that explains a lot, fuck man it could be worse, you could drive a Civic
I used to have a red CRX. Back when I got married my wife took my Thunderbird and gave me her Chevette.
My wife and daughter both have newer and nicer vehicles than I do. I drive a 2001 Nissan Frontier. Bought new. They told me the body style wouldn't change for at least five more years. Six months after I bought it? New body style. I thought about crashing the thing through the plate glass window at the dealership.
Sad story about the Nissan. When I bought it I had to go talk to the sales manager. He was a chain-smoking, broken-down looking, needed-a-haircut dude with a raspy cough and bloodshot eyes. Looked like he'd just staggered in from a weekend of drinking. Saw that his nameplate said D. Langner. When he signed some stuff, his first name looked like David. So I comment on how funny it is that there's a guy named David Langner working at a car dealership in Tuscaloosa, and does he catch any abuse from Bama fans for it. He says yeah, because he's
THAT David Langer. Turns a picture on the desk around of him in uniform running the ball back in the 72 game. Never been so disillusioned in my life.
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