The two ugliest hairstyles in college football history, which led to the two most expansive foreheads in the annals of the game have joined forces.
When the Tennessee Titans acquired Julio Jones for $200 and the promise not to feed him after midnight, pairing him with the swamp creature known as Derrick Henry, they created a vacuum of fugliness that has never been seen before. The impact on the environment is unknown. There's never been that much fugly in one place at one time.