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Broken legs and such...
« on: November 04, 2008, 05:49:55 PM »
Ok, one of our brethren has now mentioned twice that he snapped a bone ala' Tyrone Prothro and no one has asked about it yet?  I did not see the first reference since I don't participate in y'all's little pick 'em game.

WTF?  You are all insensitive fucks.

Mark, how drunk were you?
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Re: Broken legs and such...
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2008, 05:52:52 PM »
For the record... It was asked....   Then I swatted him with a crutch Sunday on the golf course.   :thumbsup:
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Re: Broken legs and such...
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2008, 05:55:07 PM »
Ok, one of our brethren has now mentioned twice that he snapped a bone ala' Tyrone Prothro and no one has asked about it yet?  I did not see the first reference since I don't participate in y'all's little pick 'em game.

WTF?  You are all insensitive fucks.

Mark, how drunk were you?

I was on an all day beer drunk.  Not sloppy but definately feeling good.  I missed a step in a bar last saturday night and rolled my right ankle enough to break my Fibula at a 45 degree angle about 2" above the ankle.  It's in a cast right now hoping it will heal. I have to go back to get an xray next Friday to make sure all is well.  If not I will have the Prothro surgery sometime after that.
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2008, 05:56:40 PM »
For the record... It was asked....   Then I swatted him with a crutch Sunday on the golf course.   :thumbsup:

Was it answered?  Because I couldn't find that part.  
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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2008, 05:57:44 PM »
Was it answered?  Because I couldn't find that part.  

Maybe not on here... my bad.  Good luck on Friday Mark!
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2008, 05:58:50 PM »
I was on an all day beer drunk.  Not sloppy but definately feeling good.  I missed a step in a bar last saturday night and rolled my right ankle enough to break my Fibula at a 45 degree angle about 2" above the ankle.  It's in a cast right now hoping it will heal. I have to go back to get an xray next Friday to make sure all is well.  If not I will have the Prothro surgery sometime after that.
That all just sounds painful.
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Re: Broken legs and such...
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2008, 06:01:38 PM »
That all just sounds painful.


The shitty part is going to be walking to the stadium and up to my seats the next couple of weeks.  The trips to the pisser during the game are going to suck too
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Re: Broken legs and such...
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2008, 06:06:12 PM »
Wow, I must have missed the story the first time.  That blows, Mark. 
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« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2008, 06:24:48 PM »
The shitty part is going to be walking to the stadium and up to my seats the next couple of weeks.  The trips to the pisser during the game are going to suck too

depends?
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Re: Broken legs and such...
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2008, 06:25:58 PM »
depends?

Don't laugh but I have actually already thought of that :thumbsup:
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Re: Broken legs and such...
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2008, 07:39:15 PM »
Don't worry though.  He's got a hot red head to comfort him when the pain gets to be too much to bear.
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Re: Broken legs and such...
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2008, 08:16:06 PM »
Don't laugh but I have actually already thought of that :thumbsup:
Mark, I have the answer for your problem. This is what you need!

http://www.biorelief.com/stadiumpal.html#image
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Re: Broken legs and such...
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2008, 08:22:23 AM »
Wow, I must have missed the story the first time.  That blows, Mark. 

Damn I missed it as well.  I guess you got a reason for wifey to be on top now though.
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Re: Broken legs and such...
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2008, 02:19:17 PM »
Mark, I have the answer for your problem. This is what you need!

http://www.biorelief.com/stadiumpal.html#image

This is the way to go.  I have had friends give rave reviews about this product.  Never actually tried it myself though.

Sorry to hear about the accident...I've already commented that I thought the injury was from kicking small children after another Auburn loss...but the bar story works as well.
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Re: Broken legs and such...
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2008, 01:14:37 AM »
The shitty part is going to be walking to the stadium and up to my seats the next couple of weeks.  The trips to the pisser during the game are going to suck too
Catheters are awesome, you just don't want to be conscious when it is put in.

Sorry to hear about that Mark. Hope all goes well and you don't need the surgery.
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