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A "You're A Bastard If..."

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A "You're A Bastard If..."
« on: October 30, 2008, 11:07:09 PM »
...Test....

Watch the video without laughing.  If you laugh.... You're a bastard.

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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2008, 11:58:05 PM »
I was good until the last five seconds.

But we all already knew I was an insensitive jackass, didn't we?
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2008, 08:18:16 AM »
I laughed all the way through.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2008, 10:35:20 AM »
I'm a bastard. 

Somebody tell this chick that if she wants to step up to the big leagues I have shit-tons of keyboard duster I can send her.
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2008, 11:11:48 AM »
I didn't laugh. But then again I have kids that are starting to ask me about these things. Some folks huff and just look and end up stupid. Others die. I didn't feel sad for this person, I just felt angst that one day it could be my kid. And that scares the hell out of me. But then again, my daughter has a father.

But this video is a sad indictment of today's youth.


BTW. I don't give a damn if you laughed. On the surface level it was funny.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2008, 12:21:13 PM »
What is she inhaling?
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2008, 12:27:42 PM »
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Re: A "You're A Bastard If..."
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2008, 03:20:28 PM »
Wow.  I'm appalled.  And I'm also a bastard.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson
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