2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'

[Buzz Killington]

I hate sports.

Agreed.  Cancel them all

[Snaggletiger]

When do the Fighting Pearls get started?

[CCTAU]

I don't watch paid athletes any longer. But I was saddened to hear of the Braves continued post season choke.

[Buzz Killington]

I don't watch paid athletes any longer. But I was saddened to hear of the Braves continued post season choke.

So, you didn't watch this year's version of the GAME OF THE CENTURY?

[CCTAU]

So, you didn't watch this year's version of the GAME OF THE CENTURY?

Which one was that? bamturd vs. thuga?
I only saw a bit of it.

[AUJarhead]

First time since 1944 that the World Series will be played in the same location for all games.

Is anyone watching, or caring? 

[Buzz Killington]

First time since 1944 that the World Series will be played in the same location for all games.

Is anyone watching, or caring?

In a word, no.

[Snaggletiger]

First time since 1944 that the World Series will be played in the same location for all games.

Is anyone watching, or caring?

In a word, no.

[GH2001]

First time since 1944 that the World Series will be played in the same location for all games.

Is anyone watching, or caring?

as long as the bought and paid for dodgers lose, I am ok with it. 

[GH2001]

I don't watch paid athletes any longer. But I was saddened to hear of the Braves continued post season choke.

if you'd actually watched, you'd see it wasn't a choke of Braves years of old. More of a ran out of gas situation against a much more powerful engine. Past Braves teams were the bigger engine that underachieved. Mark Bradley's writeup in the AJC yesterday was well put IMHO....and I usually don't care for him. 

[AUJarhead]

In a word, no.

Don’t make me ask you who can we get that’s any better. 

[Snaggletiger]

Don’t make me ask you who can we get that’s any better.

Whack, right to her knee cap.  Then she'll have to constantly drive to her right, and then teams will pick up on that and know to shade her to that side and then her scoring average drops by 4.6 ppg and boom, there goes a promising career.  All because you couldn't resist asking who could we get that's better.  That's all on you, man.  All on you.

Happy?

[AUJarhead]

Whack, right to her knee cap.  Then she'll have to constantly drive to her right, and then teams will pick up on that and know to shade her to that side and then her scoring average drops by 4.6 ppg and boom, there goes a promising career.  All because you couldn't resist asking who could we get that's better.  That's all on you, man.  All on you.

Happy?

I'd hate to see what happened if you didn't care.

[Snaggletiger]

I'd hate to see what happened if you didn't care.

I learn from the best.

What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.

[AUJarhead]

I learn from the best.

What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.

You know she plays golf, too, right?  I've been trying to convince her that women's golf is where it's at.  You don't even have to be good to get a women's golf scholarship.  The local d2 school has girls on scholarship who average about 105-110.

[Snaggletiger]

You know she plays golf, too, right?  I've been trying to convince her that women's golf is where it's at.  You don't even have to be good to get a women's golf scholarship.  The local d2 school has girls on scholarship who average about 105-110.

Wow!  Definitely push that.  Plus, you can stay relatively injury free with golf.  Obviously joking about the knee thing, but if you cut the wrong way on the court, you could put a career in jeopardy in a heartbeat.  What's her handicap....I mean besides having a Cardinals fan for a dad. 

[AUJarhead]

Wow!  Definitely push that.  Plus, you can stay relatively injury free with golf.  Obviously joking about the knee thing, but if you cut the wrong way on the court, you could put a career in jeopardy in a heartbeat.  What's her handicap....I mean besides having a Cardinals fan for a dad.

She averaged about 115-120 on the 18 hole courses.  55-60 on the 9 hole.  

She gets frustrated in golf, like we all do, because it's the first sport she has played where she isn't just naturally good at.  Although she goes to Top Golf and wacks it 200 yards.

[GH2001]

She averaged about 115-120 on the 18 hole courses.  55-60 on the 9 hole. 

She gets frustrated in golf, like we all do, because it's the first sport she has played where she isn't just naturally good at.  Although she goes to Top Golf and wacks it 200 yards.

Snags likes to whack it. 

[Snaggletiger]

Snags likes to whack it.

You think maybe I should switch to the left hand soon?

[Snaggletiger]

She averaged about 115-120 on the 18 hole courses.  55-60 on the 9 hole. 

She gets frustrated in golf, like we all do, because it's the first sport she has played where she isn't just naturally good at.  Although she goes to Top Golf and wacks it 200 yards.

No doubt it's the most frustrating game out there.  But, you can shoot 102 and still think about the 3 shots in that round where you put it on the green in regulation or made that long putt.  Keeps you coming back. 

I also have a really good pre-round ritual you can use if there's a lot of water on the course.  It involves 3 candles, some baby oil and a sliver of cow dung.  A little messy but guarantees you won't sacrifice more than one sleeve of balls to the water Gods per round.  Very effective.