What's Wrong With This Board?

Snaggletiger · « **on:** January 06, 2020, 11:27:11 AM »

Why do we not have a countdown clock running for Tuna Togaparty's announcement? Is anyone live streaming this? My God, people. Coach Saban is going to be there and everything.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 06, 2020, 11:35:04 AM »

On the edge of my seat, but I've got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls.

Kaos · « **Reply #2 on:** January 06, 2020, 12:10:14 PM »

ESPN is rushing to Tuscaloosa. Gameday has set up in front of Dumpy Chimes. Lee Corso will either put on an elephant head or a mock Fox Robot skull.

Perhaps the greatest college quarterback of all time and an improved version of Drew Brees (according to ESPN) is determining the fate of both the NFL and the NCAA.

bgreene · « **Reply #3 on:** January 06, 2020, 12:50:21 PM »

Rumor has it, the Dalai Lama will be sitting with them as well

Godfather · « **Reply #4 on:** January 06, 2020, 01:59:00 PM »

Tua bad he's leaving, I was hoping for one more year to break his other hip. Mr. Glass 2 will star him, I got a $10 that says he is a bust in the NFL.

CCTAU · « **Reply #5 on:** January 06, 2020, 02:02:09 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 06, 2020, 01:59:00 PM

Tua bad he's leaving, I was hoping for one more year to break his other hip. Mr. Glass 2 will star him, I got a $10 that says he is a bust in the NFL.

He'll be a rich bust.
Can you imagine being the GM that drafts him? This is a horrible gamble.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #6 on:** January 06, 2020, 02:02:41 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on January 06, 2020, 11:35:04 AM

On the edge of my seat, but I've got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls.

My kinda team, Charlie. My kinda team.

Kaos · « **Reply #7 on:** January 06, 2020, 02:03:22 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 06, 2020, 01:59:00 PM

Tua bad he's leaving, I was hoping for one more year to break his other hip. Mr. Glass 2 will star him, I got a $10 that says he is a bust in the NFL.

Too bad he gonna bust in Miami.

Godfather · « **Reply #8 on:** January 06, 2020, 02:03:48 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on January 06, 2020, 02:02:09 PM

He'll be a rich bust.
Can you imagine being the GM that drafts him? This is a horrible gamble.

Which is why he would have been the biggest moron to ever go to bama (and that says A LOT!) if he had decided to come back

Godfather · « **Reply #9 on:** January 06, 2020, 02:04:20 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on January 06, 2020, 02:03:22 PM

Too bad he gonna bust in Miami.

You shut your whore mouth, we better not draft him. Flores is smarter than that...I hope. I hope.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #10 on:** January 06, 2020, 02:09:12 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 06, 2020, 02:04:20 PM

You shut your whore mouth, we better not draft him. Flores is smarter than that...I hope. I hope.

He's gonna make the '72 Dolphins cry as soon as he gets healthy.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** January 06, 2020, 02:34:56 PM »

I don't understand the mentality of leaving to take a pay cut. I guess he does have principles after all.

CCTAU · « **Reply #12 on:** January 06, 2020, 02:43:38 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 06, 2020, 02:34:56 PM

I don't understand the mentality of leaving to take a pay cut. I guess he does have principles after all.

Its OK. With little Tua still there, his folks get to keep their new jobs in Turdscaloser.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #13 on:** January 06, 2020, 02:51:20 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on January 06, 2020, 02:43:38 PM

Its OK. With little Tua still there, his folks get to keep their new jobs in Turdscaloser.

Thank God for Saban and the Red Elephant Club saving the Tongavolacocola family from the hell on earth they were living in.

Kaos · « **Reply #14 on:** January 06, 2020, 03:00:17 PM »

Here's Mr. Turdabologna arriving in Alabaster shortly after his son Toofer signed with Alabama.

On a side note, did you notice that al.com listed the even more worthless younger brother as first team QB of the decade for the state?

Godfather · « **Reply #15 on:** January 06, 2020, 03:11:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/ByJustinLee/status/1214270830391316482?s=20

I don't know who the hell the Auburn fans were that Lee polled? Probably the AUGAG! AU Gus Apologists Group

Kaos · « **Reply #16 on:** January 06, 2020, 03:45:05 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 06, 2020, 03:11:11 PM

https://twitter.com/ByJustinLee/status/1214270830391316482?s=20

I don't know who the hell the Auburn fans were that Lee polled? Probably the AUGAG! AU Gus Apologists Group

Another one of those "I feel as if..." where the moron echoes some Bama talking point and thinks it applies.

Just because noone threw eggs at his house doesn't mean we didn't think he was an overrated, cheating turd.

I don't wish him tons of NFL success. I don't wish him anything. I'll probably forget him in a few weeks as he disappears into the NFL system for a year or two (much like the equally hyped and vastly overrated McTattoo bitch).

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #17 on:** January 06, 2020, 03:51:31 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 06, 2020, 03:11:11 PM

https://twitter.com/ByJustinLee/status/1214270830391316482?s=20

I don't know who the hell the Auburn fans were that Lee polled? Probably the AUGAG! AU Gus Apologists Group

Who said we stopped?

GH2001 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 06, 2020, 03:54:37 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on January 06, 2020, 03:00:17 PM

Here's Mr. Turdabologna arriving in Alabaster shortly after his son Toofer signed with Alabama.

On a side note, did you notice that al.com listed the even more worthless younger brother as first team QB of the decade for the state?

He couldnâ€™t even win a state title on a loaded team. And his successor DID.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #19 on:** January 06, 2020, 04:27:07 PM »

Alls I know is that I can finally work this afternoon now that this load is off my mind.
Miami is one lucky team.