2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'

[GH2001]

We would be talking Dynasty

Like, astros level stuff. I mean, wait...NM

[Snaggletiger]

Well, good start for the Braves.  Hamels wont be available to start the season.  Injured his shoulder with a medicine ball in off season workouts.  Chop on.

[GH2001]

Well, good start for the Braves.  Hamels wont be available to start the season.  Injured his shoulder with a medicine ball in off season workouts.  Chop on.

Fuckin Donaldson!!

[Buzz Killington]

Well, good start for the Braves.  Hamels wont be available to start the season.  Injured his shoulder with a medicine ball in off season workouts.  Chop on.

That wall ball is rough yall.

[Snaggletiger]

That wall ball is rough yall.

Apparently, he wasn't being consistent with drinking a cold, frosty, nutritious protein shake after his WODs. 

[Snaggletiger]

In other baseball news.  Oh yes, we're such proud parents.  Our son plays catcher for the Toronto Blue Jays and he......WHAT THE.....?

foxy copy

A Toronto Blue Jays catcher was arrested in Florida last week, accused of exposing himself in a shopping center parking lot. Reese McGuire, 24, is facing an indecent exposure charge. Deputies responded to a report of a man sitting inside an SUV in Dunedin, exposed, the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office said in a press release.


McGuire was cooperative during the arrest and didn’t deny the allegations, deputies said. Officials didn’t provide further details.
TMZ Sports, citing a police report, said witnesses told officers that McGuire had been masturbating in his car. Police reportedly found McGuire with his shirt “barely covering his genitals” and his pants around his ankles.


Toronto released a statement on the arrest Wednesday.

“He has been in communication with the Blue Jays and we are working to gather more information,” the team said. “Out of respect for the legal process, neither he nor the club will comment any further at this time.”
McGuire played in 30 games for the Blue Jays in 2019. He batted .299 and hit five home runs in that span.
He was given a notice to appear in court on March 16 and was not taken to jail.

[Buzz Killington]

Word on the skreets is that he was fapping to a team picture of the 2019 Astros

[Snaggletiger]

Word on the skreets is that he was fapping to a team picture of the 2019 Astros

[Snaggletiger]

The Cards rotation takes an early, Braves-like, hit.  Miles Mikolas may miss the first month of the season with teh arms troubles.  Mikolas is another Cards pitcher that I love to watch on the bump. He might not be dominant, but he knows how to pitch.  Constant change of speed and location.  That's far more fun for me to watch than every new guy who comes in the game throwing 99 m.p.h.

[AUJarhead]

The Cards rotation takes an early, Braves-like, hit.  Miles Mikolas may miss the first month of the season with teh arms troubles.  Mikolas is another Cards pitcher that I love to watch on the bump. He might not be dominant, but he knows how to pitch.  Constant change of speed and location.  That's far more fun for me to watch than every new guy who comes in the game throwing 99 m.p.h.

And he has a fantastic porn-stache.

[Snaggletiger]

And he has a fantastic porn-stache.

Bask in the glory of the stache.

[Snaggletiger]

In the biggest off season loss yet, the Braves inexplicably let on-field reporter, Kelsey Wingert, go.  WTF???

[AUJarhead]

In the biggest off season loss yet, the Braves inexplicably let on-field reporter, Kelsey Wingert, go.  WTF???

Please go to FoxSports Midwest...  Please go to FoxSports Midwest....

[Snaggletiger]

I was off yesterday and during the middle of doing really important stuff, I caught an inning or two of the Cubs/Angels Spring game.  The reason I watched was they had Kris Bryant, Anthony Rizzo and David Ross mic'd up.  They were all talking to each other both in the dugout and when the Cubs were in the field.  I believe they'll be doing that the next few days with different teams, including the Braves and Red Sox this week.  I imagine it will be pretty fun playing for Ross.   

[Buzz Killington]

I was off yesterday and during the middle of doing really important stuff, I caught an inning or two of the Cubs/Angels Spring game.  The reason I watched was they had Kris Bryant, Anthony Rizzo and David Ross mic'd up.  They were all talking to each other both in the dugout and when the Cubs were in the field.  I believe they'll be doing that the next few days with different teams, including the Braves and Red Sox this week.  I imagine it will be pretty fun playing for Ross. 

Yeah.  That was fun to watch as a Cub fan especially.
I wish we would just do that for a day here at work.  It would be fun to let all my co-workers know exactly what I think of them.

[Snaggletiger]

Yeah.  That was fun to watch as a Cub fan especially.
I wish we would just do that for a day here at work.  It would be fun to let all my co-workers know exactly what I think of them.

What's stopping you?

[Buzz Killington]

What's stopping you?

That little rectangular shaped signed piece of paper I get twice a month.

[Snaggletiger]

That little rectangular shaped signed piece of paper I get twice a month.

Well, there's that.

[AUJarhead]

That little rectangular shaped signed piece of paper I get twice a month.

You jack off get paid like a fucking pilgrim.

[Buzz Killington]

You jack off get paid like a fudgeing pilgrim.

I'll get paid dump truck loads around here