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30 Days
« on: August 05, 2021, 02:03:57 PM »
Til toe meets leather for the Tigers of Auburn University.

All players were to report to campus today.

Practice starts tomorrow.

HOF Game is live tonight.

Football is in the air, motherfuckers.
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Re: 30 Days
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2021, 02:14:52 PM »
Is this your subtle, flowery way of calling the taint?
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Re: 30 Days
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2021, 02:17:21 PM »
The University of Auburn War Eagles are going to kick some Zip ass.
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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2021, 02:18:39 PM »
It will be a most thrilling contest
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2021, 02:33:38 PM »
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Re: 30 Days
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2021, 02:39:07 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on August 05, 2021, 02:14:52 PM
Is this your subtle, flowery way of calling the taint?
Lord, no.  It's still approximately 172 degrees here in the panhandle.

Quote from: Saniflush on August 05, 2021, 02:18:39 PM
It will be a most thrilling contest   It was a most ripping victory.
Off-season is over, slaps.  Time to tighten up.
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Re: 30 Days
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2021, 02:45:07 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 05, 2021, 02:39:07 PM
Lord, no.  It's still approximately 172 degrees here in the panhandle.
Off-season is over, slaps.  Time to tighten up.
#boommotherfucker

Wes ain’t starting out slow out the gate.
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Re: 30 Days
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2021, 03:05:01 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 05, 2021, 02:39:07 PM
Lord, no.  It's still approximately 172 degrees here in the panhandle.
Off-season is over, slaps.  Time to tighten up.
Oh Hell Naw degrees.
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2021, 03:14:26 PM »
Takeo likes this thread.

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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2021, 06:05:36 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 05, 2021, 02:39:07 PM
Off-season is over, slaps.  Time to tighten up.
I should do better.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 30 Days
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2021, 08:53:23 AM »
Quote from: Ogre on August 05, 2021, 02:14:52 PM
Is this your subtle, flowery way of calling the taint?
“Subtle, flowery” is a nice way of saying queer.
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Re: 30 Days
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2021, 10:43:42 AM »
There was live, subpar, sometimes laughably bad professional football on tv last night.

I watched almost every second of it like I was sucking moisture from a dirty sock in the desert.

Football is back, baby.
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« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2021, 11:24:45 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 06, 2021, 10:43:42 AM
There was live, subpar, sometimes laughably bad professional football on tv last night.

I watched almost every second of it like I was sucking moisture from a dirty sock in the desert.

Football is back, baby.
After 3 quarters of kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H, I started watching more of the CFL game between the Winnipeg Jets and Hamilton Tiger Cats. Great football, eh?
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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2021, 12:02:01 PM »
I was busy watching Holey Moley.  That's the most "professional" sports I can take these days.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2021, 01:49:21 PM »
If it gets paid to play, I don't watch.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: 30 Days
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2021, 03:16:58 PM »
Tank rolls downhill while Caddy looks on.

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Re: 30 Days
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2021, 03:23:36 PM »
Bro-Hamm looking fit at 6'6" 335

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Re: 30 Days
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2021, 04:11:47 PM »
In other news, Devan "Wheel Route" Barrett, transferred to Troy this morning.  Not that he was ever worth a damn, (We didn't want him anyway) but I'm still not comfortable with our numbers at RB.  A couple of injuries and we'll be in a world of shit.  
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