Then I didn't. Not that anyone should put a lot of stock into what this demon scum had to say, but not long before he took a red, white and blue bullet to the cranium, Osama bin Laden was developing a plan to assassinate President Obama, along with General Petraeus. Not that that should be a surprise to anybody. It's just that I found his reasoning to be the chortle-worthy part. According to declassified documents, Osama bin Decomposing said: (copy/pasta'd foxy news)
“The reason for concentrating on them is that Obama is the head of infidelity and killing him automatically will make [Vice President] Biden take over the presidency," bin Laden wrote to a top deputy. "Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the U.S. into a crisis. As for Petraeus, he is the man of the hour ... and killing him would alter the war's path" in Afghanistan.
Then I paused to ponder the possibility come this November.