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It's not nothing
« on: October 24, 2020, 04:21:56 PM »
A road win in conference is to be valued.

The offense was mostly acceptable and some guys stepped up.

The defense is still soft as beer shit in the middle.

Special teams needs work.

Ho hum.  This will get us a third place divisional trophy.
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2020, 05:24:25 PM »
Yep, our D-line is putrid.  Not one guy can get off a block.  MudKat Bryant is barely a warm body in a uniform.  They clearly dumbed it down for Nix today and thank goodness, got Tank his touches.  
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2020, 09:05:56 PM »
Yep, our D-line is putrid.  Not one guy can get off a block.  MudKat Bryant is barely a warm body in a uniform.  They clearly dumbed it down for Nix today and thank goodness, got Tank his touches. 
Yea! That damn long snapper almost fudged it up too.
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2020, 10:40:54 PM »
Let’s not forget that the OM defense is worse than our defense.
So take it for what it’s worth.
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2020, 06:50:58 AM »
Yea! That damn long snapper almost fudged it up too.
You just watch yourself.  He was playing through COVID. And a bad migraine.  And oh yeah, he had three fingers amputated the day before the game.  And he had a really upset stomach.  So yeah....
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2020, 08:17:49 AM »
Awful, just awful. Team should be 0-5 if not for terrible reviews by SEC officials. We can no longer talk about the refs being in the REC tank with luck like this. Bo Nix is a C-grade QB at best. The OC is a fraud. The defensive front is SAWFT (as previously mentioned). The most special thing on the field is the RB who is about to get his tires melted like Cole Trickle before Harry Hogg taught him how to drive. Get ready for a string of embarrassing losses and a trip to Birmingham to play NC State or Pitt in late December.


What a friggin clown show.
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2020, 08:44:21 AM »
For the record, Lane Kiffin's flame out in Oxford was coming eventually but it appears to be in overdrive to the conclusion. Mississippi State is already done with Leach. Dumpster fire football programs.

Who knew the OL coach throwaway at Arkansas and the nerd kid at Missouri would turn out to be more than serviceable? 

Tennessee extended Jeremy Pruitt just in time of them to flatline as a program. Good for them.

Kirby is Mark Richt with a worse haircut. fudge Georgia anyway.

Dan Mullen and his creepy wife still suck. Swamp is perfect for that action.

Mark Stoops needs stronger bourbon to watch that Kentucky offense operate. Truly awful.

Vanderbilt has quit. Did anyone notice? Didn't think so.

Texas A&M is boring and the same as they ever were. Also rans.

South Carolina can't afford to divorce Will Muschamp even though they really want to.

LSU got their ring and their magical season and now they (and apparently Coach O) are basking in the afterglow. That'll end badly soon as well.


The SEC sucks. Congrats Bama fans, you got what you wanted. A league decimated at your bloody feet.

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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2020, 11:29:38 AM »
One more thing. The two DBs Seth beat on the winning score were reserves on offense last week for Ole Miss. The Ole Miss coaches were literally telling them what to do every play they were on the field. That's no small thing either. We barely beat a team in year one of a staff with a bunch of FCS/D2 level scrubs on defense. And we're in year SEVEN of the Gus Bus. 

Like I said, frigging clown show.
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2020, 12:20:55 PM »
Didn’t watch one second of Malzahn ball.  Glad of it.  Liberated. 

Was at a place where I had to watch some of LSU’s game.  Their backup QB is raw but has a ton of potential.  Reminds me of Dameyune Craig. Good arm.  Good mechanics.  Made good decisions considering he was thrown into the role and not even the starter.  

Malign Orgeron if you want.  His starting QB went down and he had somebody even better prepared to take over.  Their offense was even more effective with the new guy than it was with Brennan — who set LSU records for productivity in his first three starts.  

When’s the last time Gus lost a starter and didn’t freeze up like a newborn deer standing in the middle of the interstate?  
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2020, 04:52:34 PM »
Didn’t watch one second of Malzahn ball.  Glad of it.  Liberated.

Was at a place where I had to watch some of LSU’s game.  Their backup QB is raw but has a ton of potential.  Reminds me of Dameyune Craig. Good arm.  Good mechanics.  Made good decisions considering he was thrown into the role and not even the starter. 

Malign Orgeron if you want.  His starting QB went down and he had somebody even better prepared to take over.  Their offense was even more effective with the new guy than it was with Brennan — who set LSU records for productivity in his first three starts. 

When’s the last time Gus lost a starter and didn’t freeze up like a newborn deer standing in the middle of the interstate? 
Fair point. 
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2020, 06:51:54 PM »
One more thing. The two DBs Seth beat on the winning score were reserves on offense last week for Ole Miss. The Ole Miss coaches were literally telling them what to do every play they were on the field. That's no small thing either. We barely beat a team in year one of a staff with a bunch of FCS/D2 level scrubs on defense. And we're in year SEVEN of the Gus Bus.

Like I said, frigging clown show.
Eight, but who's counting.

Year 3 of "rebuilding the OL" though, so coach gets a pass, right?

The future is blight...um, I mean bright.
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2020, 10:34:51 PM »
I think we have a good week of practice.
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2020, 07:32:55 AM »
I think we have a good week of practice.
Yeah, practice getting trucked by LSU again.
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2020, 09:50:42 AM »
Meanwhile, the #1 recruit in the state made his business decision over the weekend.  Guess you don't get as much business when you're bussing around from Oxford.
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2020, 10:00:05 AM »
Meanwhile, the #1 recruit in the state made his business decision over the weekend.  Guess you don't get as much business when you're bussing around from Oxford.
Be honest.   Would you go to AU right now?  
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2020, 10:18:27 AM »
Be honest.  Would you go to AU right now? 
Somehow Gus and co. keep convincing dudes to sign up for this roller coaster.
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2020, 10:31:47 AM »
Be honest.  Would you go to AU right now? 
Not just no...but HAYULLL NAW!

Exactly why the clown in charge has to go asap.
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2020, 11:11:24 AM »
Not just no...but HAYULLL NAW!

Exactly why the clown in charge has to go asap.
Stop insulting clowns like that, man.  What did they do to you?
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2020, 01:58:32 PM »
Not just no...but HAYULLL NAW!

Exactly why the clown in charge has to go asap.
You had best watch your mouth. Kaos beat the shit out of me for talking negative about trump like this.
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Re: It's not nothing
« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2020, 02:09:13 PM »
You had best watch your mouth. Kaos beat the shoot out of me for talking negative about trump like this.
I said clown.  Biden Harris hasn't won just yet.
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