It's those little things....

[fred]

that piss me off.

1.  Young guys with beards.

2.  Bald guys.

3.  People that say I am not funny.

4.  Running out of toilet paper and having to wipe my ass with a plastic shower curtain.

5.  People that don't start enough threads on message boards.

6.  Sunshine pumping.

7.  Whiny bitches. 

[Jumbo]

that piss me off.

1.  Young guys with beards.

2.  Bald guys.

3.  People that say I am not funny.

4.  Running out of toilet paper and having to wipe my ass with a plastic shower curtain.

5.  People that don't start enough threads on message boards.

6.  Sunshine pumping.

7.  Whiny bitches. 

You forgot 1
8. Not getting enough cock

[AUChizad]

Mark me down for #1 & #3.
So fuck you.
This thread is another example of why you'll start hating more and moe people for that #3 issue you have.

Of course, many of you know a #3 as something else, which I suspect is the extent of your sexual history.

[AWK]

You forgot 1
8. Not getting enough cock

and another
9. Not getting selected as the Cum Dumpster in the annual Truck Stop Derby.

[fred]

Mark me down for #1 & #3.
So fuck you.
This thread is another example of why you'll start hating more and moe people for that #3 issue you have.

Of course, many of you know a #3 as something else, which I suspect is the extent of your sexual history.

This is silly.  Can't we just be pals? 

I mean, I know more about you and am more like you than you realize.

We just need to put all this pettiness behind us. 

 

[Snaggletiger]

Code blue.  Code blue.  He's flat lining.