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Just how sexy can a piece of pipe be?

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Just how sexy can a piece of pipe be?
« on: October 26, 2008, 10:38:09 AM »
Is a piece of steel pipe more stimulating than an old woman's puss?
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Newburgh firefighter uses saw for delicate operation

By Doyle Murphy
Times Herald-Record
October 26, 2008

CITY OF NEWBURGH — A Newburgh firefighter became an ad hoc surgeon Friday, called upon to use a pneumatic saw to cut a piece of steel pipe off a 73-year-old man's penis.

Firefighters were dispatched to the Newburgh campus of St. Luke's Cornwall Hospital shortly after 9 p.m. for a public service call, Assistant Chief Scott Mandoske said. Hospital personnel asked them for tools to cut off a ring. The fire department has a ring cutter used to clip wedding bands from swollen fingers, but firefighters learned that wouldn't be enough. The pipe was an inch long, an inch in diameter and made of quarter-inch-thick steel.

Authorities said the pipe was apparently an erotic aid, but did not elaborate.

Medical personnel weren't able to perform typical medical procedures, such as forcing blood from one side of the penis to the other in order to pull the pipe off. The man's penis had swollen and turned purple.

Mandoske said firefighters chose a "wizzer saw" for the job. The wizzer saw is an automotive tool, powered with air bottles and adopted by emergency responders who frequently deal with car crashes. Firefighters use it more commonly to saw off mufflers.

This was to be a more delicate operation.

Hospital staff prepared the man, who was unidentified, by wrapping the skin and sliding a lubricated tongue depressor between the pipe and the man's penis to protect him. A doctor, nurses and a paramedic gathered in the Emergency Room as a firefighter — "one of the new guys" — prepared to begin the operation.

"Just don't cut it off," the senior citizen reportedly said.

For more than 90 minutes, the firefighter sawed bit by bit into the pipe, pausing occasionally to cool the saw. The time duration was critical, Mandoske said. Hospital staff worried the man could lose his penis if blood circulation was cut off too long.

The wizzer saw emptied the first bottle of air and then a second. Finally, after five air bottles, the saw clipped through the final bit of pipe, and they were able to free the man. He was apparently unharmed by the operation, Mandoske said, although the assistant chief didn't press for details.

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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Just how sexy can a piece of pipe be?
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2008, 02:15:22 PM »

Oh, wait, what?
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Re: Just how sexy can a piece of pipe be?
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2008, 02:54:14 PM »
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Just how sexy can a piece of pipe be?
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2008, 08:46:23 PM »
You can't say that on here, Chief.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Just how sexy can a piece of pipe be?
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2008, 09:08:26 AM »
Those pipes should really be outlawed...I mean, if a guy can trip and get his penis stuck in one, wouldn't you all agree they are dangerous?
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Re: Just how sexy can a piece of pipe be?
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2008, 12:53:10 PM »
Wizzer saw, indeed.
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Re: Just how sexy can a piece of pipe be?
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2008, 09:06:39 AM »
I wonder why they just didn't stick that shit in some cold water to get it out.
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