Toe to Toe with the Roosters

[AUJarhead]

I'm not sure about 90%, but we are definitely seeing the results of no offseason prep. Maybe if we had an underground facility.

I thought that too, until I realized that with a brand new coach, Arkansas looks decent.  And Mizzou's brand new coaching staff did something that Gus can't, beat Coach O.

I've tried rationalizing everything, but I just come back to this..  Gus sucks.

[wesfau2]

I thought that too, until I realized that with a brand new coach, Arkansas looks decent.  And Mizzou's brand new coaching staff did something that Gus can't, beat Coach O.

I've tried rationalizing everything, but I just come back to this..  Gus sucks.

Morris is the one fucking this season up.  Gus has his problems, but this year is Chad's dumbfuck fault.

[Buzz Killington]

Morris is the one fudgeing this season up.  Gus has his problems, but this year is Chad's dumbfudge fault.

I prefer to blame the entire staff this season.  DL sucks, LBs are good, but not as good as they should be...DBs are great at talking shit, but not much else.  We all know teh OL is a giant heaping pile of turds, the backs are missing other than Tank, the receivers are moping around (other than Stove) and the 300lb TE only gets the occasional Peguescat look.

[wesfau2]

I prefer to blame the entire staff this season.  DL sucks, LBs are good, but not as good as they should be...DBs are great at talking shit, but not much else.  We all know teh OL is a giant heaping pile of turds, the backs are missing other than Tank, the receivers are moping around (other than Stove) and the 300lb TE only gets the occasional Peguescat look.

This sort of team unrest, lack of chemistry, frustration...was a hallmark of Morris's entire tenure at Ark.

The man is a goddamned cancer.

[Snaggletiger]

This sort of team unrest, lack of chemistry, frustration...was a hallmark of Morris's entire tenure at Ark.

The man is a goddamned cancer.

You mentioned 2012 in the other thread and that may not be too far off.  In 12', once they saw the season in the shitter, they quit, like nothing I've seen before. One similarity between this team and that one is there was one particular player who never took a down off.  Tre Mason ran hard as hell and made just about every yard on his own.  Even got 1,000 yards.  Tank runs very similarly.  How many tackles has he broken so far this year?

The next four games are all winnable.  Ole Miss, LSU, MSU & Tennessee.  You can laugh but every one of those teams has at times, looked much worse than Auburn. They might all be the Clash of the Retards, but maybe our retards won't go full tard in every game. 

[Buzz Killington]

This sort of team unrest, lack of chemistry, frustration...was a hallmark of Morris's entire tenure at Ark.

The man is a goddamned cancer.

So, we added colon cancer to the lung cancer we already had?  Jeebus, it is 2012

[Buzz Killington]

You mentioned 2012 in the other thread and that may not be too far off.  In 12', once they saw the season in the shootter, they quit, like nothing I've seen before. One similarity between this team and that one is there was one particular player who never took a down off.  Tre Mason ran hard as hell and made just about every yard on his own.  Even got 1,000 yards.  Tank runs very similarly.  How many tackles has he broken so far this year?

The next four games are all winnable.  Ole Miss, LSU, MSU & Tennessee.  You can laugh but every one of those teams has at times, looked much worse than Auburn. They might all be the Clash of the Retards, but maybe our retards won't go full tard in every game. 

But Tank has to get the carries to do that.  This Chusup offensive staff sees that he's having success and then decides that is the best time for the double reverse, backwards twirlybird pass to the LT.

[GH2001]

This sort of team unrest, lack of chemistry, frustration...was a hallmark of Morris's entire tenure at Ark.

The man is a goddamned cancer.

See how SMU is doing this year as well......So ark, clemson and smu are all better now POST Chad. Crazy aint it?

And as much as I would love to total scapegoat the asshole. this is also on Gus.

Im tired of it always being someone else....anyone else but him. Its a convenient out and he's mastering the art of it. 

Gus brought him in. Gus created this. Gus doesn't develop QBs either. And well, remember the Clemson game a few years back....or Georgia last year.....we get this same kind of bumfuckery under Gus regardless of who the OC or QB is. So maybe theyre both just birds of a feather.

[wesfau2]

But Tank has to get the carries to do that.  This Chusup offensive staff sees that he's having success and then decides that is the best time for the double reverse, backwards twirlybird pass to the LT.

Gets it.

See how SMU is doing this year as well......So ark, clemson and smu are all better now POST Chad. Crazy aint it?

Yeah.  Crazy.

Gus has his own issues, but Chad is demonstrably fucking this shit up.

[GH2001]

You mentioned 2012 in the other thread and that may not be too far off.  In 12', once they saw the season in the shitter, they quit, like nothing I've seen before. One similarity between this team and that one is there was one particular player who never took a down off.  Tre Mason ran hard as hell and made just about every yard on his own.  Even got 1,000 yards.  Tank runs very similarly.  How many tackles has he broken so far this year?

The next four games are all winnable.  Ole Miss, LSU, MSU & Tennessee.  You can laugh but every one of those teams has at times, looked much worse than Auburn. They might all be the Clash of the Retards, but maybe our retards won't go full tard in every game.

when auburn is tard, and goes against teams that look just as tard....that other team usually wins. I said this last week. Even up until Friday, we had fans rationalize that even as bad as we were....surely (and don't call me Shirley) we would handle the cocks because, well - they look worse than us. Nope.....we always win the battle of the tards to see whose the tardest....ALWAYS.

[GH2001]

Gets it.


Yeah.  Crazy.

Gus has his own issues, but Chad is demonstrably fucking this shit up.

and the sad part is you are probably right.....and between Chad and COVID, Gus will get yet another mulligan. 

[Snaggletiger]

and the sad part is you are probably right.....and between Chad and COVID, Gus will get yet another mulligan.

[Snaggletiger]

Just an FYI, the first person who says, "But who can we get that's better?" I will break the knee caps of your first born.


Unless they're all grown up and bigger than me.

[GH2001]

Just an FYI, the first person who says, "But who can we get that's better?" I will break the knee caps of your first born.


Unless they're all grown up and bigger than me.

and its an easy question to answer...how long have you got? Sorry to inform them but he's in the bottom 20% of coaches in D1. 

[AUJarhead]

But who can we get that’s better?

[Snaggletiger]

But who can we get that’s better?

If you weren't half way across the country, why I'd.......

[Snaggletiger]

Okay, I laughed at this.  Yeah, it's a shot at our QB, but such a good troll.  Someone went on Bo's wiki page and made a slight change. 

[GH2001]

Okay, I laughed at this.  Yeah, it's a shot at our QB, but such a good troll.  Someone went on Bo's wiki page and made a slight change.

It ain’t lyin

[Buzz Killington]

If you weren't half way across the country, why I'd.......

She would kick your ass

[Snaggletiger]

She would kick your ass

Well.....I'm 60.  So I guess she'd feel real good about beating up on an old man.  I could probably fend her off for a while with my walker.