Anyone Watch The Draft Last Night?

[Snaggletiger]

Zach Wilson's mom.

[wesfau2]

Hard pass on the Mormon chicks.

Temple undergarments are a real boner-destroyer.

[Snaggletiger]

Hard pass on the Mormon chicks.

Temple undergarments are a real boner-destroyer.

She got a real purty mouth, though.

[bgreene]

Hard pass on the Mormon chicks.

Temple undergarments are a real boner-destroyer.

That's someone's sister-wife you're talking about mister!!

[chinook]

That's someone's sister-wife you're talking about mister!!

they're discussing BYU not Bama.  

[CCTAU]

Bamturds have created another natty. The NFL draft championship.

[Kaos]

Hard pass on the Mormon chicks.

Temple undergarments are a real boner-destroyer.

Shows how little you know.  

Ask anybody who’s ever worked at VS. The Mormons, Mennonites, and that ilk buy the slinkiest, trashiest, sexiest stuff on the shelf. 

[AUJarhead]

they're discussing BYU not Bama. 

Goddamn you, like button!

[The Six]

Flash landed in Cleveland. That's a place he could do well in starting out with special teams before eventually working in the rotation. Good for him.

Eli "Hot" Stove got that UFDA from the Chargers. He and Justin "Duck" Herbert can trade stories about playing for former/almost Auburn coaches.

Seth "Mouth" Williams got drafted by Denver but he got prime time video package as highlights of the Panthers #8 pick Jaycee Horn abusing him last year.

KJ Britt landed with the Tompa Bay Bradys. Hope he makes the squad because he hits like a truck. I still think that is useful in the NFL.

[GH2001]

Flash landed in Cleveland. That's a place he could do well in starting out with special teams before eventually working in the rotation. Good for him.

Eli "Hot" Stove got that UFDA from the Chargers. He and Justin "Duck" Herbert can trade stories about playing for former/almost Auburn coaches.

Seth "Mouth" Williams got drafted by Denver but he got prime time video package as highlights of the Panthers #8 pick Jaycee Horn abusing him last year.

KJ Britt landed with the Tompa Bay Bradys. Hope he makes the squad because he hits like a truck. I still think that is useful in the NFL.

I haven't look at Britt or our DB's the same since UGA Walk On Stetson Bennet carved them up last October at will. 

[Saniflush]

I haven't look at Britt or our DB's the same since UGA Walk On Stetson Bennet carved them up last October at will.

Well they camped well

[WiregrassTiger]

Well they camped well

They’ve also had a good week of practice.

[Kaos]

Hay.  Y’all figger ol’ Mack Jones gonna start the first game or you thank Bellycheck’ll wait a game or two afore he puts him on in thar?  I done heard they thank he’s more smarter than Tom Brady and has more upside.  Jest a matter a time afore he runs them aubren trannies on outta thar anyways.  Hell cam ain’t never been no good. He won’t even dive on a fuckin’ ball. Reckon ol’ Mack can win hisself five or six of them Lumpardee trophies like Brady done?  I mean them two are like mirror images.

That’s all I’ve fucking heard about the draft.

I’ve already pretty much written pro football off anyway.  Haven’t watched in a while.  I will not ever watch that smug waddling Jones fuck should he ever end up getting to play.  Same with McCarron.  Fuck him and his pedophile family.  I do appreciate al.communist writing about him so often though.  Helps me know what team benches to ignore. 

[CCTAU]

When was the last time bamturd QB made a play in the pros?

[Snaggletiger]

When was the last time bamturd QB made a play in the pros?

That really is a head scratcher.


With the $ucce$$ they've had for more than a decade now under Lord Saybinz, they've put very few in the pros at that position.  Jalen Hurts looked decent with Philly and he gets his fo realz chance this year. AJ McCarron is just a serviceable back up.  (He just signed with the Falcons BTW) Two'er didn't impress at all in his short playing time last season.  He may kick it a little better this year because they got him some weapons.   

[GH2001]

When was the last time bamturd QB made a play in the pros?

The snake ?

[CCTAU]

That really is a head scratcher.


With the $ucce$$ they've had for more than a decade now under Lord Saybinz, they've put very few in the pros at that position.  Jalen Hurts looked decent with Philly and he gets his fo realz chance this year. AJ McCarron is just a serviceable back up.  (He just signed with the Falcons BTW) Two'er didn't impress at all in his short playing time last season.  He may kick it a little better this year because they got him some weapons. 

The nfl is about small windows. Bamturd QBs just throw to the wide open guy. That crap don’t happen in the pros.

[wesfau2]

The nfl is about small windows. Bamturd QBs just throw to the wide open guy. That crap don’t happen in the pros.

Yep.

[bgreene]

[Snaggletiger]

Not saying I would hit it.  Not saying I wouldn't.