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« Reply #200 on: May 01, 2020, 08:49:19 AM »
I hated Clay for his Bama bashing, but in hindsight, he was dead on. He is what I want sports commentators to be. 
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« Reply #201 on: May 01, 2020, 12:04:15 PM »
I hated Clay for his Bama bashing, but in hindsight, he was dead on. He is what I want sports commentators to be.
It honestly surprises the shit out of me that you spelled commentators correctly.

You must have spell checker.
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Re: The Virus, Cyrus
« Reply #202 on: May 10, 2020, 08:12:03 PM »
Fear Factor Fauci:

"Oh gaaahhhhhhd!!! Anyone could have it!!! It's not OVER!  It could be in the WHITE HOUSE!!!" 

Fuckspigot. 
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« Reply #203 on: May 11, 2020, 05:35:32 PM »
It honestly surprises the shit out of me that you spelled commentators correctly.

You must have spell checker.
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« Reply #204 on: May 12, 2020, 08:47:00 AM »
I'm sick to fucking death of celebrities and quasi-celebrities: 

1) Telling me to say inside or wash my hands
2) Saying that we're all in this together when we're not (*fuck them)
3) "Performing" and sending it out (and yeah, unfortunately that includes you too Paul Stanley)
4) Doing commercials to promte all three of the above things

I tried to watch a little bit of ESPN last night (the Jordan documentary) becasue nothing else was on.  Subjected to that shit about 40 times from their talking heads.  "Sports will be back... until then, stay inside..."  Oh FUCK YOU.  

And now that demented fuckdrizzle Fauci is going to get his day in the sun to spread his (erroneous, bullshit) fearmongering led on by America-hating democrat shitburglers.  

I have no idea what he'll say but here's what I anticipate: 

1) We need to hunker down and hide or it's going to get worse!!!!!
2) Medical system is OVERWHELMED!!! (Lie, lie, lie)
3) We're not there yet with a vaccine, but if everybody will hide in their homes for another six to eight months we might get it done!!!! 

Man, fuck that clown.  He's a fucking death crow.  

Say what you will about me, but I've come to the conclusion that "Corona, COVID or whatever" simply doesn't exist.  
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« Reply #205 on: May 12, 2020, 09:43:01 AM »
As I heard someone say, or saw on the bookfaces, or just made up myself....."I will nut punch the next person who says "The New Normal".
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« Reply #206 on: May 12, 2020, 04:28:25 PM »
Well guys, welcome to the new normal.
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« Reply #207 on: May 12, 2020, 04:32:56 PM »
Well guys, welcome to the new normal.
Keep pushing it, Mister.  Keep pushing it.
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« Reply #208 on: May 12, 2020, 04:33:17 PM »
I'm sick to fucking death of celebrities and quasi-celebrities:

1) Telling me to say inside or wash my hands
2) Saying that we're all in this together when we're not (*fuck them)
3) "Performing" and sending it out (and yeah, unfortunately that includes you too Paul Stanley)
4) Doing commercials to promte all three of the above things

I tried to watch a little bit of ESPN last night (the Jordan documentary) becasue nothing else was on.  Subjected to that shit about 40 times from their talking heads.  "Sports will be back... until then, stay inside..."  Oh FUCK YOU. 

And now that demented fuckdrizzle Fauci is going to get his day in the sun to spread his (erroneous, bullshit) fearmongering led on by America-hating democrat shitburglers. 

I have no idea what he'll say but here's what I anticipate:

1) We need to hunker down and hide or it's going to get worse!!!!!
2) Medical system is OVERWHELMED!!! (Lie, lie, lie)
3) We're not there yet with a vaccine, but if everybody will hide in their homes for another six to eight months we might get it done!!!!

Man, fuck that clown.  He's a fucking death crow. 

Say what you will about me, but I've come to the conclusion that "Corona, COVID or whatever" simply doesn't exist. 
One of the warning signs that we had established re when it would be time to call the old folks home to reserve a room is when you said something derogatory about KISS, its members or stopped dressing up like them.

They only let you have 1 room of furniture so you will need to either have a garage sell or give the girls the rest. Do this quickly.

You are moving in on Friday. You have to wear a mask.
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Re: The Virus, Cyrus
« Reply #209 on: May 13, 2020, 07:36:59 AM »
Say what you will about me, but I've come to the conclusion that "Corona, COVID or whatever" simply doesn't exist. 

Sharks officially jumped.
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« Reply #210 on: May 13, 2020, 11:35:26 AM »
Sharks officially jumped.
I can’t explain the complexities of this to someone who thinks Toopua Tanquerayblower is a “great” QB.  
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Re: The Virus, Cyrus
« Reply #211 on: May 14, 2020, 10:36:22 AM »
If anyone wants to see good commentary - check out Dave Portnoy's twitter rant from yesterday.


https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1260721488241418240


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« Reply #214 on: May 29, 2020, 01:37:16 PM »
In other news, a Dallas physician was found dead in her townhome tomorrow. 
I am wearing a mask most of the time. Not because I’m scared of the virus. I know that you can have it and not show symptoms so I’m being careful for you and the older people.

Also, for the pussies.

And especially  for the old pussies (i.e. snags).
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« Reply #215 on: May 29, 2020, 02:48:24 PM »
I am wearing a mask most of the time. Not because I’m scared of the virus. I know that you can have it and not show symptoms so I’m being careful for you and the older people.

Also, for the pussies.

And especially  for the old pussies (i.e. snags).
If you "have it" and have no symptons, do you really "have it"?
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« Reply #216 on: May 29, 2020, 05:57:28 PM »
If you "have it" and have no symptons, do you really "have it"?
Since you can have any number of conditions and diseases while being asymptomatic then I would say yes. You really have it. And can pass it on until it gets to the nursing home and kills around 19 folks like it did in Mobile.

But, a whole bunch of folks agree that they were all old and soon to die anyway. And the mask is uncomfortable.
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Re: The Virus, Cyrus
« Reply #217 on: May 30, 2020, 07:51:36 PM »

https://www.lewrockwell.com/2018/03/bill-sardi/flu-vaccine-extortion/

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“President Trump’s FY 18 budget request to Congress includes unprecedented cuts to global health. If enacted, they would total approximately $2.5 billion and bring funding below FY 08 levels.”



https://www.lewrockwell.com/2020/05/bill-sardi/70-depopulation-of-the-u-s-predicted-by-2025/

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Re: The Virus, Cyrus
« Reply #218 on: May 31, 2020, 12:49:43 AM »
One thing the riots have proven, the virus is now dead.
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
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« Reply #219 on: June 02, 2020, 10:49:34 AM »
One thing the riots have proven, the virus is now dead.
Wait...I thought the virus was racist?
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