I saw this guy eat 27 chicken fingers and three hot dogs there one day. I'm pretty sure he was stashing more for later in his backpack. It's his source of sustenance.
We normally take 431 out of Dothan to head to Auburn. You have to go through Eufaula but that's cool because Hartz, or Big H Chicken is right on the way. A frickin' dump, but dayumm, they gots some righteous fried chicken. It's become a regular stop for years.
Anyway, there was a guy in there eating with his wife. For the longest time, I thought it was Captain Nom Nom. They both got the all you can eat buffet, but he was actually too big to keep getting up and down. His wife went back about 5 or 6 times while we were there, to load up his plate. While she was gone, he would grab the chicken from her plate and start cramming in his face. She would bring his back and have to go back for herself. Rinse/repeat over and over. Pretty soon, I started noticing him wrapping up about 5 chicken breasts in napkins. Just before he Professor Klump'd himself out of the chair for them to leave, he stuffed the chicken in her purse. Little snack for the ride home.
It wasn't him, but you can't mention PM's name without me thinking of that carnage.
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