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Forehead galore
« on: June 06, 2021, 05:06:19 PM »
The two ugliest hairstyles in college football history, which led to the two most expansive foreheads in the annals of the game have joined forces. 



When the Tennessee Titans acquired Julio Jones for $200 and the promise not to feed him after midnight, pairing him with the swamp creature known as Derrick Henry, they created a vacuum of fugliness that has never been seen before. The impact on the environment is unknown. There's never been that much fugly in one place at one time. 
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If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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Re: Forehead galore
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2021, 06:39:08 AM »
The two ugliest hairstyles in college football history, which led to the two most expansive foreheads in the annals of the game have joined forces. 



When the Tennessee Titans acquired Julio Jones for $200 and the promise not to feed him after midnight, pairing him with the swamp creature known as Derrick Henry, they created a vacuum of fugliness that has never been seen before. The impact on the environment is unknown. There's never been that much fugly in one place at one time.
Maybe they could look to bringing in the Ewok for the trifecta.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."