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Christmas Gift Possibility
« on: November 25, 2019, 11:36:02 AM »
Something neato-keen to think about for the skirt this Christmas.  I just ordered Snagette what amounts to a taser that we saw at a market a couple of weeks back.  Got one for our daughter while we were there.  These are hand sized thingies that look like, and actually are a flashlight.  But press another button and touch someone with it and their day, or night, will become somewhat less than enjoyable.  They sound like a bug zapper on a heavy dose of steroids and they say it will put a grown ass man in the fetal position, sucking his thumb for quite a while.  The company is called Damsel in Defense.  And no, they're not vibrators you sick bastards. 

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Re: Christmas Gift Possibility
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2019, 01:04:40 PM »
Don't taze me bro
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Re: Christmas Gift Possibility
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2019, 01:23:51 PM »
If I know snaggette, and I do, very well,  due to the phallic nature of this device, she won’t be using this to tase.
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Re: Christmas Gift Possibility
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2019, 01:40:23 PM »
Why are you suggesting electric dildos?
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Re: Christmas Gift Possibility
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2019, 05:11:32 PM »
So, you're asking for one of these for Christmas?
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Re: Christmas Gift Possibility
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2019, 05:14:19 PM »
Think how many of those electric dildos you could sell if you slapped an Alabama A on it.
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