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She's the worst
« on: December 31, 2019, 02:11:43 PM »
Trying to watch Kentucky and VT in the Belk Bowl. 

Yeah, i'm bored. But I'm not bored enough to suffer through this braying bitch.  

I can't stand listening to Beth Moanins talk.  Does ESPN not realize just how shitty she is?  Does anybody ever want her horse's ass bawling calling their games?

Things I would prefer to listen to than Beth Mowins:

Fran Drescher talking dirty while I rammed her in the ass.

You want to break North Korea?  Put giant speakers along the border blaring her game commentary at 12.  They'd surrender in 40 minutes.  

You want to control immigration?  Force would-be refugees to listen to her for an hour prior to being admitted.  Nobody would come here.  
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Re: She's the worst
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2019, 02:39:52 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on December 31, 2019, 02:11:43 PM
Trying to watch Kentucky and VT in the Belk Bowl. 

Yeah, i'm bored. But I'm not bored enough to suffer through this braying bitch. 

I can't stand listening to Beth Moanins talk.  Does ESPN not realize just how shitty she is?  Does anybody ever want her horse's ass bawling calling their games?

Things I would prefer to listen to than Beth Mowins:

Fran Drescher talking dirty while I rammed her in the ass.

You want to break North Korea?  Put giant speakers along the border blaring her game commentary at 12.  They'd surrender in 40 minutes. 

You want to control immigration?  Force would-be refugees to listen to her for an hour prior to being admitted.  Nobody would come here. 
I believe I could put up with her in this particular instance.


Back on topic, with the SEC and CBS soon to be parting ways, and Disney/ESPN taking over, I'll bet we get to listen to Moanins 3X as much.
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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2019, 03:36:39 PM »
My wife said, “I don’t like her voice”! 
I said, “Nobody does!”

UK picks up the fumble in the last play to cover!
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2019, 04:08:58 PM »
You guys are going to be getting a lot of me.

Image result for Beth Mowins images
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Re: She's the worst
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2019, 05:34:01 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 31, 2019, 04:08:58 PM
You guys are going to be getting a lot of me.

Image result for Beth Mowins images
Gross!! This would cause me to hit the mute button.
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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2019, 08:17:44 PM »
Better than Gary Danielson
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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2019, 08:40:28 PM »
Quote from: The Six on December 31, 2019, 08:17:44 PM
Better than Gary Danielson
I’d rather listen to Danielson sing Freebird on a 24 hour loop while he gargles Saban’s balls than listen to that damn woman do a game.  

It’s not that she’s a woman.  It’s that she SUCKS.  
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