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« Reply #60 on: March 25, 2020, 12:09:09 PM »
MSNBC says half of America is going to die and the other half will be unemployed.  So you should be good.
I have been on a roller coaster on how big of a deal this is and at the moment, I think this is WAY overblown. 

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Re: The Virus, Cyrus
« Reply #61 on: March 25, 2020, 12:18:39 PM »
MSNBC says half of America is going to die because of Trump and the other half will be unemployed also because of Trump.  So you should be good.
Fixed it for you.
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« Reply #62 on: March 25, 2020, 01:15:25 PM »
Been working my ass off getting overtime. Meat cutter for Pubelicks here. You mother truckers need to quit hoarding meat. I'm fucking tired.
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« Reply #63 on: March 25, 2020, 01:21:48 PM »
Been working my ass off getting overtime. Meat cutter for Pubelicks here. You mother truckers need to quit hoarding meat. I'm fucking tired.
Can I get eight pounds of the curry chicken, five pounds of London broil, nine pounds of bologna, two pounds of pickle loaf, five pounds of corned beef, two pounds of braunschweiger, seven pounds of cracked black turkey and a pile of salami?  

also can that be frozen? 
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« Reply #64 on: March 25, 2020, 02:45:55 PM »
Can I get eight pounds of the curry chicken, five pounds of London broil, nine pounds of bologna, two pounds of pickle loaf, five pounds of corned beef, two pounds of braunschweiger, seven pounds of cracked black turkey and a pile of salami? 

also can that be frozen?
How do you want that sliced?

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« Reply #65 on: March 25, 2020, 03:09:07 PM »
I like it thick. 

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« Reply #66 on: March 25, 2020, 03:16:55 PM »
Can I get eight pounds of the curry chicken, five pounds of London broil, nine pounds of bologna, two pounds of pickle loaf, five pounds of corned beef, two pounds of braunschweiger, seven pounds of cracked black turkey and a pile of salami? 

Man! Been getting dumb ass requests like this for 2 weeks. Can't you see I ain't got shit!

also can that be frozen?

Yes. If you get it cold enough. 
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« Reply #67 on: March 25, 2020, 03:21:23 PM »
Did you know cocaine Sandy from Goodfellas had the virus?  

There was something trashy sexy about her then (and I guess now).  

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« Reply #68 on: March 25, 2020, 03:23:44 PM »
Been working my ass off getting overtime. Meat cutter for Pubelicks here. You mother truckers need to quit hoarding meat. I'm fucking tired.
Yes but you can’t beat your meat.
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« Reply #69 on: March 25, 2020, 03:34:00 PM »
MSNBC says half of America is going to die and the other half will be unemployed.  So you should be good.
Unless he makes the mistake of hiring a dead guy.
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« Reply #70 on: March 25, 2020, 03:38:58 PM »
Unless he makes the mistake of hiring a dead guy.
People keep voting for Nancy Pelosi and she died in 1985.  
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Re: The Virus, Cyrus
« Reply #71 on: March 25, 2020, 04:13:46 PM »
Yes but you can’t beat your meat.
Yes I can. 3 times a day. Whether I need to or not.
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« Reply #72 on: March 25, 2020, 05:14:39 PM »
Keep up with your libtard friends. Apparently hating Trump and having to accept that check is causing their heads to explode.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #73 on: March 25, 2020, 05:28:24 PM »
Keep up with your libtard friends. Apparently hating Trump and having to accept that check is causing their heads to explode.
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« Reply #74 on: March 25, 2020, 05:39:15 PM »
Keep up with your libtard friends. Apparently hating Trump and having to accept that check is causing their heads to explode.
I hope he sends them all a bundle of these.  


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Re: The Virus, Cyrus
« Reply #75 on: March 25, 2020, 06:02:12 PM »
Keep up with your libtard friends. Apparently hating Trump and having to accept that check is causing their heads to explode.
I’m hate Democrats worse than hate Dallas.
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« Reply #76 on: March 25, 2020, 07:14:46 PM »
I’m hate Democrats worse than hate Dallas.
Or English. 
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« Reply #77 on: March 26, 2020, 12:44:11 PM »
So just got notice from our school board that school is out through 4/24.

That will be a total of 6 weeks they have been out by that point
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #78 on: March 26, 2020, 12:57:36 PM »
So just got notice from our school board that school is out through 4/24.

That will be a total of 6 weeks they have been out by that point
Go ahead and accept it.  


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« Reply #79 on: March 26, 2020, 02:07:15 PM »
Go ahead and accept it. 



As bad as I hate to admit it you may be right.  I know both of the math teachers to mine are going to be surprised as shit when they come back doing math the old way.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."