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Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« on: August 31, 2021, 11:22:40 AM »
Finally, the Predictions have come back to the X.  If ya’ smeeeeellllll what the Snags is cookin’, I’ma lay this knowledge down on your jabroni asses. 
 
#19 Penn State @ #12 Wisconsin.  I know nothing about these two teams except that to me, Sandusky U is the LSU of the Big 10….overrated. Speaking of knowledge, or lack thereof, I couldn’t name one player on either team. The Badgers are higher rated and playing at home.  That’s how I’m picking this one.
 
Wisky:  30
 
PSU:  21
 
 
LSU at UCLA:  I spoke my piece on LSU in another thread.  Just not understanding all the love being thrown their way.  They travel to the Rose Bowl to face a UCLA squad that has sucked the last couple of years.  The were 3-4 last year and gave up 43+ in three of those games.  They do have a game under their belts after throttling Hawaii this past Saturday.  Plus, they have a very experienced QB in Dorian Thompson-Robinson, even if he’s been underwhelming at times.  I would say UCLA will have a home field advantage, but there were only about 8 people in the stands for the opener.  Still….and this is just wishful thinking…..
 
UCLA:  28
 
LSU:  24
 
 
Fuck Georgia at Clemson:  Not really “at Clemson”.  The game will be played in Charlotte, NC at, I believe, the Panthers stadium.  Every FUGA fan thinks the college football world will be on bended knee after this season, worshiping at the Bulldog water bowl.  They are talented, indeed, but I’ve read they are hurting at receiver and may be missing some key guys.  Clemson comes in with tons of talent as well, led by some big ass QB named BJ Ukalayleeboogeboo.  No really, that’s his name.  Trust me.  More wishful thinking.
 
Clemson:  27
 
FUGA:  25  (Yeah, I have no idea why I put 25)
 
 
Miami at Bama:  Yes, I’ll take Bama in this one, but I honestly hope it’s a horrendous night for the SEC’s top dogs.  As Lane Kiffin said, those boys out in Vegas don’t build all those billion dollar casinos by not knowing what they’re talking about.  But damn, the last spread I saw was 18.  For those of you versed in the ways of teh bets, isn’t that too much?  Anyway, I think D’Eriq King covers that just being under center.  Dat boy good.  Our local sports talk show announced Bama’s depth chart yesterday and I didn’t recognize three names on it.  But every year, we think the task of reloading is too much, and Lord Saybinz just keeps on putting high priced talent on the field and never misses a beat.  I see a close one, though.
 
Bama: 35
 
Miami:  30
 
 
Akron at The University of Auburn:  We are the Tigers.  They are the Zips.  Zips for chrisshakes.  Coach Brianz Harzinz debut causes universal War Eagle chub.
 
Aubren:  56
 
Akron:  10
 
 
On another note without predictions.  Somewhat ironically, Gus Malzahn’s debut with UCF will be against Boise State on Thursday night. I believe I know what I’m doing that night.  Also, we get some Monday night foosballs when Louisville and Ole Miss clash in the Chicken Filets Classic.


Thoughts?  Predictions?  Light-hearted casual conversation?  Espresso?
 
   


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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week A
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2021, 11:31:28 AM »
We are NOT pedophiles!  31
Time for a little whine with that cheese  28


Hurricane strong  24
Good thing nobody saw that  16


This is finally our year!    27
Our mascot needs rehab    24


Future home of Scott Frost  41
We not like tha U in tha 80s    13


Halliburton no maskers    52
We miss Terry                  10

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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2021, 02:50:31 PM »
they didn't build all those building in Vegas being right all the time.....

They built them by being right more than wrong. They are wrong quite often. 18 is about right to me on Bama/Meeeyami. Miami, Texas, Georgia - the 3 musketeers of the "were back! OMMAGGERDD" club. 
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2021, 03:13:02 PM »
they didn't build all those building in Vegas being right all the time.....

They built them by being right more than wrong. They are wrong quite often. 18 is about right to me on Bama/Meeeyami. Miami, Texas, Georgia - the 3 musketeers of the "were back! OMMAGGERDD" club.
Why do you hate Lane Kiffin?
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2021, 05:42:57 PM »
How the hell you going to put up a predickshion thread when the taint hasn't even been called? Protocol dammit!

Oh, and fuck AWK's face for not being around here in years!
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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week A
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2021, 06:54:43 AM »
I will try to keep things organized. Brian will be happy when the NFL is here. Alan will surprise you at least once. Josh will relate everything to Bama or the Raiders. And Lindsey will look hot.

Tune in to TheGridironBreakdown.com on YouTube or Facebook to see the picks.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2021, 10:39:36 AM »
Finally, the Predictions have come back to the X.  If ya’ smeeeeellllll what the Snags is cookin’, I’ma lay this knowledge down on your jabroni asses. 
 
#19 Penn State @ #12 Wisconsin.  I know nothing about these two teams except that to me, Sandusky U is the LSU of the Big 10….overrated. Speaking of knowledge, or lack thereof, I couldn’t name one player on either team. The Badgers are higher rated and playing at home.  That’s how I’m picking this one.
 
Wisky:  30
 
PSU:  21
 

Chryst has something working with daddy Barry's old team.  Franklin seems to be fading.  I like your pick.

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LSU at UCLA:  I spoke my piece on LSU in another thread.  Just not understanding all the love being thrown their way.  They travel to the Rose Bowl to face a UCLA squad that has sucked the last couple of years.  The were 3-4 last year and gave up 43+ in three of those games.  They do have a game under their belts after throttling Hawaii this past Saturday.  Plus, they have a very experienced QB in Dorian Thompson-Robinson, even if he’s been underwhelming at times.  I would say UCLA will have a home field advantage, but there were only about 8 people in the stands for the opener.  Still….and this is just wishful thinking…..
 
UCLA:  28
 
LSU:  24
 

I think LSU is going to be laughably bad this year.  Chip Kelly is a shitty coach, but even he is better than the O.  I like your pick.


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Fuck Georgia at Clemson:  Not really “at Clemson”.  The game will be played in Charlotte, NC at, I believe, the Panthers stadium.  Every FUGA fan thinks the college football world will be on bended knee after this season, worshiping at the Bulldog water bowl.  They are talented, indeed, but I’ve read they are hurting at receiver and may be missing some key guys.  Clemson comes in with tons of talent as well, led by some big ass QB named BJ Ukalayleeboogeboo.  No really, that’s his name.  Trust me.  More wishful thinking.
 
Clemson:  27
 
FUGA:  25  (Yeah, I have no idea why I put 25)
 

I actually don't think the dawgs break 17 points in this one.  I like your pick


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Miami at Bama:  Yes, I’ll take Bama in this one, but I honestly hope it’s a horrendous night for the SEC’s top dogs.  As Lane Kiffin said, those boys out in Vegas don’t build all those billion dollar casinos by not knowing what they’re talking about.  But damn, the last spread I saw was 18.  For those of you versed in the ways of teh bets, isn’t that too much?  Anyway, I think D’Eriq King covers that just being under center.  Dat boy good.  Our local sports talk show announced Bama’s depth chart yesterday and I didn’t recognize three names on it.  But every year, we think the task of reloading is too much, and Lord Saybinz just keeps on putting high priced talent on the field and never misses a beat.  I see a close one, though.
 
Bama: 35
 
Miami:  30
 

I think the Canes pull an upset here.  Fuck bama.

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Akron at The University of Auburn:  We are the Tigers.  They are the Zips.  Zips for chrisshakes.  Coach Brianz Harzinz debut causes universal War Eagle chub.
 
Aubren:  56
 
Akron:  10
 

Yeah, this will be a "name your score" game...and I hope Harsin piles it on, Spurrier-style.  Give the fans what they want: offense.


 

 
 

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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2021, 11:39:58 AM »
I think LSU is going to be laughably bad this year.  Chip Kelly is a shitty coach, but even he is better than the O.  I like your pick.


I actually don't think the dawgs break 17 points in this one.  I like your pick


I think the Canes pull an upset here.  Fuck bama.

Yeah, this will be a "name your score" game...and I hope Harsin piles it on, Spurrier-style.  Give the fans what they want: offense.


 

 
 
I could live with it.  If I was a bettin' man, I'd definitely be jumping on that 18-19 point spread.  I can see Bama winning despite replacing so many.  They do it time after time there, Cyndi Lauper.  But there has to be some hiccups with all the newbies.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2021, 12:58:30 PM »
I could live with it.  If I was a bettin' man, I'd definitely be jumping on that 18-19 point spread.  I can see Bama winning despite replacing so many.  They do it time after time there, Cyndi Lauper.  But there has to be some hiccups with all the newbies.
This also has the feel of a game that the kids would look past (given Tha U's mostly mediocre existence since '02) to their detriment.

Diaz, Lashlee and T-Rob can whup that azzzzzz!

Also, did not realize that Ed Reed and Mike Rumph are now on staff there.  Smart move.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2021, 02:19:49 PM »
If you want to wetcherwhistle on some foosballz tonight, UAB and Jacksonville State clash at 6:30 in the world famous, Cramton Bowl in Montgomery.  Why there, I don't know.  But we have college pigskin action every night from here through Monday. 
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2021, 05:23:17 PM »
But we have college pigskin action every night from here through Monday.

You don't say much, friend, but when you do it's to the point and I appreciate that.
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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week A
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2021, 05:57:14 PM »
fudge Georgia at Clemson
I hope they both get covid and then choke on donkey dicks.  Fuck Georgia and Fuck that braying asshole coach at Clemson.  I hope Dabo's wife leaves him for a job at Hooters.
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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week A
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2021, 09:48:49 AM »
If you want to wetcherwhistle on some foosballz tonight, UAB and Jacksonville State clash at 6:30 in the world famous, Cramton Bowl in Montgomery.  Why there, I don't know.  But we have college pigskin action every night from here through Monday.
UAB looked good from late 2nd quarter on.  Guess they will find out exactly what they have when they roll into Athens.
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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week A
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2021, 10:07:28 AM »
UAB looked good from late 2nd quarter on.  Guess they will find out exactly what they have when they roll into Athens.
I thought so too.  QB was incredibly accurate, but that may have been because the pass catchers were going 7-11, open all night.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2021, 10:26:34 AM »
It was a most ripping victory.

To Bill Clark, honorary Auburn coach emeritus per TigersX.
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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week A
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2021, 11:06:02 AM »
It was a most ripping victory.

To Bill Clark, honorary Auburn coach emeritus per TigersX.
He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! And he hated irony!  To Bill Clark!!
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2021, 11:23:40 AM »
Bill Clark used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2021, 12:17:03 PM »
Full slate of tonight's televised games:


Temple at Rutgers5:30 pmBTN / FOX Video
Boise State at UCF6:00 pmESPN / ESPN Video
Appalachian State vs. East Carolina (Charlotte, NC)6:30 pmESPNU / ESPN Video
South Florida at NC State6:30 pmACC Network / / ESPN Video
Weber State at Utah6:30 pmPac-12 / Pac-12 Video
Bowling Green at Tennessee7:00 pmSEC Network / ESPN Video
Ohio State at Minnesota7:00 pmFOX (cable) / FOX Video
Eastern Washington at UNLV9:00 pmFSN / Stadium (affiliates) / FSGo Video
Southern Utah at Arizona State9:30 pmPac-12 / Pac-12 Video


Looks like I'll be setting up the additional screen so I can laugh at UCF's offense while cheering on the Golden Gophers.

Also, for your future reference:  http://www.lsufootball.net/tvschedule.htm
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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week A
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2021, 01:56:34 PM »
I hope they both get covid and then choke on donkey dicks.  Fuck Georgia and Fuck that braying asshole coach at Clemson.  I hope Dabo's wife leaves him for a job at Hooters.
I swear that the older you get, the more harsh and uncaring you seem. Sani would be so proud, were he still alive.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2021, 02:29:20 PM »
Full slate of tonight's televised games:


Temple at Rutgers5:30 pmBTN / FOX Video
Boise State at UCF6:00 pmESPN / ESPN Video
Appalachian State vs. East Carolina (Charlotte, NC)6:30 pmESPNU / ESPN Video
South Florida at NC State6:30 pmACC Network / / ESPN Video
Weber State at Utah6:30 pmPac-12 / Pac-12 Video
Bowling Green at Tennessee7:00 pmSEC Network / ESPN Video
Ohio State at Minnesota7:00 pmFOX (cable) / FOX Video
Eastern Washington at UNLV9:00 pmFSN / Stadium (affiliates) / FSGo Video
Southern Utah at Arizona State9:30 pmPac-12 / Pac-12 Video


Looks like I'll be setting up the additional screen so I can laugh at UCF's offense while cheering on the Golden Gophers.

Also, for your future reference:  http://www.lsufootball.net/tvschedule.htm
Finebaum had an LSU beat writer on yesterday.  When asked how he thought they'd do this year, he starts with, "They're as talented as anybody in the country...."  WTF???  No, they're not!  In 2019, they had a solid defense and a huge, experienced O-Line.  What was as talented as anyone in the country was Joe Fucking Burrow, Clyde Edwards Eclaire and that bunch of stud receivers. They have nothing like that on this squad and Ed Orgeron doesn't have Joe Fucking Brady designing plays in the passing game. 

I think I'm gonna' head down to Baton Rude this October and represent while we beat that ass. 
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