I hate Helen Crump

Kaos · « **on:** April 15, 2020, 07:39:00 AM »

Love The Andy Griffith Show.

Absolutely despise Helen Crump. Nine star bitch. I know he was infatuated with her on a personal level but sheâ€™s such a frosted bitch in the show that I have a hard time watching any episode her bitch ass is in. Just donâ€™t understand the attraction to her nasty ass.

The Six · « **Reply #1 on:** April 15, 2020, 08:44:59 AM »

Ellie Walker was far superior.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** April 15, 2020, 09:47:28 AM »

Saniflush · « **Reply #3 on:** April 15, 2020, 11:27:11 AM »

He wanted to know if the carpet matched the drapes

Kaos · « **Reply #4 on:** April 15, 2020, 11:33:05 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2020, 09:47:28 AM

B.I.T.C.H.

Before this domineering, bitchy, frosty whore Andy had:

Ellie Walker (cute as hell)

Nurse Peggy (alcoholic, slutty)

Mary (who posed in Playboy)

And there were others. For that matter? Thelma Lou was a diamond in the rough. I'd damn sure take her (the way she was back then, now she looks like a battered pancake mix).

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #5 on:** April 15, 2020, 12:06:52 PM »

Hello Doll!!!!

The Andy Griffith Show: Season 5 Episode 28 - TV on Google Play

GH2001 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 15, 2020, 12:15:19 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 15, 2020, 11:33:05 AM

B.I.T.C.H.

Before this domineering, bitchy, frosty whore Andy had:

Ellie Walker (cute as hell)

Nurse Peggy (alcoholic, slutty)

Mary (who posed in Playboy)

And there were others. For that matter? Thelma Lou was a diamond in the rough. I'd damn sure take her (the way she was back then, now she looks like a battered pancake mix).

Neat little factoid.....Nurse Peggy was married to Ryan O Neal and is Tatum's mom. From Georgia as well. I thought she was pretty hot for back then. Same with Barbara Eden.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #7 on:** April 16, 2020, 11:05:25 AM »

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #8 on:** April 17, 2020, 12:11:31 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 15, 2020, 11:33:05 AM

Mary (who posed in Playboy)

I really hate that I missed this episode.

Kaos · « **Reply #9 on:** April 17, 2020, 02:01:00 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 17, 2020, 12:11:31 PM

I really hate that I missed this episode.

Season 3: Episode 14
Gomer gets a boner

Kaos · « **Reply #10 on:** May 07, 2020, 09:24:04 AM »

You know....

Andy Griffith is one of my favorite shows of all time. But the fact is there are some truly detestable characters.

Loathe Helen Crump. Hate Clara Johnson. Donâ€™t much like Aunt Beaâ€™s beaver ass. Once opie gets past about 10, heâ€™s an awkward annoying shit.

Howard Sprague. Warren. Emmett. Mrs Larch. The â€œfun girlsâ€ All despicable.

Goober and Gomer are pretty terrible too.

Also noticed that the same people continually played multiple characters. Thatâ€™s another different problem.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** May 07, 2020, 09:37:00 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on May 07, 2020, 09:24:04 AM

You know....

Andy Griffith is one of my favorite shows of all time. But the fact is there are some truly detestable characters.

Loathe Helen Crump. Hate Clara Johnson. Donâ€™t much like Aunt Beaâ€™s beaver ass. Once opie gets past about 10, heâ€™s an awkward annoying shit.

Howard Sprague. Warren. Emmett. Mrs Larch. The â€œfun girlsâ€ All despicable.

Goober and Gomer are pretty terrible too.

Also noticed that the same people continually played multiple characters. Thatâ€™s another different problem.

You're not suggesting that this guy played 6 different characters on every sitcom of that era, are you?

Kaos · « **Reply #12 on:** May 07, 2020, 10:22:48 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 07, 2020, 09:37:00 AM

You're not suggesting that this guy played 6 different characters on every sitcom of that era, are you?

Alice loved his beef.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 07, 2020, 10:40:16 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 15, 2020, 12:15:19 PM

Same with Barbara Eden.

Careful...it's dangerous all the way out on that limb.

GH2001 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 08, 2020, 12:42:09 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 07, 2020, 10:40:16 AM

Careful...it's dangerous all the way out on that limb.

Well played sir.

GH2001 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 08, 2020, 12:43:12 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on May 07, 2020, 09:24:04 AM

You know....

Andy Griffith is one of my favorite shows of all time. But the fact is there are some truly detestable characters.

Loathe Helen Crump. Hate Clara Johnson. Donâ€™t much like Aunt Beaâ€™s beaver ass. Once opie gets past about 10, heâ€™s an awkward annoying shit.

Howard Sprague. Warren. Emmett. Mrs Larch. The â€œfun girlsâ€ All despicable.

Goober and Gomer are pretty terrible too.

Also noticed that the same people continually played multiple characters. Thatâ€™s another different problem.

Barney and Floyd were grade A on the flipside though. Same with Ernest T and Otis. I wanna party with those two.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** May 08, 2020, 02:46:18 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on May 08, 2020, 12:43:12 PM

Barney and Floyd were grade A on the flipside though. Same with Ernest T and Otis. I wanna party with those two.

Don't forget Mayor Stoner.

GH2001 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 08, 2020, 02:49:13 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 08, 2020, 02:46:18 PM

Don't forget Mayor Stoner.

You tagged the governors car!

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 13, 2020, 12:11:37 PM »

Agree with K on this one. She was a prude. I'm glad her prudish ass got stuck dancing with Goober and Howard when no one showed up to Howard's party. That should've told Howard something about himself.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #19 on:** May 13, 2020, 12:19:47 PM »

According to the wiki's (Which means it's true)

Corsaut (Helen) never married or had any children. According to the 2015 book Andy & Don: The Making of a Friendship and a Classic American TV Show, she and Andy Griffith, who was married at the time, had an affair while working together on The Andy Griffith Show.

Oh, you can call her a prude all you want, but the fact is she was riding the Sheriff's night stick like a mechanical bull.