According to al.communist:
SEC Media Days is known for its peculiarities, but I’m not sure anything would have topped President Trump calling Nick Saban by the wrong name.....
....It takes one second to put on a mask. One second. That’s it. Iron Bowls have been won and lost in less time. Not the Iron Bowl Tuberville lost 36-0, however, and that brings me back to this current carnival of chaos colliding like drunk bumper cars in the night driven by canine space clowns from an alternate dimension.....
....On the eve of the GOP runoff, President Trump added to the annals of Iron Bowl obscuria when he played up Tuberville’s six-game winning streak against Alabama. Then, in the same breath, Trump referred to Saban, the greatest college coach in the history of the game, by the wrong name.....
....Called him Lou Saban. Twice. The way the Iron Bowl and college football works in this state, that’ll be a running joke for a long time. Friends and colleagues around the country haven’t stopped texting me about Ol’ Lou.....(Liar. Nobody other than this one al.com fuckwad noticed or cared)
....Yada yada, jokes about Fred Talley running roughshod over Tuberville like Doug Jones is gonna do...
....Give me an old JP game over this stuff any day, please. That would put my mind at ease, and put Tuberville back on the sidelines.....
So let me deconstruct.
1) al.communist is outraged that Trump doesn't care enough about Alabama football to know the difference between Nick and Lou Saban
2) al.communist despises Auburn
3) al.communist also despises Tommy Tuberville and has now annointed itself the official campaign website for skeevy Doug Jones.
I don't legitimately hate many people. I have grown to loathe the guy who wrote this column. Joseph Goodman is symbolic of everything wrong with this country.
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