Head First into the Lane Train

[The Six]

Well, here we are again. Auburn is sucking, the coach has no idea why, and we are going up against a seemingly inferior opponent and no one with a brain feels confident the Tigers can actually win the game.

Auburn wins IF: Heads are removed from anuses, they control the line of scrimmage, eliminate turnovers, and put a lot of pressure on the Ole Miss QB.

Auburn loses IF: The offense continues to do the start fast and sputter into the abyss routine of the last three games. The defense can be exposed if left on the field too long. If Ole Miss plays smart and doesn't try to force throws into tight coverage, they can dink and dunk away all day. That's their best defense, too because the actual defense is garbage.

What's gonna happen? Well, I'm gonna find out what happened late Saturday night because I sure am not gonna waste any time watching it. Some of you will and that's fine. What do you see happening?

[wesfau2]

They're going to score...a lot.

The defense will get tired.

The offense will sputter when Chad calls one dumbfuck play after a few positive gainers.

The team chemistry will suffer.

We are Auburn 2012.

[Snaggletiger]

They're going to score...a lot.

The defense will get tired.

The offense will sputter when Chad calls one dumbfuck play after a few positive gainers.

The team chemistry will suffer.

We are Auburn 2012.

So we're getting a new coach and going to the MNC game next year?  Sweet!!!

[wesfau2]

So we're getting a new coach and going to the MNC game next year?  Sweet!!!

I'd take that in a heartbeat.  

2020 is going to be the most-asterisked* season ever and it doesn't fucking matter who wins/loses because EVERYONE will bitch about the eventual NC.

So...let's "Tank for ______________"

[GH2001]

I'd take that in a heartbeat. 

2020 is going to be the most-asterisked* season ever and it doesn't fucking matter who wins/loses because EVERYONE will bitch about the eventual NC.

So...let's "Tank for ______________"

Urban....Stoops....Fleck........................BILL FOKKING CLARK?

Any of the above over the shit show there now collecting 7 mill a year please.

[The Six]

So...let's "Tank for ______________"

Who is Arch Manning, Alex?

[GH2001]

Who is Arch Manning, Alex?

I thought it was that Joey Lawrence cat that looks like a woman?

[Snaggletiger]

I thought it was that Joey Lawrence cat that looks like a woman?

Stop making fun of Trevor Lawrence.  He's sensitive.

[GH2001]

Stop making fun of Trevor Lawrence.  He's sensitive.

In an mmmbop you’re gone. 

[CCTAU]

They're going to score...a lot.

The defense will get tired.

The offense will sputter when Chad calls one dumbfuck play after a few positive gainers.

The team chemistry will suffer.

We are Auburn 2012.

Their run defense is not very good. so we’ll probably pass 50+ times.

[GH2001]

Their run defense is not very good. so we’ll probably pass 50+ times.

 getting it ^^

[AUJarhead]

Their run defense is not very good. so we’ll probably pass 50+ times.

The Gus Way.

[Snaggletiger]

I'm telling you, fellas, you're gonna' want that Seth.  I gotta' have more Seth.

[Buzz Killington]

Their run defense is not very good. so we’ll probably pass 50+ times.

Playing the odds.  I like it.

[dallaswareagle]

Well, here we are again. Auburn is sucking, the coach has no idea why, and we are going up against a seemingly inferior opponent and no one with a brain feels confident the Tigers can actually win the game.

Auburn wins IF: Heads are removed from anuses, they control the line of scrimmage, eliminate turnovers, and put a lot of pressure on the Ole Miss QB.

Auburn loses IF: (((((Gus))))

What's gonna happen? Well, I'm gonna find out what happened late Saturday night because I sure am not gonna waste any time watching it. Some of you will and that's fine. What do you see happening?

I shortened for you a little.

[GH2001]

I'm telling you, fellas, you're gonna' want that Seth.  I gotta' have more Seth.

cock of the walk baby

[Snaggletiger]

cock of the walk baby

By the time we're through, you'll be wearing gold plated diapers.

[GH2001]

By the time we're through, you'll be wearing gold plated diapers.

Never question Snags Dickenson!

[bgreene]

Ole Miss' Lane Kiffin Fined $25K for Criticizing Officials; SEC Admits Error

The SEC announced it fined Ole Miss head football coach Lane Kiffin$25,000 after he criticized the officiating in the Rebels' 35-28 loss to Auburn last Saturday.
At issue was the kickoff after Jerrion Ealy's touchdown run in the fourth quarter. Auburn running back Shaun Shivers appeared to touch the ball before it went into the end zone for a touchback. After the game, Kiffin retweeted a post about the controversy.

The SEC concluded that the play should have been reviewed, justifying Kiffin's criticism. However, his social media actions still warranted a fine.  Kiffin later floated out the idea of paying the fine in pennies:  While Kiffin violated the letter of the law, some questioned whether he violated the spirit of SEC Bylaw 10.5:  Ole Miss has a strong case to argue the mistake cost the team a victory. If the right call was made, the Rebels' Tylan Knight would have had a fumble recovery in the end zone and a two-score lead with less than six minutes remaining.
Instead, Auburn was still down only one point, 28-27. The Tigers punted on the possession immediately after the kickoff, but a 58-yard touchdown pass from Bo Nix to Seth Williams on their next drive with 1:11 left won the game.
Prior to the conference's statement, Kiffin said he had spoken with SEC head of officiating John McDaid about the matter and expressed frustration about how he couldn't reveal what was said during the discussion.
"I really wish for our players, for our fans, that they could hear what I was just told," Kiffin said, per the Clarion Ledger's Nick Suss. "I think they deserve to. But I asked. They made sure to tell me there's a policy that I can't tell you, the players or the fans what their, if you want to call it, explanation for that situation and how TV copy and everybody in the country can see it hit him."
The SEC's formal admission provides Kiffin with vindication but is unlikely to leave him with any satisfaction.




https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2915253-lane-kiffin-fined-25k-for-criticizing-officials-after-ole-miss-loss-to-auburn

[Snaggletiger]

You're still Ole Miss.