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It's Good To Be A Big Sumbitch

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Snaggletiger

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It's Good To Be A Big Sumbitch
« on: July 28, 2021, 03:54:12 PM »
News on a slow day.  The last legit O-lineman we had, Braden Smith, just signed a 4 year extension with the Colts.  The deal totals just over $72 million, which averages out to $18 mil a year.  $42 million of the contract is guaranteed.  I had major man-love for Smith and Austin Golson.  Unfortunately, we've recruited for shit at that position since. 

Anyway, I believe I might could scrape by on bank like that.  Maybe pay off my truck.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: It's Good To Be A Big Sumbitch
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2021, 03:56:00 PM »
Germans....Pearl Harbor.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: It's Good To Be A Big Sumbitch
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2021, 04:10:35 PM »
The Cot Damn Germans ain't got nothin to do with this.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Snaggletiger

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Re: It's Good To Be A Big Sumbitch
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2021, 04:04:12 PM »
It's also good to be a big QB sumbitch. Buffalo Bills QB, Josh Allen, signs a 6 year deal worth $43 million a year.  He's only 25.  Let that sink in for a sec.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: It's Good To Be A Big Sumbitch
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2021, 04:56:41 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 06, 2021, 04:04:12 PM
It's also good to be a big QB sumbitch. Buffalo Bills QB, Josh Allen, signs a 6 year deal worth $43 million a year.  He's only 25.  Let that sink in for a sec.
He'll never see full value on that contract.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Snaggletiger

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Re: It's Good To Be A Big Sumbitch
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2021, 05:00:21 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 06, 2021, 04:56:41 PM
He'll never see full value on that contract.
Why for not???
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Snaggletiger

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Re: It's Good To Be A Big Sumbitch
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2021, 10:52:11 PM »
$150 million GUARANTEED!!!  Hoooooly Damn.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2021, 01:06:23 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 06, 2021, 10:52:11 PM
$150 million GUARANTEED!!!  Hoooooly Damn.
I bet if GF got that guaranteed, the like button would work. 
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Re: It's Good To Be A Big Sumbitch
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2021, 09:52:08 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on August 08, 2021, 01:06:23 PM
I bet if GF got that guaranteed, the like button would work.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
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