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Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« on: October 24, 2019, 10:15:25 AM »
Huge week that could set the tone for the rest of the season for several teams.  Most notably, Arkansas.  Wait...what?

After getting embarrassed on their home field in front of countless dozens, the Hogs get to follow that up with a trip to the Crapstoned.  The good news is that they won't have to face the greatest QB to ever play the game at any level.  In addition, they have to face a Mack Jones that's certainly less than 100% after the beating he took when a Tennessee player stood up.  No need for analysis.  Bama can stay vanilla all day and win by 30+.

Bama 45

Arky 10


The Swolhio State Bulkeyes look like the best overall team in football just about every year until they have one of those WTF games like they did last year against The Due.  To me, they look like the best all around team this year as well, outside of maybe Oklahoma.  The Badger Badger Badger game was shaping up to be the game of the week over LSU and Auburn, but Wisky laid an egg against The Fighting iLLiNi.  Now, the game looks like an afterthought.  I watched OSU against Northwestern last week.  No, not the most formidable of opponents, but the fact that the Nuts consistently rotate 13 guys across their front D-line is impressive.  Better game than most think, but in the end:

tOSU  35

Wisconsin  21


That big ass cocktail party will happen again Saturday.  Florida is coming off a nice win against the Gamepenises on the road.  I think every game Trask plays, makes him more comfortable and hopefully, he'll be well settled into the position when they face Fuck Georgia.  FUGA was far less than impressive against the Mildcats the week after the Cocks handed them an embarrassing loss.  I might give a bit of a pass based on the weather last week and think FG was playing it close to the vest, chest, best...whatever the term is.  However, it's clear the nasty mutts aren't playing like the second best team in the world, right after Bama.  Florida gets several injured defenders back this week.  I'm calling it.  Praying for it.

Florida  28

FUGA  24


I'll be in New Orleans this weekend chaperoning mini and a friend while they go to Voodoo-fest.  It's supposed to pour like broke dick dog all day Friday and most of Saturday.  I'll be dropping them off at the concert venue and finding a spot on Bourbon Street to wet the whistle and take in some college foosballz, including AU vs. LSU.  Vegas has us about an 11 point dog.  That may be legit based on the way they've been scoring.  No need to break this one down.  We've all done that this week and to me, it's pretty simple.  If Malzahn selects the right plays from his laminated sheet of Jeenyus, we win. If he doesn't realize he's holding it upside down, we get a foot up the ass.  I will say this, though.  If it's close, we tote a loss out of Red Stick.  The SEC (Refs) are not going to allow the GAME OF THE CENTURY to be in jeopardy.  Despite that, my pick:

Auburn  33

LSU  28 


Thoughts, perderksherns, orange mocha latte?     

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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2019, 11:22:34 AM »
Why aren't you going to the game?  Chizzad has the NOLA Auburn Club going on buses and there is still space available.

https://twitter.com/AUNOLAClub/status/1186853776797376513?s=20

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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2019, 11:39:32 AM »
Momma, why does Tuer look diff'rnt?   38
Longing for Bulimia                             21


Dotting their "I"s              28
Mushroom, mushroom      14


Jorts and hunches            31
Jorts and mullets              24


Y2K seems so long ago     24
We got your Y2YAWYAW   38


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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2019, 01:05:55 PM »
What the hell is a Jizzad?
Is that like a Chopper2.0?
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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2019, 03:59:50 PM »
What the hell is a Jizzad?
Is that like a Chopper2.0?
I'm told a Chopper2.0 is an internet sensation. Not sure about a Jizzad...maybe one of those Mojave cults?
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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2019, 04:07:08 PM »
What the hell is a Jizzad?
Is that like a Chopper2.0?
Hey big man, lemme' hold a dollar.
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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2019, 09:34:01 PM »
Cocktail Party is the next weekend no?
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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2019, 09:24:22 AM »
What's a roostertail?
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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2019, 09:44:31 AM »
What's a roostertail?
When the watersaboilin' you tie one of these on, cast it in the river and reel it it.
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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2019, 02:23:25 PM »
Cocktail Party is the next weekend no?
Well fuck me.  Just save that perderkshern for next week.
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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2019, 02:29:25 PM »
Well fuck me.  Just save that perderkshern for next week.
I was so close to liking your post too.
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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2019, 03:32:29 PM »
And no one is going to talk about the North Texas/Charlotte game?  No one?  Pfffttttt, and you call yourselves football fans!  HA!
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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2019, 03:32:59 PM »
Well fudge me.  Just save that perderkshern for next week.
You sure screwed that mojo
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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2019, 06:16:44 PM »
Corn dogs-38
AU- I'm going to start drinking now.
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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2019, 08:38:24 PM »
Imma comment, but not predict any scores. I didn't know if any of you, guys/gurls/and those who can't decide, knew about this. Turn up the speaker(s).






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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2019, 11:16:49 AM »
You sure screwed that mojo
Oh I'm quite used to seeing up the mojo.
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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2019, 03:33:23 PM »
LSU 24 
Auburn 31

Derick Brown is about to get revenge for being held all last year. 
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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2019, 09:32:48 PM »
LSU 24
Auburn 31

Derick Brown is about to get revenge for being held all last year.
He did play a helluva game.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2019, 10:42:26 AM »
He did play a helluva game.
And got held even more than last year.
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Re: Errmagerd. Perderksherns Werk Servern...or Ert.
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2019, 11:21:20 AM »
And got held even more than last year.
I know there is a conspiracy involving the SEC and undefeated, highly ranked teams with respect to officiating in their favor. It's disgusting.
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