2019-2020 Official Auburn Hoops Thread (with no official aspirations)

[Kaos]

Auburn basketball on the road in the SEC:



Tonight's game was painful to watch.  It was a win, a 2 OT win over a pretty bad Ole Miss team by a single point, but it was a win.  A win plagued by disjointed, dispassionate play but a win.  A win that looked at times like they were trying to shit peach pits, but a win. 

Ill-advised shots at ill-advised times.  And still. A win. Some of the most egregious home-cooking I've ever seen from the refs. Constant Rebel walking went uncalled. Numerous out-of-bounds awards that should have gone AU's way didn't.  Their kid with the alopecia face (or whatever) went to the foul line if somebody looked at him, we were getting mugged and raped at the other end with no call.  And still. A win.

I hope there were some lessons learned.  Maybe we grow from it.

BTW, I'm taking credit for the win.  Were behind, badly, and playing like ass when I turned it on.  Things changed for the better once I was assisting from my living room. 

[Snaggletiger]

I just finished watching a Hallmark movie.  Hiw bad did we get beat?

[Saniflush]

I just finished watching a Hallmark movie.  Hiw bad did we get beat?

Not as bad as Valerie Bertinelli on a lifetime movie

[Godfather]

Not as bad as Valerie Bertinelli on a lifetime movie

Snags to Sani and ....

[Buzz Killington]

That's the kind of win that can spark a run.  Unless it doesn't.

Since the game was on Da U, I had to listen to it on the Auburn app (thanks Spectrum).  I have never heard Andy get so mad as I did last night.  I came to expect that from Sonny and Rod, so always took it with a grain of salt.  But when Burcham starts tearing into the refs, you gotta believe they were teh suck.

[Snaggletiger]

That's the kind of win that can spark a run.  Unless it doesn't.

Since the game was on Da U, I had to listen to it on the Auburn app (thanks Spectrum).  I have never heard Andy get so mad as I did last night.  I came to expect that from Sonny and Rod, so always took it with a grain of salt.  But when Burcham starts tearing into the refs, you gotta believe they were teh suck.

I have Rectum TV.  I finally found it last night. Good thing was I didn't tune in until we were up late in the game. 

BTW, Rectum is horrible.  I switched about a year ago when my WOW cable bill had ballooned to about $250/mo.  (Phone/cable/interwebz)  Dropped the phones and went with the webz/cable through Rectum for about $175.00. Since then, they've dropped some premium channels and jumped to almost $230/mo.  No explanation, just this is what we're doing. Enjoy the ride.

I have no clue if the channel numbers change depending on your region, but I found Da U on 89.

[Snaggletiger]

Not as bad as Valerie Bertinelli on a lifetime movie

Blake Chortles.

[Kaos]

Not as bad as Valerie Bertinelli on a lifetime movie

I’d still bounce her cute ass like a trampoline and wave at Eddie every time I turned a flip.  

[Buzz Killington]

I have Rectum TV.  I finally found it last night. Good thing was I didn't tune in until we were up late in the game. 

BTW, Rectum is horrible.  I switched about a year ago when my WOW cable bill had ballooned to about $250/mo.  (Phone/cable/interwebz)  Dropped the phones and went with the webz/cable through Rectum for about $175.00. Since then, they've dropped some premium channels and jumped to almost $230/mo.  No explanation, just this is what we're doing. Enjoy the ride.

I have no clue if the channel numbers change depending on your region, but I found Da U on 89.

Funny you say that.  Just last week, I called and asked for the retention department, telling them that I was planning to drop the cablez because it is so outrageous.  Our bill for everything was right at $230 also.  The nice lady on there told me that I get the dumbass...um, I mean the long timer discount and chopped $35 a month off my bill for a year.  Guess I'll be calling her back in a year.  But with teh basic plan, I have never had ESPNU, ESPNNEWS or CBSSN.

[Snaggletiger]

Funny you say that.  Just last week, I called and asked for the retention department, telling them that I was planning to drop the cablez because it is so outrageous.  Our bill for everything was right at $230 also.  The nice lady on there told me that I get the dumbass...um, I mean the long timer discount and chopped $35 a month off my bill for a year.  Guess I'll be calling her back in a year.  But with teh basic plan, I have never had ESPNU, ESPNNEWS or CBSSN.

My package with WOW didn't have any of the HBO's and Showtimes etc.  The Rectum package has/had it all.  I thought, "Oh good, Skinemax.  I get to watch cheap, late night sexes."  It was on there a week and poof...gone. I assume Cinemax still exists.  Not on my cable, though.

[Saniflush]

I’d still bounce her cute ass like a trampoline and wave at Eddie every time I turned a flip. 

Yep.....One day at a time

[Godfather]

My package with WOW didn't have any of the HBO's and Showtimes etc.  The Rectum package has/had it all.  I thought, "Oh good, Skinemax.  I get to watch cheap, late night sexes."  It was on there a week and poof...gone. I assume Cinemax still exists.  Not on my cable, though.

also skinemax doesn't show that stuff anymore.

you should try a website called pornhub....its also free.

[wesfau2]

also skinemax doesn't show that stuff anymore.

you should try a website called pornhub....its also free.

pernhub, bucko.

[Buzz Killington]

pernhub, bucko.

But can I get it on the Googled Chromes?

[Snaggletiger]

also skinemax doesn't show that stuff anymore.

you should try a website called pornhub....its also free.

Can I get some hot, midget sister on partial amputee sister action on this website you call the pernhubs?

[GH2001]

I have Rectum TV.  I finally found it last night. Good thing was I didn't tune in until we were up late in the game. 

BTW, Rectum is horrible.  I switched about a year ago when my WOW cable bill had ballooned to about $250/mo.  (Phone/cable/interwebz)  Dropped the phones and went with the webz/cable through Rectum for about $175.00. Since then, they've dropped some premium channels and jumped to almost $230/mo.  No explanation, just this is what we're doing. Enjoy the ride.

I have no clue if the channel numbers change depending on your region, but I found Da U on 89.

Sling is 25 a month. You old fokks should at least try it. They also have carriages that run off dinosaur fossils now. Much faster than horses. No joke. 

[Snaggletiger]

Sling is 25 a month. You old fokks should at least try it. They also have carriages that run off dinosaur fossils now. Much faster than horses. No joke.

[Buzz Killington]

Sling is 25 a month. You old fokks should at least try it. They also have carriages that run off dinosaur fossils now. Much faster than horses. No joke.

Now, can you please tell me how to post a video on Facebook?

[dallaswareagle]

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you should try a website called pornhub....its also free.

Xhampster, it is easier to navigate.

[Godfather]

Xhampster, it is easier to navigate.

Yeah but they don't have counter-clockwise rim-job.  Sometimes you wanna see the tongue go the other way around.