Chad Morris Goes Back to High School

[The Six]

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Former Arkansas and SMU coach Chad Morris hired by Texas high school

By: Nick Bromberg

Morris was announced Wednesday as the new head coach at Allen (Texas) High School. His hire at Allen comes less than two years after he was fired as Arkansas' coach.

“I am honored to join Allen ISD and the Allen Eagles football program,” Morris said in a statement. “Allen High School is known throughout the state and nation for having a storied tradition of excellence in everything it does, and the football team is certainly included in that discussion. My roots run deep in Texas high school football, and I’m excited for the opportunity to get back to coaching young student-athletes and making an impression on their lives."

Morris, 52, was a high school coach in Texas for 15 years before he moved to college. He was the head coach at Texas powerhouse Lake Travis High School for two seasons before becoming the offensive coordinator at Clemson.

[Buzz Killington]

Gus should have joined him

[Snaggletiger]

Gus should have joined him

Back to the future.

[wesfau2]

Worst fucking staff hire evAr.

[Vladimir]

If give them little more time Chad and Gus can take Auburn to Iron Bowl.

[GH2001]

At least chad recognizes the obvious. Gus does not. 

[WiregrassTiger]

Worst fucking staff hire evAr.

Not as bad as if we would’ve hired our Chad. AUChizad, that is.

AUChizad! would have probably performed well.

[Kaos]

This is an April Fool's joke, right?  

Nobody hired that skinky fuck, right?  I wouldn't hire his dim ass to train my dog to fetch.  

The final butt-buddy straw from the Gus tree. The final broken nail in his coffin. 

[GH2001]

This is an April Fool's joke, right? 

Nobody hired that skinky fuck, right?  I wouldn't hire his dim ass to train my dog to fetch. 

The final butt-buddy straw from the Gus tree. The final broken nail in his coffin.

and if that sounds bad to you....just think, a major D1 college JUST hired Gus...on purpose....after seeing the last 7 years.

[The Six]

and if that sounds bad to you....just think, a major D1 college JUST hired Gus...on purpose....after seeing the last 7 years.

To be fair, Gus is the reason UCF has a Mythical banner to hang.

[GH2001]

To be fair, Gus is the reason UCF has a Mythical banner to hang.

I guess they figure they owe him. 

[Buzz Killington]

[dallaswareagle]

Gus should have joined him

We try to be hospitable in Texas, but I'm gonna have to give you a giant FUCK NO, on this one.  

[GH2001]

We try to be hospitable in Texas, but I'm gonna have to give you a giant FUCK NO, on this one. 

nah, Gus and Chad do well with the 7 on 7 gimmicky shit. They'd prob do ok there. Srs.