Off Season Tidbit/Question

[Kaos]

agree

to disagree

[Godfather]

to disagree

We shall see...put yo money down.

[Kaos]

We shall see...put yo money down.

[Snaggletiger]

[Godfather]

SO Total Offense Yards?  $50?  Good...bet?

[Kaos]

SO Total Offense Yards?  $50?  Good...bet?

[Godfather]

SO Total Offense Yards?  $50?  Good...bet?

Counselor Wes you want some of this action?

[Snaggletiger]

[wesfau2]

Counselor Wes you want some of this action?

Seems simplistic as a measuring stick, but sure.  I'm in for $50.  The Auburn offense will post fewer total yards in 2020 than it did in 2019.

[Snaggletiger]

I wish we could put a little qualifier on it.  Such as, if Morris gets to tweak the offense and put in some of his stuff, I'd say more yards.  If he's just holding the laminated sheet of jeenyus, I ain't wastin' a perfectly good $50 spot.

[Buzz Killington]

Double or nothing on whether the twirlybird makes it's return this season?

[Godfather]

Seems simplistic as a measuring stick, but sure.  I'm in for $50.  The Auburn offense will post fewer total yards in 2020 than it did in 2019.

Well what would you like to use? You are both saying the offense is going to regress.  We were 64th in Total Offensive yards avg of 406.8ypg in Scoring we were 29th at 33.2ppg define your definition of regress...we can also use number of games we win.

I already have a bet with Snaggle that we win 7 games or more.  You two are the biggest downers on Morris after dude hadn't even set foot on the field.  All I'm saying is we finally have a dedicated OC for the first time in Gus's tenure, and he has a track record of being a good OC.  We may not be anything but the same but the sky isn't falling and we won't regress.

You want to split the bet? Parlay? $25 for Total Offense and $25 for Scoring?  if we are above Avg of 406.8ypg but below 33.2ppg at the end of the season it's a push?

[Snaggletiger]

Double or nothing on whether the twirlybird makes it's return this season?

[Buzz Killington]

Man, Chandler Cox coulda been the best QB ever if coach had only put him in.

[WiregrassTiger]

This betting is weak. Sorry.

I will offer to be the go between in a bet between gf and kaos but let’s make it 2500 to make it at least a little more interesting. I will only charge a 7% vig since you’re both stand up guys.

I will also side bet k 1500 that AU will improve total yards for season and at the same discounted vig.

Not only that but I will side bet GF 1500 as well that AU will NOT improve in total yards for the same 7%. Because I like you both so much. And losing money ain’t shit, when it’s creating a good time for all. I’m willing to make it rain.

All in fun. Payout is contingent on all bets being paid day after season stats are tallied. If someone does not pay up, they have to motorboat the other parties bung hole, 3 times in a week.

But, if you are scared to take the bets, I can understand. Would no doubt prove that you are a huge pussy, though.

[Kaos]

BTW, my $50 will be in the form of two shares of AUFamily stock I've held onto for years.  Originally paid $4 a share, by now i'm sure it's worth at least a kabillion and a half dollars.