I want you to stand as my next of kin to claim the funds for
charity purposes. Because of this money remains unclaimed after my
death, the bank executives or the government will take the money as
unclaimed fund and maybe use it for selfishness and worthless
ventures, I need a very honest person who can claim this money and use
it for Charity works, for orphanages, widows and also build schools
and churches for less privilege that will be named after my late
husband and my name.
Email Address >mrslittlebrunel888@gmail.com
I need your urgent answer to know if you will be able to execute this
project, and I will give you more information on how the fund will be
transferred to your bank account or online banking.
 
Mrs. Marit A. Brunel

Thanks.

Snaggs is already waiting for you.  And his salt.

[GH2001]

Snaggs is already waiting for you.  And his salt.

That guy has wayyyyy too much hair to be snags.

[Snaggletiger]

That guy has wayyyyy too much hair to be snags.

Bitch = Cut

[WiregrassTiger]

This thread scared the shit out of me. I was afraid Snags had committed suicide.

[Snaggletiger]

This thread scared the shit out of me. I was afraid Snags had committed suicide.

I did.  But I'm one tough mofo.  Death once had a near Snags experience.

[AUJarhead]

I did.  But I'm one tough mofo.  Death once had a near Snags experience.

So Death almost had a train run on him by three dudes?