Parents

[AUChizad]

Sit down and ask your kids if they've been using.

[Townhallsavoy]

I know something else that can destroy a vagina. 

[Ranger12]

How could they do that with a straight face? I would have busted out laughing, first for the subject matter and secondly because of the ignorant trash that would resort to doing things like that for a quick high.

[AUChizad]

I had heard of party enemas dating back like 10 years ago.

The vodka tampon thing is new. And made me laugh my ass off.

[AWK]

I had heard of party enemas dating back like 10 years ago.

The vodka tampon thing is new. And made me laugh my ass off.

Vodka Tampon, would that be Vodka cranberry?



My own joke almost made me puke...

[Godfather]

The vodka tampon thing is new. And made me laugh my ass off.

Was that before or after you stuck it up your anus?

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Obviously after. The vodka soaked tampon made him laugh his ass off. 

[CCTAU]

I had heard of party enemas dating back like 10 years ago.

The vodka tampon thing is new. And made me laugh my ass off.

Ahhh. An alcoholics dream date....

[Thrilla]

Don't get me started on this god-forsaken shit hole of a television show (shit, too late)

They are nothing but a bunch of sensationalist assholes with an MD after their last names.  They all deserve to burn in the depths of hell.

I only say this because the wife, while home taking care of the newborn, saw an episode of this show a couple of weeks ago.  The topic?

Why not to give blowjobs to your husbands because semen on the back of the throat CAN CAUSE THROAT CANCER.

WHAT....THE....FUCK.   Now, any chances I had of receiving oral (which were slim to begin with, mind you) have been completely shot.  Any argument I've given is null and void, of course, because I'm not a doctor, and they are.  Even the old "you haven't caught throat cancer yet, have you?" or "honey, as with any cancer, you must participate in the activity REPEATEDLY in order for it to affect you" arguments are holding no water.

Fucking assholes.  This show needs to be banned immediately.  I hate them all.

[Snaggletiger]

Like the old joke about the guy trying to get some when his wife says, "Not tonight dear, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to feel fresh".  He thinks about it and asks, "You don't have a dentist appointment too, do you?"

Don't let Wes' chick see that show either.  She'll stop humming him altogether and make him cleanse his colon.

[AUTailgatingRules]

Daytime TV has messed up many a marriage and ruined otherwise normal women.  Get them a job and get them out of the house during the day.

[ssgaufan]

I knew a chick once that was in school to become a lab specialist.  Oral sex was not gonna happen with that bitch.  Either way, she wouldn't give or receive.  She talked about all of the germs, and bacteria at those areas of the body, and it would make her sick.

[Snaggletiger]

Guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey and a beer.  Bartender sets him up and he quickly slams the shot and guzzles the beer.  Orders another round, then another, then another.  The bartender says, "Hey, slow down, what's the occasion?"

The guy says, "Had my first blow job tonight".  The bartender says, "Well then, that IS something to celebrate.  Next round's on the house."  To which the guy replies, "Naaa..if 4 of those won't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

 

[AWK]

I knew a chick once that was in school to become a lab specialist.  Oral sex was not gonna happen with that bitch.  Either way, she wouldn't give or receive.  She talked about all of the germs, and bacteria at those areas of the body, and it would make her sick.

What a whore. (hope thats not your girlfriend)

[ssgaufan]

What a whore. (hope thats not your girlfriend)

Nope, that didn't last very long at all.

[JohnDeere]

Don't get me started on this god-forsaken shit hole of a television show (shit, too late)

They are nothing but a bunch of sensationalist assholes with an MD after their last names.  They all deserve to burn in the depths of hell.

I only say this because the wife, while home taking care of the newborn, saw an episode of this show a couple of weeks ago.  The topic?

Why not to give blowjobs to your husbands because semen on the back of the throat CAN CAUSE THROAT CANCER.

WHAT....THE....FUCK.   Now, any chances I had of receiving oral (which were slim to begin with, mind you) have been completely shot.  Any argument I've given is null and void, of course, because I'm not a doctor, and they are.  Even the old "you haven't caught throat cancer yet, have you?" or "honey, as with any cancer, you must participate in the activity REPEATEDLY in order for it to affect you" arguments are holding no water.

Fucking assholes.  This show needs to be banned immediately.  I hate them all.

The chance of throat cancer didn't kill your sex life....pregnancy did that.

[Thrilla]

The chance of throat cancer didn't kill your sex life....pregnancy did that.

These waters are yet to be tested...getting clearance for romps between the sheets from the doctor very soon.

[JohnDeere]

These waters are yet to be tested...getting clearance for romps between the sheets from the doctor very soon.

The clearance won't be the issue. Testing the waters will be though.

[Saniflush]

The clearance won't be the issue. Testing the waters will be though.

Just use the tip.

[CCTAU]

These waters are yet to be tested...getting clearance for romps between the sheets from the doctor very soon.

If the doctor did his job right, you'll have your first strange in some time.....

If not, well, at least it will relieve the tension without putting your eye out.