So What If.....

[jmar]

If you want Steele as coach, you get the plastic bag.

I think we should get out ahead of this and say the Russians hacked our coaching selection even though we know Chyna is to blame.

[Kaos]

I think we should get out ahead of this and say the Russians hacked our coaching selection even though we know Chyna is to blame.

Where's Adam Schiff when you need his watermelon head?  

Hopefully he's still cleaning up the shit that was laid outside his office when Kaos was out in Cali a year or so ago. 

[jmar]

Where's Adam Schiff when you need his watermelon head? 

Hopefully he's still cleaning up the shit that was laid outside his office when Kaos was out in Cali a year or so ago.

Yeah I actually thought Schiff was the brains behind the entire 4 year coup but it turned out to be Chinese bots and that bag of bones Speaker Pelosi.

[WiregrassTiger]

I hope all you motherfuckers ain’t dead from the Hung Kung flu by next year when Steele goes undefeated and wins another Natty for AU.

Bunch of low energy motherfuckers.

[AUTiger1]

So it appears we will be interviewing Sark on Sunday after the SECCG.  Meh, better choice than Steele. 

[AUJarhead]

I hope all you motherfudgeers ain’t dead from the Hung Kung flu by next year when Steele goes undefeated and wins another Natty for AU.

Bunch of low energy motherfudgeers.

I hope they play Rutgers and the Knights skull fuck Kevin Steele.

[jmar]

So it appears we will be interviewing Sark on Sunday after the SECCG.  Meh, better choice than Steele.

Somebody needs to cobble some consistency on the offensive side, particularly in the red zone. Sick of seeing Carlson. 
And it would be nice to put pressure on an opposing QB now and then.

[WiregrassTiger]

I hope they play Rutgers and the Knights skull fuck Kevin Steele.

Take off you hoser.

And watch your language.

[jmar]

You're Auburn and you take what we give you. Happy Holiday!

[Kaos]

So it appears we will be interviewing Sark on Sunday after the SECCG.  Meh, better choice than Steele.

Is there no other drunken washed up piece of shit available? 

[Buzz Killington]

Is there no other drunken washed up piece of shoot available?

Well that's it boys, he done been redeemed.  The sabbin's done washed away all his sins and transgressions.  It's the straight and narrow from here on out

[jmar]

Is there no other drunken washed up piece of shit available?

Not one that can beat our brains out like this guy but we're still looking.

[Snaggletiger]

Well that's it boys, he done been redeemed.  The sabbin's done washed away all his sins and transgressions.  It's the straight and narrow from here on out

[WiregrassTiger]

You're Auburn and you take what we give you. Happy Holiday!

Me and Jimmy Rane gone be deciding this. You are all in good hands with me and the yellow fellow.

In all sincerity, would you believe it to be in the best interest of Auburn for you poor people to have any input on this?

[jmar]

Me and Jimmy Rane gone be deciding this. You are all in good hands with me and the yellow fellow.

In all sincerity, would you believe it to be in the best interest of Auburn for you poor people to have any input on this?

Who did the Yeller Feller want when Dye wanted Kirby?

[jmar]

And Sark lost 4 or 5 games per year in an easier conference to navigate. Whatever became of Chris Petersen?

[WiregrassTiger]

And Sark lost 4 or 5 games per year in an easier conference to navigate. Whatever became of Chris Petersen?

Not sure about this. But I do know that Wes would love it for us to hire any coach with Peter in his name.

[jmar]

Never mind. Dude caught a case of the Urban Meyers. It's deadly.

[Buzz Killington]

Never mind. Dude caught a case of the Urban Meyers. It's deadly.

He became a great big douche too?

[jmar]

He became a great big douche too?

Oh okay. I thought he was mild mannered and sort of tight lipped.
Not so huh?