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Wishful landing spots for Malzahn.

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Re: Wishful landing spots for Malzahn.
« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2019, 02:51:07 PM »
We are gonna need you at media days in an outfit....Do you have anything that makes you look like Shug?
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Re: Wishful landing spots for Malzahn.
« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2019, 02:52:05 PM »
I may know a guy that can get us a good deal on some used Chargers.
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Re: Wishful landing spots for Malzahn.
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2019, 03:11:49 PM »
I think I'll go for a little different look.

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Re: Wishful landing spots for Malzahn.
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2019, 03:20:04 PM »
Serious question.  How?
Honestly?  They never did it before.  Saban came in and demanded it. 

I've told this before, but I had a friend who worked with the football team during the Stallings years.  After Gene left, the guy would still go hang around the athletic complex, farting around with the players and staff, working out in the gym area, whatever.  Was over there a lot.  

Saban gets there and my friend was over at the complex as usual, fucking off, down in the player's area hanging out and wandering the halls.  He passed Saban in the hall and made some "what's up coach" comment.  He said Saban walked a couple of steps past him and then turned around and asked who the hell he was.  He told him he used to be blah, blah with the team.  Saban told him that unless he was there for a specific purpose and had permission from the coaching staff -- him -- to be there, he could take his ass out of the building and not come back.  

Dude was pissed.  He wasn't the only hanger-on Saban kicked out.  He hated the guy, wanted him gone. Said he'd never make it acting like fucking Hitler.  Who did he think he was anyway?  

Now?  Same guy would eat a bucket of Saban's runny shit if he thought Saban would like it.  He'd defend him to the death. 

Guys like Saban typically fail because the stress of keeping your hand on every single thing is too much.  Something squishes out and it spirals out of control.  I honestly thought he'd burn out. I thought he'd alienate the fans and the players with his asshole attitude.  But at Alabama, winning covers a multitude of sins.  They don't care that he burns through players and treats most of them like pieces on a chess board -- completely disposable.  They don't care that he's got no personality.  Maybe that's what it takes to win at that level of consistency.  If so?  I just don't think I want that.  
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Re: Wishful landing spots for Malzahn.
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2019, 03:39:03 PM »
A raise and a contract extension would be a nice start. It’s not rocket science. You dumbass.
Losing to Georgia and LSU every year isn't the end of the world. Who wants to play in their stupid playoff anyway when we can have a nice outing against some nice midwestern program in the sunshine state? You people are just dumb. 
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« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2019, 03:40:13 PM »
Losing to Georgia and LSU every year isn't the end of the world. Who wants to play in their stupid playoff anyway when we can have a nice outing against some nice midwestern program in the sunshine state? You people are just dumb.

and you get to storm the field once every 6 years.  
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« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2019, 04:08:38 PM »
and you get to storm the field once every 6 years. 
Listen to the man.
State can never do that, nor can Texas A@M, Arky (please) or Ole Piss.
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Re: Wishful landing spots for Malzahn.
« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2019, 04:38:11 PM »
Agreed that Kodi needs to leave the nest and build his resume somewhere else.  Love the guy, but he's not earned his lofty title yet.
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Re: Wishful landing spots for Malzahn.
« Reply #48 on: December 03, 2019, 05:11:13 PM »
Serious question.  How?
Are you an Indian?

How what?  How will things get better?

Just you wait till next year!
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Re: Wishful landing spots for Malzahn.
« Reply #49 on: December 03, 2019, 05:20:28 PM »
Are you an Indian?

How what?  How will things get better?

Just you wait till next year!
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