Bye Week Needs and Wishes

[jmar]

Thought the same thing but I remembered Gus is friends with Chad unlike Bert and he won't run it up on his friend. We probably do them 24-10 or something as I expect we'll fumble fart around on offense for at least two quarters while we figure out which of the other five RB starters Gus claims we have can carry the load.

I was expecting fumble farting regardless of friendship because we just have a disjointed offense with no flow.
Can't move the chains on the ground, predictable third down calls and if we don't strike on 1st or 2nd down as we did with State we are punting.
Hard to get excited about Arkansas but we can recede to the level of 2018 Tennessee and help our ol buddy Chad if we show up with our heads up our arses.

[Kaos]

I was expecting fumble farting regardless of friendship because we just have a disjointed offense with no flow.
Can't move the chains on the ground, predictable third down calls and if we don't strike on 1st or 2nd down as we did with State we are punting.
Hard to get excited about Arkansas but we can recede to the level of 2018 Tennessee and help our ol buddy Chad if we show up with our heads up our arses.

How many years are we going to talk about a fumble farting offense that can’t move the chains on third down, doesn’t use the middle of the field, is gallingly predictable, isn’t developing players, has no second option when a player gets injured, makes head scratching personnel decisions (where was Gatewood against UF?) and grinds a single RB into a worn out nub? 

These are no longer issues, they are identifies.  This is who Gus is.  The “old Gus” is a mirage propped up by a generational talent (Cam) and holdovers from Chizik’s party bus recruiting blitz (Tre and that OL).  

Its why why I’ve drifted into apathy.  

[AUTiger1]

The knock is that Joiner just doesn't hustle in practice. His legs just don't move like the blur that is Shiver's legs...

I used to walk by Brent Fullwood on the bicycle every day at practice. He hardly took a snap. And then tore it up in the games. Man that just killed morale...

Gus is an idiot. He never knew Pettway could run the ball until Jovon was gone and he was forced to use him. I wonder if Joiner might be the same.

And what happened to Jovon? If that dumbass plays a whole season at AU, he gets drafted!

Damn, Son!  You old!!

[CCTAU]

Damn, Son!  You old!!

You juat now figuring that out!

[AUTiger1]

You juat now figuring that out!

I mean yeah, but I'm talking old, old.  Dinosaurs and Snaggs old! 

[Snaggletiger]

I mean yeah, but I'm talking old, old.  Dinosaurs and Snaggs old!

Bitches gettin' stitches.

[GH2001]

Bitches gettin' stitches.

Is that sort of like Cuttin’?