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Disgusting
« on: January 01, 2020, 04:54:07 PM »
That had to be the top choice for the annual Abortion Award. Pathetic offense and defense. Good thing we were “focused” or it would have been a lot worse. 
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2020, 05:23:23 PM »
They came prepared to play, just not play football.
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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2020, 07:14:24 PM »
I choose to trust that Gus and his staff know the problems this team had this year and they will correct those problems going forward. Nine wins is a nice record. War Eagle.
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2020, 07:54:02 PM »
I choose to trust that Gus and his staff know the problems this team had this year and they will correct those problems going forward. Nine wins is a nice record. War Eagle.
It was a good week of practice!
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2020, 08:43:51 PM »
Well, Gus was out coached and the players were out hustled. That's about what I saw. 
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2020, 09:01:51 PM »
Gus says it’s all good: 

I’d say this year I think we finished, if I remember right, third in our conference in total offense, fourth in points. It was solid.This game we’re disappointed, and we should be.
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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2020, 11:16:53 PM »
Gus says it’s all good:

I’d say this year I think we finished, if I remember right, third in our conference in total offense, fourth in points. It was solid.This game we’re disappointed, and we should be.
“I beat bammer. It’s all good.”
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2020, 09:37:39 AM »
I choose to trust that Gus and his staff know the problems this team had this year and they will correct those problems going forward. Nine wins is a nice record. War Eagle.
And the future is bright!
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2020, 10:24:49 AM »
Looking back, I now wish Derrick, Marlon, Prince etc. had sat out so that I'd have an excuse to fall back on.  But they did play and a pack of Gophers ran for 215 yards, over around and right through them, while the offense looked slow, confused and anemic.

It's a meaningless bowl game, I get it.  But since all those guys did play, you got the sense that they were taking it seriously.  The fact of the matter is that save for a kick off return for a TD, this was pretty much a blow out.  At no time during that game were we even remotely competitive. 

I'm okay with losing said meaningless bowl game.  I'm pretty much okay with a defense that just didn't show up and got pushed around. What I can't stomach is watching the same clueless garbage from Gus and his laminated sheet of genius.  Yeah, I said I was going to lay off him. So sue me.

Does anyone recall an early series where they threw 3 straight short passes to Schwartz?  If so, anyone recall the 2 straight runs into the middle of the line right afterward?  Look, even my feeble mind could see Minnesota playing one of the softest zones I've ever seen and the fact that they never went away from it the entire game.  They dared Gus to go down the field 7 yards at a time.  They gift wrapped it and gave that opportunity to him. Part of me thinks that Fleck knows that Gus is either too stubborn or too stupid to realize and take advantage of what they were giving him.  Either way, he continued to have Boobies tip toe and dance his way into the teeth of the defense. 

Also in the department of does anyone recall....anyone recall when Devan Barrett played running back?  Anyone recall that he came in for one play a game and every single time, they threw him the same swing pass to the left.  Guess who our designated swing pass man is now.  Harold Joiner.  We saw him run on the field and everyone in the room went, "Oh shit, swing pass to the left."  At the same time, everyone on the Gopher defense went, "Oh cool, swing pass to the left." 

Rommel, you magnificent son of a bitch, I read your book.

Well, let's put another 4 to 5 loss season in the books for this year and look forward to another one in 2020.  War Damn!
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2020, 11:39:23 AM »
Outside of Derrick Brown and Marlon Davidson, Auburn's defense was not elite. KJ Britt hits like a truck but he plays as out of position as one trying to turn tight corners, too.

The offensive line was a questionable group going into the year and proved to be THE issue with the offense all year. No push, unable to establish consistent run game, all of that put too much pressure on a freshman QB who we know is not running the most complicated nor modern passing scheme in football.

Getting nine (9) wins including beating Alabama (yes, that matters) with those factors in play is remarkable. A lesser coach would not have done it. Face it, that's what would be here if Auburn fired Gus. We will not get a better one at this stage. Ride this out and see where it goes is the smart play.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttttttttttt! 

Wrong answers.  

Gus squanders goodwill like he squanders talent.  He got taken to school by a COACH who guided a team full of two and three-star recruits. 

Go look.  Here's Minnesota's history: 

2016: 46th in recruiting.  0 five stars, 1 four star.  Mississippi State was 28th. 

2017: 59th in recruiting.  0 five stars, 0 four stars. 

2018:  38th in recruiting, behind every SEC team not named Vanderbilt.  0 5 stars, 3 4 stars (AU had 15 four star recruits and was a disappointment). 

2019: 45th in recruiting. 0 four stars. 0 five stars.   Kentucky was 34th. Arkansas 23rd.  

Currently:  Projected to be 33rd.  0 five stars, 2 four stars.  

The LOWEST Auburn finished in recruiting in any of those years was 12th.  The total haul of four and five stars for Minnesota over the last five years doesn't even reach any single year of any of the five for Auburn. Every single year, AU signed more four/five stars than Minnesota has in total over the last five years.  Think on that.  

Yes, Gus coaches his ass off against Alabama.  And I agree, that matters.  But if we're ever going to be what we want to be, it cannot be ALL that matters.  It has to be one piece of the puzzle.  Beating UGA matters. Beating LSU matters.  Beating UF matters.  Beating UT matters.  Never falling behind A&M, MSU, UM matters.  

So Gus coaches his ass off against Bama.  But he coaches like ASS much of the rest of the time.  A lesser coach?  PJ Fleck would take the talent Auburn has and dominate the SEC.  Dom.IN.ate.  Given the talent disparity, I think Brian, Snags and I could win eight games a year.  A donkey with a testicular hernia could have coached AU to wins over Arkansas, Ole Miss, MSU, Tulane, Kent and Samford.   The only other teams we beat were Oregon, A&M and Alabama.  Of those?  I think the donkey (as long as Steele was there) would have gotten outs against Oregon and A&M.  

Don't tell me that if AU hired a moderately competent coach that we'd be any worse off.  A offense with half a pulse would have beaten LSU and UGA.  Instead?   He dragged a dead dog out on the field and left it to stink and rot.  Fuck that.  

The man has squandered more talent and more goodwill than any coach I can ever remember.  Beat Alabama and Georgia!!! We're rolling! Shit the bed in the SEC-CG and fuckall in the bowl.   Win and look like your head is out of your ass finally!!  Lose inexplicably and look like dingo dong doing it.  

He's not a good coach.  He's just NOT.  At this point I'd be okay with a clean sweep.  I want it all gone.  Kodi (bless him), Carnell (love you, man), the whole damn lot.  I'd rather SUCK for a year or two knowing that we were rebuilding it than continue this slow boil of perpetual mediocrity.  
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2020, 12:09:34 PM »
#firegus

he's about as useful as a sloth taking a shit hanging from a limb. 

fuck that dude. 
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2020, 12:26:50 PM »
Spot on, K.  Since the 2013 season:

8-5
7-6
8-5
10-4
8-5
9-4

As was said above, the lowest we've finished in recruiting during his tenure is 12th.  And with what amounts to top 10 talent, he's managed right at 5 losses a year.  When does that become unacceptable?  When does the Auburn fambly realize that this is the norm, as good as it's going to get?  Are we okay with this?  If you are, then we have nothing to discuss. 

A record like that at Kentucky or Vandy or MSU or Ole Miss will get you a lifetime contract and a bronze statue outside the stadium.  Apparently that's the case at AU as well because it's damn sure gotten Gus a long contract and $7 large a year. 

I've heard the arguments.  Well, he recruits lights out.  Yep!  I would submit that any coach worth a damn could do the same.  The place sells itself and you hear it from almost every single recruit.  "Auburn just feels like family". Dye recruited lights out.  Bowden was until he decided to form a team of midgets.  Tuberville knocked it out of the park til he quit trying.  Even 5-19 Mean Gene brought in the talent. 

But, he runs a clean program.  He's doing it the right way.  Bullshit!  We're playing the game just like everybody else is.  It's just that some...cough cough...Bama....cough...are doing it on a level very few would dare try and match. 

Well, who would we get that's better?  Did you watch the game yesterday?  Did you see that group of 3 star players manhandle that ass?  Give me 5 minutes and I'll give you a list of 25 I'd take over Gus right now.  The one point I'll concede is that I would never trust our administration to even come close to making the right call, so I guess all the above argument is pretty much moot at this point.


I don't expect a Bama dynasty or a Clemson level turnaround.  I do expect this program to be battling for the SEC West year in and year out.  I do expect to go .500 with the LSU's, FUGA's and Bama's of the world.  I do expect to come out of games like yesterday not going, "Same old, tired bullshit we've been watching year after year." 
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2020, 12:29:56 PM »
I do expect to come out of games like yesterday not going, "Same old, tired bullshit we've been watching year after year."
Sooo...Off the bus?
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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2020, 12:38:23 PM »
Sooo...Off the bus?
Don't tempt me.  I just might jump off at the next stop.  You may think I'm kidding, but I'm not.  I'll do it and then take an Uber.


Don't think I won't.
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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2020, 02:11:34 PM »
Don't tempt me.  I just might jump off at the next stop.  You may think I'm kidding, but I'm not.  I'll do it and then take an Uber.


Don't think I won't.
An Uber won't get you an Iron Bowl win every 3-4 years.
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« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2020, 02:25:17 PM »
 

Rommel, you magnificent son of a bitch, I read your book.

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« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2020, 02:29:59 PM »
This did not go unnoticed.
Don't encourage him
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2020, 02:33:11 PM »
An Uber won't get you an Iron Bowl win every 3-4 years.
No but Auburn has Chad Morris now so we're all good.
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« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2020, 02:39:41 PM »
No but Auburn has Chad Morris now so we're all good.
And that takes a load off Gus.  Now he can just be the CEO and let his coaches coach.





Wait........what?
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« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2020, 02:41:04 PM »
No but Auburn has Chad Morris now so we're all good.
It really has the potential to be a good thing.
And that is what keeps us hanging on right?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.