West Virginia Game

[ssgaufan]

Here's my thoughts, FUCK YOU PAUL RHOADES!  What?  Do we not have the kind of defensive talent that Pitt has?  That was fucking horrible.  This team is horrible.  I, like some others on here, can't believe that we got this bad, this quick.  What the Fuck?  We should see a couple of new faces in the lineup next week, one that is replacing Lee I've got my head so far up my ass it ain't funny Ziemba, and one for Wes I couldn't kick a walker out of an old womans hands Byrum.  Oh yeah, one more for Tim I'm gonna look at my hands on the sideline Hawthorne.

Here's an interesting thing that I saw last night, Texas Tech opened up a competition to the entire school to find a kicker.  Maybe we should try this.  They found a kid who had kicked in Division II and should be a step up from what they had. 

I have lost my passion for Auburn football.  I never thought I'd say that, but it makes me sick to my stomach to watch them play.  I will not watch another game this season.  I will listen on the radio, but not watch.  It's just fucking embarassing.

[Snaggletiger]

Here's my thoughts, FUCK YOU PAUL RHOADES!  What?  Do we not have the kind of defensive talent that Pitt has?  That was fucking horrible.  This team is horrible.  I, like some others on here, can't believe that we got this bad, this quick.  What the Fuck?  We should see a couple of new faces in the lineup next week, one that is replacing Lee I've got my head so far up my ass it ain't funny Ziemba, and one for Wes I couldn't kick a walker out of an old womans hands Byrum.  Oh yeah, one more for Tim I'm gonna look at my hands on the sideline Hawthorne.

Here's an interesting thing that I saw last night, Texas Tech opened up a competition to the entire school to find a kicker.  Maybe we should try this.  They found a kid who had kicked in Division II and should be a step up from what they had. 

I have lost my passion for Auburn football.  I never thought I'd say that, but it makes me sick to my stomach to watch them play.  I will not watch another game this season.  I will listen on the radio, but not watch.  It's just fucking embarassing.

So, you're a little frustrated are ya'?

I honestly think the only semi-positive aspect of last night was like T88 said, Kodi Burns getting the opportunity to go the whole way and get the reps as the main guy.  While it wasn't much, his occasional runs were about the only real offensive sparks this team had after the first quarter.  He's got a lot of work to do but he did some good things. 

One quick tip, Kodi...stop floating your screens and passes into the flats.  Take notes from Pat White on those.  Turn and zip the F'n ball.

Now, other than KO returns, which WVU forgot to cover, there was NOTHING else positive in that game.  Our lines on both sides got owned, pwned and talked dirty to.  The RB's did NOT run hard and showed zero ability to break tackles.  The WR's...um..well..yeah.  Nice to see Trott get into the action.  He was involved.  Rod had a couple of good catches and conversions.  Tim....???

Defense....aww hell, they sucked and gave up by the 4th quarter.  Tommy T.  Funny how the only time you make firey speeches and get in people's faces and do "Motivational" shit like refuse to let them turn heaters on is.....When your fucking job's on the line.   

[Jumbo]

So, you're a little frustrated are ya'?

I honestly think the only semi-positive aspect of last night was like T88 said, Kodi Burns getting the opportunity to go the whole way and get the reps as the main guy.  While it wasn't much, his occasional runs were about the only real offensive sparks this team had after the first quarter.  He's got a lot of work to do but he did some good things. 

One quick tip, Kodi...stop floating your screens and passes into the flats.  Take notes from Pat White on those.  Turn and zip the F'n ball.

Now, other than KO returns, which WVU forgot to cover, there was NOTHING else positive in that game.  Our lines on both sides got owned, pwned and talked dirty to.  The RB's did NOT run hard and showed zero ability to break tackles.  The WR's...um..well..yeah.  Nice to see Trott get into the action.  He was involved.  Rod had a couple of good catches and conversions.  Tim....???

Defense....aww hell, they sucked and gave up by the 4th quarter.  Tommy T.  Funny how the only time you make firey speeches and get in people's faces and do "Motivational" shit like refuse to let them turn heaters on is.....When your fucking job's on the line.   

Your right Pat White fires his passes, Kodi has the "Chris Todd Rainbow Pass". Tommy keep the heaters off bitch:fu:

[ssgaufan]

You could tell by looking at Tuberville during the third and fouth quarter, that the heat was turned on somewhere.  I think the pressure is really getting to him.  I also think that the reason he was yelling at Burns after the one play, was because he didn't just run for the first.  I thought he could've gotten it, especially if Trott would've turned and blocked the LB/CB.  I think Tubs was mad because he tried to get it to Trott, who would've been taken down as soon as he caught it.  Or maybe it was because it was a shitty pass.   

[AWK]

The team has quit.  Thats the end of the season ladies and gentlemen. 

[kirkAU]

The team has quit.  Thats the end of the season ladies and gentlemen. 

agreed.  seems obvious the players' morale has hit a low point.  half-assing, no hustle second half. 

[Pell City Tiger]

Our defense looked like a bunch retards trying to fuck a doorknob.

[Talon]

Our defense looked like a bunch retards trying to fuck a doorknob.

I was thinking more along the lines of a monkey fucking a football...

[Jumbo]

I was thinking more along the lines of a monkey fucking a football...

It was fucked up like a soup sandwich.

[Tiger Six]

It was fucked up like a soup sandwich.

Like a football bat.

[Thrilla]

Like a football bat.

Like a lab rat.

Unbelieveably disheartening and frustrating.  I repeat my previous position from a post on Oct. 5th after the Vandy game.  The skill levels of our receivers is really showing now, with all these dropped passes and poor stats game after game after game.

So...we have a couple of quarterbacks who suck, for the most part, at airing it out.  But I also noticed that in recent games, Todd has been checking each receiver off  before taking a sack or tossing it out of bounds.   THE COVERAGE ON OUR RECEIVERS IS TOO GREAT, BECAUSE I BELIEVE THEY'RE NOT AS SKILLED AS THEY SHOULD BE.  Yes, our QB's suck and the playcalling is atrocious, but the chances for completions aren't presenting themselves like they should.   Once Phillip Pierre-Louis went down for the season we were fucked because we put all our eggs in his basket.  No disrespect to leading receiver Rod Smith, but he has 19 receptions for 184 yards.  184 YARDS.  This is pathetic in a spread offense after 6 games.

Now, this offensive debacle has further hurt our chances to recruit strong for future offenses.  Shitty quarterbacks and shitty receivers = fucked up future.

Thank god we can still run the ball, although only apparently for one half of a game.

I fear for our future.

[Jumbo]

I believe children are the future.

[Pell City Tiger]

I believe children are the future.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

That's crazier than a swiss cheese flavored fruit loop.

[Tiger Six]

That looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turle dressed up as Superman.

Ok, I am lying, that looks like a kid whose parents use the TV to babysit.  In other words, he's a little tub of goo.

[kirkAU]

In other words, he's a little tub of goo.

little tub of goo? 

let's call a spade a spade...future fatass of America

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Damn...pickin' on the kid with Downs.....   eesh..   Not going there.

[Snaggletiger]

Damn...pickin' on the kid with Downs.....   eesh..   Not going there.

Beat me to it Chop.  They're goin' to hell.

[Hogwally]

Man,  I know you guys try to run an anything goes type of website here, but making fun of retards?  That's harsh.  I wish you would try to have a little compassion. I mean, personally I love retards,those goofy bastards just mean the world to me.

[Tiger Six]

Beat me to it Chop.  They're goin' to hell.

Bullshit.  You don't know that kid has Down's syndrome.  Look at his eyes.  They do not have the typical almond shape of a Down's syndrome child.

Now, he might have a mild case, but you are not going to make me feel bad. 

Besides, it isn't like we were mocking him because of his differently abled self (if that is, in fact, the case.)  It was because of him being a Twinkie overweight, which I blame his parents for.  Just because he might have Down's doesn't mean that you can't give the kid proper nutrition.

So, fuck you, you self righteous Boo Weekley lovers.