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« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2020, 02:43:46 PM »
It really has the potential to be a good thing.
And that is what keeps us hanging on right?
That and we really don't have any other choice.  Until I win the 800 million lotto, Alan won't return my calls.  Oh, he'll rue the day!
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2020, 02:50:34 PM »
That's some revisionist history, Snags.

Bowden was an abysmal recruiter.  Tubs was the 3* coach-em-up champ.
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2020, 03:00:29 PM »
It really has the potential to be a good thing.
And that is what keeps us hanging on right?
Potential, yes. Wasting potential, no.
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« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2020, 03:07:21 PM »
That's some revisionist history, Snags.

Bowden was an abysmal recruiter.  Tubs was the 3* coach-em-up champ.
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2020, 03:23:11 PM »
That's some revisionist history, Snags.

Bowden was an abysmal recruiter.  Tubs was the 3* coach-em-up champ.
Nope, Tubs became that later when he quit trying and only signed those that "camped well".  Before that, he was inking Jason Campbell, Ronnie Brown, Caddy, Obewondabomino, Aromatherapydo, Anthony Mix, Carlos Rogers, Brandon Cox, Kenny Irons, Kodi Burns, Lee Ziemba, Pat Sims, Sen'Derrick Marks and on and on and on.... These were not nobody's he coached up.  Most were very high profile kids coming out of high school.

Bowden started well but had already made the decision to change the entire direction of the program.  He said before he coached his first game that he wanted to run Diddy's offense.  In doing so, he changed the entire focus of recruiting in general.  He wanted the next Warrick Dunn in the backfield, hence the collection of mighty mites.  He turned away from our traditional recruiting grounds in Georgia and started trying to tap heavily into Florida.

Agreed that he sucked.  But that was his own doing in trying to change the whole football culture at AU. 
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« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2020, 03:49:44 PM »
It really has the potential to be a good thing.
And that is what keeps us hanging on right?
But Gus the OC keeps 'a comin round playin with my heart.
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« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2020, 04:00:13 PM »
This is Gus. 

He beats Bama.  Gets us to back off the ledge and accept that we've got to struggle with it for a little longer.  And then he shits in his hand and tells us it's a Hershey bar.

That platypus abortion in the bowl game?  Unprepared. Uninspired. Outcoached.  Do I care that we beat Bama?  For a brief moment, yeah.  But it's fleeting when they win their bowl game, explain that "iff'n Tooer warn't hurt we'da whupped ya'll'ses ass by bout three terchdowns" and bounce back above us in the polls.  What was really accomplished?  Who's going to remember.  I don't want to beat them, I want to fucking bury them. 

What do we have to show for having one of the best defenses in the SEC over the last three years. What's in the trophy case since we had one QB who is now the backup to Tom Brady and another who was freshman of the year in the league?  Do we have any SEC titles?  Did we make the playoffs?  Did we beat LSU or Georgia more than we lost? 

Fuck no. 

We've dicked around with this shitty offense that looks EERILY like the Turtle Trottersley fucktardation more often than not.  We've let comfortable leads evaporate by puckering up the anus in ungodly fashion (at LSU, Georgia at home 2013 for examples). We've steadfastly refused to improve the coaching staff on the offensive side of the ball -- particularly receivers and quarterbacks -- while giving handouts to sycophants and old buddies.  We've had our own former players state bluntly that they were not coached well when they are auditioning for NFL positions (Cam, every receiver that ever played under Gus).  We've continued to do the same stupid thing in games when what we're doing is CLEARLY not working. 

I tried to get encouraged after the Alabama game.  But now I'm right back where I was two weeks before. 

Maybe I'll regret this, but I'd rather lose fighting than continue to wallow in the same pointless rut. 

Fuck Gus. 
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2020, 04:01:17 PM »
But Gus the OC keeps 'a comin round playin with my heart.
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« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2020, 04:15:28 PM »
This is Gus. 

He beats Bama.  Gets us to back off the ledge and accept that we've got to struggle with it for a little longer.  And then he shits in his hand and tells us it's a Hershey bar.

That platypus abortion in the bowl game?  Unprepared. Uninspired. Outcoached.  Do I care that we beat Bama?  For a brief moment, yeah.  But it's fleeting when they win their bowl game, explain that "iff'n Tooer warn't hurt we'da whupped ya'll'ses ass by bout three terchdowns" and bounce back above us in the polls.  What was really accomplished?  Who's going to remember.  I don't want to beat them, I want to fucking bury them. 

What do we have to show for having one of the best defenses in the SEC over the last three years. What's in the trophy case since we had one QB who is now the backup to Tom Brady and another who was freshman of the year in the league?  Do we have any SEC titles?  Did we make the playoffs?  Did we beat LSU or Georgia more than we lost? 

Fuck no. 

We've dicked around with this shitty offense that looks EERILY like the Turtle Trottersley fucktardation more often than not.  We've let comfortable leads evaporate by puckering up the anus in ungodly fashion (at LSU, Georgia at home 2013 for examples). We've steadfastly refused to improve the coaching staff on the offensive side of the ball -- particularly receivers and quarterbacks -- while giving handouts to sycophants and old buddies.  We've had our own former players state bluntly that they were not coached well when they are auditioning for NFL positions (Cam, every receiver that ever played under Gus).  We've continued to do the same stupid thing in games when what we're doing is CLEARLY not working. 

I tried to get encouraged after the Alabama game.  But now I'm right back where I was two weeks before. 

Maybe I'll regret this, but I'd rather lose fighting than continue to wallow in the same pointless rut. 

Fuck Gus.
Well. When you put it like that, we might need to set up a committee to look into the possibility of giving the man an extension and a raise.
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« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2020, 04:18:40 PM »
Well. When you put it like that, we might need to set up a committee to look into the possibility of giving the man an extension and a raise.
Quick, get Bo on the Cat phone!
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« Reply #30 on: January 02, 2020, 05:00:22 PM »
Quick, get Bo on the Cat phone!
Uh, don't you mean drill press phone?
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« Reply #31 on: January 02, 2020, 05:02:56 PM »
Uh, don't you mean drill press phone?
Actually he posted a diatribe recently that sounded eerily similar to Kaos....
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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #32 on: January 02, 2020, 05:18:04 PM »
Actually he posted a diatribe recently that sounded eerily similar to Kaos....
Ooooo....K, he called you DKW. 

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« Reply #33 on: January 02, 2020, 08:53:49 PM »
Ooooo....K, he called you DKW. 

:popcorn:
Now now. It was more like how bad is it when those two think the same thing...
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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #34 on: January 02, 2020, 11:10:56 PM »
What is a "platypus abortion," pray tell?
Broken egg 
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« Reply #35 on: January 03, 2020, 09:08:57 AM »
What is a "platypus abortion," pray tell?
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« Reply #36 on: January 03, 2020, 09:13:09 AM »
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« Reply #37 on: January 03, 2020, 09:38:31 AM »
This one goes out to all of you on the #FireGus train


So, please to be telling us what parts of 2014 through 2019 that you were satisfied.  Here, I'll give you his records again during that time span.

8-5
7-6
8-5
10-4
8-5
9-4

I'll hang up and lissen'.
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« Reply #38 on: January 03, 2020, 09:40:27 AM »
So, please to be telling us what parts of 2014 through 2019 that you were satisfied.  Here, I'll give you his records again during that time span.

8-5
7-6
8-5
10-4
8-5
9-4

I'll hang up and lissen'.
Butch Jones could have given us that with the same talent.  
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« Reply #39 on: January 03, 2020, 09:49:46 AM »
What's up Perry
Aren't you a little young to be running a website?
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