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Neck on Bourbon Street
« on: January 15, 2020, 11:41:45 AM »
Different breed of fan.  Even the majorettes are doing a routine to Suck That Tiger Dick, Bitch.  I like it a lot.

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Re: Neck on Bourbon Street
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2020, 01:20:41 PM »
Hope they lose 15 games over the next two years and fire everyone while going on NCAA probation.
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Re: Neck on Bourbon Street
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2020, 01:34:39 PM »
Eh...that's pretty on-brand for them.

I wouldn't want our fans to embrace that, necessarily, but they seem to be having fun.
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Re: Neck on Bourbon Street
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2020, 02:11:15 PM »
There are certain things I love to see other teams fans singing/doing, and this is one of the top.  Cool song and funny as hell.
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Re: Neck on Bourbon Street
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2020, 02:34:39 PM »
Eh...that's pretty on-brand for them.

I wouldn't want our fans to embrace that, necessarily, but they seem to be having fun.
No doubt.  The thing about LSU fans is they really are a different breed, in a manner of speaking.  What it comes down to is you can pretty much throw a hat over most SEC fan bases.  We each have our unique traditions and all think we're somehow a step above everyone else.  In the end, we're a bunch of gawl-dang Southerners who love us some college football. However, we're dealing with some different talkin', nutria lovin', corndog smellin' Cajuns.  They have a don't care, in your face, party no matter what attitude.  When the women are singing suck that Tiger dick, bitch just as loudly as the guys.....

I've done tolt this before, but years ago, I was in some seats close to the LSU section in JHS.  The purple tigers scored a TD and their cheerleaders, the girl cheerleaders, ran over in front our section and X'd us out.  I'm talking bam, crotch shot X out. 

Did she just X us out?

I believe she X'd us out.

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Re: Neck on Bourbon Street
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2020, 02:53:46 PM »
Point of parliamentary procedure... Since they are both Tigers does it have the same effect?
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Re: Neck on Bourbon Street
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2020, 02:55:15 PM »
Point of parliamentary procedure... Since they are both Tigers does it have the same effect?
Basically the same I would guess, but without the meth taste.
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Re: Neck on Bourbon Street
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2020, 03:21:36 PM »
Different breed of fan.  Even the majorettes are doing a routine to Suck That Tiger Dick, Bitch.  I like it a lot.


It does not surprise me in the least that you admire such low rent and obscene behavior.

You foul mouthed mother fucker.
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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2020, 03:30:09 PM »
It does not surprise me in the least that you admire such low rent and obscene behavior.

You foul mouthed mother fucker.
I am not a fan of obscene behavior.  In fact, I'm speaking out against lewd actions such as this.

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Re: Neck on Bourbon Street
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2020, 04:03:10 PM »
 However, we're dealing with some different talkin', nutria lovin', corndog smellin' Cajuns.  They have a don't care, in your face, party no matter what attitude. 
Can confirm.  Cousin of married one of those crazy coon asses.  Monday night must have been great for him.  Anyways, party no matter what is a way of life for them.  Good food, cold beverages and a party.  If their job interferes with partying, they will either quit or find another job.  Cousin's husband actually went to work for a different company because "They made me work too much and I didn't have time to let loose and have a good time" or party.  I love it when they come up to visit though.  He cooks all the good Cajun foods!
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Re: Neck on Bourbon Street
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2020, 04:19:22 PM »
Can confirm.  Cousin of married one of those crazy coon asses.  Monday night must have been great for him.  Anyways, party no matter what is a way of life for them.  Good food, cold beverages and a party.  If their job interferes with partying, they will either quit or find another job.  Cousin's husband actually went to work for a different company because "They made me work too much and I didn't have time to let loose and have a good time" or party.  I love it when they come up to visit though.  He cooks all the good Cajun foods!
After I watched the AU/LSU game on the Burrbinz Skreetz, I hooked up with this couple, LSU fans that were just getting back to the hotel after the game in BR.  We had a great threesome in their room, using Saran Wrap, Canola Oil and a Doberman puppy.  But the fun stuff came later.

Anywho, they were great people and were going to the Saints game the next morning.  I met them at the lavish Continental breakfast at about 8:00 a.m.  He had a 12 pack under his arm, which had already been reduced to a 9 pack. I had coffee.  I stared in amazement. 
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Re: Neck on Bourbon Street
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2020, 09:08:16 AM »
After I watched the AU/LSU game on the Burrbinz Skreetz, I hooked up with this couple, LSU fans that were just getting back to the hotel after the game in BR.  We had a great threesome in their room, using Saran Wrap, Canola Oil and a Doberman puppy.  But the fun stuff came later.

Anywho, they were great people and were going to the Saints game the next morning.  I met them at the lavish Continental breakfast at about 8:00 a.m.  He had a 12 pack under his arm, which had already been reduced to a 9 pack. I had coffee.  I stared in amazement.
So, you can never donate blood again, can you?
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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2020, 10:42:01 AM »
So, you can never donate blood again, can you?
No, but not because of that.  It's because of Snaggle's tractor story.
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Re: Neck on Bourbon Street
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2020, 11:07:58 AM »
No, but not because of that.  It's because of Snaggle's tractor story.
I really don't want to know, do I?
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Re: Neck on Bourbon Street
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2020, 11:18:16 AM »
No, but not because of that.  It's because of Snaggle's tractor story.
Whoa, back it up, back it up.  Beep beep beep.  Tractor story?
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« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2020, 11:42:07 AM »
Whoa, back it up, back it up.  Beep beep beep.  Tractor story?
Let's just say, she thinks my tractor's sexy.
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Re: Neck on Bourbon Street
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2020, 04:10:45 PM »
After I watched the AU/LSU game on the Burrbinz Skreetz, I hooked up with this couple, LSU fans that were just getting back to the hotel after the game in BR.  We had a great threesome in their room, using Saran Wrap, Canola Oil and a Doberman puppy.  But the fun stuff came later.

Anywho, they were great people and were going to the Saints game the next morning.  I met them at the lavish Continental breakfast at about 8:00 a.m.  He had a 12 pack under his arm, which had already been reduced to a 9 pack. I had coffee.  I stared in amazement.
All I want to know is what you did with my puppy.  
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Re: Neck on Bourbon Street
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2020, 04:40:45 PM »
All I want to know is what you did with my puppy. 
I said the fun stuff came later.
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« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2020, 04:44:32 PM »
I said the fun stuff came later.
You yada yada'd through the best part.
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« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2020, 05:11:31 PM »
You yada yada'd through the best part.
No, I mentioned the bisque.
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