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The Virus, Cyrus

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« Reply #40 on: March 20, 2020, 03:24:20 PM »
Illinois going on lock down tomorrow.  Stay safe and healthy, my brothers!!!  War Damn Eagle and FUGA.
Inspirational words, indeed.

You guys do the same.  A good friend of mine owns an Atlanta Bread Company franchise I've been stopping at several mornings a week on the way to work for years.  It's right on the main road in Dothan and they've been widening the road in that area and working on it for 5-6 months now.  They've had entrances blocked and making access to his business, and those around it, one hell of a hassle.  He's been telling me how bad it's been affecting business and now, this morning I go there and all the chairs are up on the tables and the sign on the door says there is no dine in, only curb service.  The City has shut down everything in the restaurant business except delivery, drive thru and curb service.  He has no drive thru.

He said the bank deferred his next payment for 3 months but his fixed costs alone will bankrupt him before then.  He was loading up two coolers with food and ice and said he and the wife are headed to the beach for the weekend.  Can't do much down there either except drink and forget the world for a couple of days.  He's been in that location for over 15 years and now, the Corona virus hysteria could wipe him out in a few short weeks.  
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Re: The Virus, Cyrus
« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2020, 03:27:12 PM »
When you plagerize from Kaos and I, get your numbers straight. The 81000 is from china.
The US is at 15000 now.

However, you are correct. This thing is horrible and will kill us all, because of trump...
Pffffft....I'm a lawyer.  I never let facts get in the way of a good debate.
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« Reply #42 on: March 20, 2020, 03:49:28 PM »
He's been in that location for over 15 years and now, the Corona virus hysteria could wipe him out in a few short weeks. 
Its not hysteria. haven't you seen Italy?

These people screaming to shut everything down, do they have anything to lose?

I am seeing several libtards change their tunes as they continue to lose more money. The more broke they get, the more they come to the middle ground. Its amusing to see.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #43 on: March 20, 2020, 03:50:53 PM »
At this point, lock every fucking thing down. Mandate a total lock down for 4 weeks, order businesses to continue paying employees their normal pay for those 4 weeks and completely reimburse the businesses for all payroll expenses during those times.

At the end of 4 weeks unless we have a 50% mortality rate, go back to life as usual.

Also pay the employers the amount of profit they lost during the 4 weeks. 
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« Reply #44 on: March 20, 2020, 03:55:46 PM »
And still we just keep making product and shipping it out. 

Folks are running around like a guinea hit in the head with a pine cone.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #45 on: March 20, 2020, 04:08:06 PM »
And still we just keep making product and shipping it out. 

Folks are running around like a guinea hit in the head with a pine cone.
Kaos???
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« Reply #46 on: March 20, 2020, 05:10:39 PM »
Inspirational words, indeed.

You guys do the same.  A good friend of mine owns an Atlanta Bread Company franchise I've been stopping at several mornings a week on the way to work for years.  It's right on the main road in Dothan and they've been widening the road in that area and working on it for 5-6 months now.  They've had entrances blocked and making access to his business, and those around it, one hell of a hassle.  He's been telling me how bad it's been affecting business and now, this morning I go there and all the chairs are up on the tables and the sign on the door says there is no dine in, only curb service.  The City has shut down everything in the restaurant business except delivery, drive thru and curb service.  He has no drive thru.

He said the bank deferred his next payment for 3 months but his fixed costs alone will bankrupt him before then.  He was loading up two coolers with food and ice and said he and the wife are headed to the beach for the weekend.  Can't do much down there either except drink and forget the world for a couple of days.  He's been in that location for over 15 years and now, the Corona virus hysteria could wipe him out in a few short weeks. 
At least your practice has been offering drive thru legal services for years. No need for adjustments.
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« Reply #47 on: March 20, 2020, 05:38:43 PM »
At least your practice has been offering drive thru legal services for years. No need for adjustments.
When is he going to start doing ZJs in the back?
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Re: The Virus, Cyrus
« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2020, 06:59:07 PM »
At this point, lock every fucking thing down. Mandate a total lock down for 4 weeks, order businesses to continue paying employees their normal pay for those 4 weeks and completely reimburse the businesses for all payroll expenses during those times.

At the end of 4 weeks unless we have a 50% mortality rate, go back to life as usual.

Also pay the employers the amount of profit they lost during the 4 weeks.
These are good ideas. And I believe that you should be safe, living in the closet.
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Re: The Virus, Cyrus
« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2020, 09:22:48 PM »
When is he going to start doing ZJs in the back?
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Re: The Virus, Cyrus
« Reply #51 on: March 23, 2020, 10:45:56 AM »
KISS announces new singles for coronavirus relief.

COVID Gave Socialism To You I & II
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« Reply #52 on: March 25, 2020, 10:24:06 AM »
So obviously you fuckers have not been posting anything and keeping me entertained.  What are you doing?

Me? Well we are full out producing.  Technically we are considered essential business since we are tied to construction.  Have had a couple of people that have opted to take a 15 leave of absence and I certainly am ok with it.  They are either in a high risk category or tending elderly parents.  
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #53 on: March 25, 2020, 11:05:02 AM »
So obviously you fuckers have not been posting anything and keeping me entertained.  What are you doing?

Me? Well we are full out producing.  Technically we are considered essential business since we are tied to construction.  Have had a couple of people that have opted to take a 15 leave of absence and I certainly am ok with it.  They are either in a high risk category or tending elderly parents. 
We're open for business but not actually open for business.  Closed our doors to the public and getting it done by phone and emails of the interwebz.  We're not essential business, but I need the money.
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Re: The Virus, Cyrus
« Reply #54 on: March 25, 2020, 11:30:49 AM »
15 cars with Texas plates completely full of Mexicans at the gas station Saturday.  

Going to the beach.  

El beacho el closedo.  Go the fuck back to Texas. 

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« Reply #55 on: March 25, 2020, 11:39:42 AM »
We're open for business but not actually open for business.  Closed our doors to the public and getting it done by phone and emails of the interwebz.  We're not essential business, but I need the money.
So what are caring billable phone hours worth?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #56 on: March 25, 2020, 11:40:15 AM »

El beacho el closedo.  Go the fuck back to Texas.
You been working on your Rosetta Stone
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #57 on: March 25, 2020, 11:56:00 AM »
15 cars with Texas plates completely full of Mexicans at the gas station Saturday. 

Going to the beach. 

El beacho el closedo.  Go the fuck back to the GOAT.
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« Reply #58 on: March 25, 2020, 11:58:10 AM »
So obviously you fuckers have not been posting anything and keeping me entertained.  What are you doing?

Me? Well we are full out producing.  Technically we are considered essential business since we are tied to construction.  Have had a couple of people that have opted to take a 15 leave of absence and I certainly am ok with it.  They are either in a high risk category or tending elderly parents. 
Our operation in same boat. We are considered essential even though most of the North Texas counties have a shelter in place.

It looks like our ops people are going to have a better employment pool to choose from, which should help getting some decent people in too.
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« Reply #59 on: March 25, 2020, 12:02:38 PM »
Our operation in same boat. We are considered essential even though most of the North Texas counties have a shelter in place.

It looks like our ops people are going to have a better employment pool to choose from, which should help getting some decent people in too.
MSNBC says half of America is going to die and the other half will be unemployed.  So you should be good. 
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