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Birthday Pre-Dick-Shun
« on: September 09, 2021, 12:20:15 PM »
I predict it's Wes' birthday.  All you need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and you're fine.  Have a goot one.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Birthday Pre-Dick-Shun
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2021, 02:58:28 PM »
If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

Gratzi, frien.  Grinding a little work...then I'm all Jim Morrison: show me the way to the next whiskey bar.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

GH2001

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Re: Birthday Pre-Dick-Shun
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2021, 03:05:30 PM »
Sung us that ole Alabama Song there Weskie. 
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Re: Birthday Pre-Dick-Shun
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2021, 03:21:51 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on September 09, 2021, 03:05:30 PM
Sung us that ole Alabama Song there Weskie.
Is that a reference to midget porn again?
I can never keep up…
With age comes wisdom.
Then there are the outliers.
HBD…outlier…
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Birthday Pre-richard-Shun
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2021, 04:00:51 PM »
Hooker, cocaine and very high intelligence quotient humor comrades.

Birthday spank for Wes. I spank you. You spank me. 

Naughty boy.
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Re: Birthday Pre-richard-Shun
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2021, 04:44:17 PM »
Happy Birthday Notorious W.E.S.!!!
Reach arounds are on WT.  

Hope you have a good one, brother.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

MildredAU

Re: Birthday Pre-richard-Shun
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2021, 05:59:26 PM »
I told my husband, you stubby dicked motherfucker. Real men don’t take advantage of a lady when she has had too much wine.

I’m not a dumbass you limp dick fucker. I know that wasn’t the heimlich. It felt like a wet noodle up my butt. You are a nasty ass raper.

I hope you choke to death on a birthday cake.
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Re: Birthday Pre-Dick-Shun
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2021, 06:49:17 PM »
Happy Birthday!!!!  Pissed in any golf holes lately 😂😂
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Re: Birthday Pre-Dick-Shun
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2021, 08:35:20 AM »
Happy Birthday to the Jane Fonda of this page...Communist!!!
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Re: Birthday Pre-Dick-Shun
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2021, 08:30:09 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on September 09, 2021, 03:21:51 PM
Is that a reference to midget porn again?
I can never keep up…
With age comes wisdom.
Then there are the outliers.
HBD…outlier…
The Doors 
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