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Will They Make Him Quarantine and Miss the Iron Bowl?

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Will They Make Him Quarantine and Miss the Iron Bowl?
« on: November 25, 2020, 11:26:57 AM »
Or will Saban tell them to blow it out their asses?

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Re: Will They Make Him Quarantine and Miss the Iron Bowl?
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2020, 11:40:20 AM »
They will test his ass every hour on the hour to get him on the field Saturday
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Re: Will They Make Him Quarantine and Miss the Iron Bowl?
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2020, 12:54:59 PM »
There are those who don't twatter.  I do love me some twat, though.

Who dat you talkin' bout?  Lord Saybinz himself?
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Re: Will They Make Him Quarantine and Miss the Iron Bowl?
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2020, 12:57:58 PM »
There are those who don't twatter.  I do love me some twat, though.

Who dat you talkin' bout?  Lord Saybinz himself?
He got da rona.

Sarkisian will coach Saturday.
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Re: Will They Make Him Quarantine and Miss the Iron Bowl?
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2020, 12:58:24 PM »
You have to understand, if Covid mistakenly jumps on Lord Saybinz, it's Covid's responsibility to quarantine itself for at least 14 days.  Aiight?
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Re: Will They Make Him Quarantine and Miss the Iron Bowl?
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2020, 12:58:50 PM »
He got da rona.

Sarkisian will coach Saturday.
Audition for the Sakerlina job?
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Re: Will They Make Him Quarantine and Miss the Iron Bowl?
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2020, 01:01:01 PM »
Audition for the Sakerlina job?
Someone send Ole Stevie a bottle of good hooch.
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Re: Will They Make Him Quarantine and Miss the Iron Bowl?
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2020, 01:07:04 PM »
1. Covid is about to get its ass kicked.

2. If Sabins does not coach, people who say it doesn’t matter don’t know squat. I say there is no way Alabammer beats us by more than 5 TD’s if he’s on IR.
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Re: Will They Make Him Quarantine and Miss the Iron Bowl?
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2020, 01:49:32 PM »
Since Lord Saban got the rona, do the turds now claim the Rona NC? 
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Re: Will They Make Him Quarantine and Miss the Iron Bowl?
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2020, 02:18:52 PM »
When the positive results came back.

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Re: Will They Make Him Quarantine and Miss the Iron Bowl?
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2020, 02:35:32 PM »
Unless he infected the entire offense, it won't matter
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Re: Will They Make Him Quarantine and Miss the Iron Bowl?
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2020, 02:47:47 PM »
Unless he infected the entire offense, it won't matter
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Re: Will They Make Him Quarantine and Miss the Iron Bowl?
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2020, 01:33:35 AM »
Unless he infected the entire offense, it won't matter
I'd settle for just the QB and RB being out!
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