Huge week that could set the tone for the rest of the season for several teams. Most notably, Arkansas. Wait...what?
After getting embarrassed on their home field in front of countless dozens, the Hogs get to follow that up with a trip to the Crapstoned. The good news is that they won't have to face the greatest QB to ever play the game at any level. In addition, they have to face a Mack Jones that's certainly less than 100% after the beating he took when a Tennessee player stood up. No need for analysis. Bama can stay vanilla all day and win by 30+.
Bama 45
Arky 10
The Swolhio State Bulkeyes look like the best overall team in football just about every year until they have one of those WTF games like they did last year against The Due. To me, they look like the best all around team this year as well, outside of maybe Oklahoma. The Badger Badger Badger game was shaping up to be the game of the week over LSU and Auburn, but Wisky laid an egg against The Fighting iLLiNi. Now, the game looks like an afterthought. I watched OSU against Northwestern last week. No, not the most formidable of opponents, but the fact that the Nuts consistently rotate 13 guys across their front D-line is impressive. Better game than most think, but in the end:
tOSU 35
Wisconsin 21
That big ass cocktail party will happen again Saturday. Florida is coming off a nice win against the Gamepenises on the road. I think every game Trask plays, makes him more comfortable and hopefully, he'll be well settled into the position when they face Fuck Georgia. FUGA was far less than impressive against the Mildcats the week after the Cocks handed them an embarrassing loss. I might give a bit of a pass based on the weather last week and think FG was playing it close to the vest, chest, best...whatever the term is. However, it's clear the nasty mutts aren't playing like the second best team in the world, right after Bama. Florida gets several injured defenders back this week. I'm calling it. Praying for it.
Florida 28
FUGA 24
I'll be in New Orleans this weekend chaperoning mini and a friend while they go to Voodoo-fest. It's supposed to pour like broke dick dog all day Friday and most of Saturday. I'll be dropping them off at the concert venue and finding a spot on Bourbon Street to wet the whistle and take in some college foosballz, including AU vs. LSU. Vegas has us about an 11 point dog. That may be legit based on the way they've been scoring. No need to break this one down. We've all done that this week and to me, it's pretty simple. If Malzahn selects the right plays from his laminated sheet of Jeenyus, we win. If he doesn't realize he's holding it upside down, we get a foot up the ass. I will say this, though. If it's close, we tote a loss out of Red Stick. The SEC (Refs) are not going to allow the GAME OF THE CENTURY to be in jeopardy. Despite that, my pick:
Auburn 33
LSU 28
Thoughts, perderksherns, orange mocha latte?
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