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Toe to Toe with the Roosters

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« Reply #40 on: October 21, 2020, 05:09:40 PM »
But who can we get that’s better?
I just did a quick search of NCAA coaches with a 75% win clip* or better.

Saban
Dabo
Jimbo






a whole shitload of guys at schools you've never heard of.


*arbitrary number.
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« Reply #41 on: October 21, 2020, 05:13:04 PM »
I just did a quick search of NCAA coaches with a 75% win clip* or better.

Saban
Dabo
Jimbo






a whole shitload of guys at schools you've never heard of.


*arbitrary number.
Not a huge sample size but Kirby Smart is 47-13. (78%)
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Re: Toe to Toe with the Roosters
« Reply #42 on: October 21, 2020, 05:14:34 PM »
Not a huge sample size but Kirby Smart is 47-13. (78%)
Absolutely do not want Mark Richt -2.0
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« Reply #43 on: October 21, 2020, 05:25:02 PM »
Absolutely do not want Mark Richt -2.0
What about Chopper 2.0?
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« Reply #44 on: October 21, 2020, 05:26:16 PM »
What about Chopper 2.0?
WebbHudson or GTFO
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« Reply #45 on: October 21, 2020, 05:57:36 PM »
Throwing a side note into the mix.  Anyone paying attention to AU Foosballz lately, has obviously noticed #9 bringing the pain on quite a few plays.  LB Zakoby McClain is:

4th in the FBS in Total Tackles with 45

5th in the FBS in Solo Tackles with 27

Is averaging 13 tackles per game in his last two games.

That's some first team All SEC shit right there.  Would love to have KJ Britt back, but Z-Mac (That's what his close friends call him) has more than picked up the slack.   
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« Reply #46 on: October 21, 2020, 06:20:33 PM »
Love him and Pappoe.  With Britt plugging the middle (size) maybe we'll see the middle of the D stiffen.  Too bad we're a month out from that.
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« Reply #47 on: October 21, 2020, 07:45:09 PM »
Love him and Pappoe.  With Britt plugging the middle (size) maybe we'll see the middle of the D stiffen.  Too bad we're a month out from that.
Troof because True and New need all the help they can get.
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« Reply #48 on: October 21, 2020, 09:09:13 PM »
Auburn needs a player named Bumper Pool 
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Re: Toe to Toe with the Roosters
« Reply #49 on: October 22, 2020, 01:09:27 AM »
Throwing a side note into the mix.  Anyone paying attention to AU Foosballz lately, has obviously noticed #9 bringing the pain on quite a few plays.  LB Zakoby McClain is:

4th in the FBS in Total Tackles with 45

5th in the FBS in Solo Tackles with 27

Is averaging 13 tackles per game in his last two games.

That's some first team All SEC shit right there.  Would love to have KJ Britt back, but Z-Mac (That's what his close friends call him) has more than picked up the slack. 
When the DL can’t make any tackles, the LB has to step up!
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« Reply #50 on: October 22, 2020, 09:32:08 AM »
Auburn needs a player named Bumper Pool
Unless he enters the Transfunctioner Portal thingy, Arky has him locked up.  However, I hear the crystal ball has us as the clear favorites to land Jackmerius Tacktheratrix.
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« Reply #51 on: October 22, 2020, 10:49:00 AM »
Unless he enters the Transfunctioner Portal thingy, Arky has him locked up.  However, I hear the crystal ball has us as the clear favorites to land Jackmerius Tacktheratrix.
Yeah I hear we are gonna move to and from DB enough times that he will barely be able to help on special teams before he transfers to Liberty and sets their record for rushing.
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« Reply #52 on: October 22, 2020, 02:57:15 PM »
Troof because True and New need all the help they can get.
They needed some Coitus but alas, there is no more Coitus.
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« Reply #53 on: October 22, 2020, 03:04:04 PM »
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« Reply #54 on: October 22, 2020, 03:34:00 PM »
They needed some Coitus but alas, there is no more Coitus.
Tell me about it.  When you've been married as long as I ha.....oh wait, you mean that Miller kid, right?
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« Reply #55 on: October 22, 2020, 03:49:31 PM »
You mean your wife no longer soaks the cork?
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« Reply #56 on: October 22, 2020, 03:54:50 PM »
You mean your wife no longer soaks the cork?
I love-a soaking the cork! I could-a soak the cork all night long, if they let me! I want to-a soak two corks at once!
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Re: Toe to Toe with the Roosters
« Reply #57 on: October 23, 2020, 02:29:36 PM »
David Pollack on Gus, Chad and Bo.


"Let me be very clear, the offensive system doesn’t allow him to thrive because the offensive system hasn’t changed in years and doesn’t have answers to things it should have answers to,” Pollack said. “They do things I’d do differently, and they can take advantage of their personnel and talent a lot better. Bo Nix isn’t off the hook either, Kevin. And I say that because I haven’t seen a quarterback in college football evade a clean pocket more than Bo Nix. He has a bad habit – look he’s a good athlete – but he has a bad habit of leaving the pocket too prematurely. So I think he needs to grow in that area and say ‘I got wheels but let me do damage with my arm first.’”
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