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[Buzz Killington]

[dallaswareagle]

Damn it, I thought he was doing a re-make of the Hall and Oates song. 

[Kaos]

Never been a huge fan of James'.  I thought the Blartt movies (particularly the second one) were insufferable and I found no humor whatsoever in the Grownups franchise.  Never watched his show(s) even though I'd like to take Leah Remini out behind some barn and fornicate with her repeatedly.  

But that?  That was awesome. 

[Buzz Killington]

Made me laugh at first but then I realized the snowflakes would actually do this.

[Kaos]

Made me laugh at first but then I realized the snowflakes would actually do this.

Dude.  I'm not wearing a fucking mask.  I'm just not.  This shit doesn't even exist (in the form we've been told it does).  Wearing a mask is pointless.  

So I'm in the grocery store yesterday.  No mask.  And I'm getting death stares from the moron class that IS wearing them.  Granted most of them have the damn things on their chin, or under their nose where it does LESS than zero good, but still.  Granted there are mothers half-ass wearing them while their kids lick the handles of the buggies. But no matter. THEY are Americans!  THEY are patriots! THEY are keeping this country safe. I'm the virus-breeding pariah who has no respect for humanity.  Stage whispers "...can't believe people are out here without masks on, making everybody sick..."  

I'm not the kind to spit on food, lick ice cream or shit on the windshield of cars but it made me want to cough, hack and sneeze in every one of their faces.  

I wanted to jump up on top of a store display and dare any of those fuckers to name one person they know personally who has the (fake) virus, knowing that I'd be met with nothing but blank stares or averted eyes.  

Fuck all those people.  Fuck their ignorant children, their stupid dogs, their moronic cats, their incestuous cousins and their whole damned family.  

I dare one of those son of a bitches to call the Virus Police on me.  

[dallaswareagle]

Dude.  I'm not wearing a fucking mask.  I'm just not.  This shit doesn't even exist (in the form we've been told it does).  Wearing a mask is pointless. 

So I'm in the grocery store yesterday.  No mask.  And I'm getting death stares from the moron class that IS wearing them.  Granted most of them have the damn things on their chin, or under their nose where it does LESS than zero good, but still.  Granted there are mothers half-ass wearing them while their kids lick the handles of the buggies. But no matter. THEY are Americans!  THEY are patriots! THEY are keeping this country safe. I'm the virus-breeding pariah who has no respect for humanity.  Stage whispers "...can't believe people are out here without masks on, making everybody sick..." 

I'm not the kind to spit on food, lick ice cream or shit on the windshield of cars but it made me want to cough, hack and sneeze in every one of their faces. 

I wanted to jump up on top of a store display and dare any of those fuckers to name one person they know personally who has the (fake) virus, knowing that I'd be met with nothing but blank stares or averted eyes. 

Fuck all those people.  Fuck their ignorant children, their stupid dogs, their moronic cats, their incestuous cousins and their whole damned family. 

I dare one of those son of a bitches to call the Virus Police on me. 

I missed you the most. 

[Saniflush]

Dude.  I'm not wearing a fucking mask.  I'm just not.  This shit doesn't even exist (in the form we've been told it does).  Wearing a mask is pointless. 

So I'm in the grocery store yesterday.  No mask.  And I'm getting death stares from the moron class that IS wearing them.  Granted most of them have the damn things on their chin, or under their nose where it does LESS than zero good, but still.  Granted there are mothers half-ass wearing them while their kids lick the handles of the buggies. But no matter. THEY are Americans!  THEY are patriots! THEY are keeping this country safe. I'm the virus-breeding pariah who has no respect for humanity.  Stage whispers "...can't believe people are out here without masks on, making everybody sick..." 

I'm not the kind to spit on food, lick ice cream or shit on the windshield of cars but it made me want to cough, hack and sneeze in every one of their faces. 

I wanted to jump up on top of a store display and dare any of those fuckers to name one person they know personally who has the (fake) virus, knowing that I'd be met with nothing but blank stares or averted eyes. 

Fuck all those people.  Fuck their ignorant children, their stupid dogs, their moronic cats, their incestuous cousins and their whole damned family. 

I dare one of those son of a bitches to call the Virus Police on me. 

My body my choice is what I have been saying.

[wesfau2]

Never been a huge fan of James'.  I thought the Blartt movies (particularly the second one) were insufferable and I found no humor whatsoever in the Grownups franchise.  Never watched his show(s) even though I'd like to take Leah Remini out behind some barn and fornicate with her repeatedly. 

But that?  That was awesome.

Hyyyyyyyyyylarious.

You're on record (ad nauseum) around here as dropping like a hot potato any celeb with a progressive bent who dares utter a sound byte.  Great actors have been left in the cold because you just couldn't bear to hear them spout an opinion.  But the dumbest of dumbshit comics says something you agree with and...

You really are embracing some serious bammer vibes in the last few years.

[Kaos]

Hyyyyyyyyyylarious.

You're on record (ad nauseum) around here as dropping like a hot potato any celeb with a progressive bent who dares utter a sound byte.  Great actors have been left in the cold because you just couldn't bear to hear them spout an opinion.  But the dumbest of dumbshit comics says something you agree with and...

You really are embracing some serious bammer vibes in the last few years.

This wasn't an opinion.  It was a skit. Don't recall him actually offering any political opinions.  Those who do (stridently) like Jim Carey or Cow Rosie can die of double dick rot for all I care.  Fuck them. 

This short little film?  I found it amusing because it captured an idea that makes sense to me without berating me or anyone else with some bullshit political drivel.  

The rest of his work?  Don't care much for it because as a rule, it's not funny. You are, though. 

[WiregrassTiger]

Hyyyyyyyyyylarious.

You're on record (ad nauseum) around here as dropping like a hot potato any celeb with a progressive bent who dares utter a sound byte.  Great actors have been left in the cold because you just couldn't bear to hear them spout an opinion.  But the dumbest of dumbshit comics says something you agree with and...

You really are embracing some serious bammer vibes in the last few years.

Let’s not overstate how humorous this is. It’s good but it’s obviously not anywhere close to your High IQ stuff. Except, maybe to some of the dumbass crowd on here.

But on a serious note, I saw at today’s presser where Fauci and Birx agreed that one of the best measures that one could do at present, to protect against the Covid, is to gargle with dicks.

You should be golden.

[WiregrassTiger]

I missed you the most.

Must be some great sex. I’m happy for you two. I really am.

[dallaswareagle]

Must be some great sex. I’m happy for you two. I really am.

Jealousy is very unbecoming of you. 

[Snaggletiger]

Jealousy is very unbecoming of you.

I've been meaning to ask you, how are the twins?

[dallaswareagle]

I've been meaning to ask you, how are the twins?

Reduced.  Let's just say they are much more perky now. 

[Snaggletiger]

Reduced.  Let's just say they are much more perky now.

Mmmm....perky.

[WiregrassTiger]

Reduced.  Let's just say they are much more perky now.

As if this is needed. Pics or it didn’t happen.

[dallaswareagle]

As if this is needed. Pics or it didn’t happen.

For the best comparison we will have to take the same pic, Vacation plans are in a holding pattern until such time as the Gubment decides we can be grown up again. 

[Kaos]

For the best comparison we will have to take the same pic, Vacation plans are in a holding pattern until such time as the Gubment decides we can be grown up again.

The government doesn't decide.  Fuckci said it over the weekend.  

The VIRUS decides.  

Idiot. 

[dallaswareagle]

 government

 VIRUS 

One in the same. 

[Kaos]

One in the same.