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Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« on: October 02, 2019, 07:51:55 AM »
It's the week of The Six. Here's some pickage.

Golden Shower Knights - 27
Scarecats - 20

Jalen is Gonna Win the Heisman - 48
Les is Gonna Eat Turf - 13

James T. Kirk - 24
Jim H. Khakis - 16

Horns Half Way - 44
Troy In Coal - 23

Deckswabbers - 24
Flyboy Jockies - 20

Fields of O - 50
Spurty - 20

Gets Arrested by Cops - 34
Shoots at Cops - 20


Now for Auburn @ Florida
Auburn wins IF: the OL controls the Florida pass rush (particularly, LB Greenard) and can run to the perimeters which sets up the passing game. Offense needs to be efficient and smart which they have been the last two games. If that happens, Auburn 24, Florida 17.

Florida wins IF: the defense disrupts the backfield and timing of the Auburn offense. The Gators should use short and intermediate routes to wear out the Tigers defense. If those things happen, Florida 23, Auburn 20.
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2019, 09:03:00 AM »
Auburn and Florida is easily the Biz Markee match up.  Outside of that game, this weekend is a whole lot of YEEESH.  

Normally, tOSU and MSU would be a big time game, but Sparty cant score this year.

Buckeyes. 38
Spartans. 14

As for Auburn, agree with the above.  Control their pass rush and you control the game.  I think we struggle with it but do enough to win.

Ride With The Brand. 28
Jorts U. 17
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2019, 09:28:13 AM »
Aaaaaaaannnnndddddd right on cue, the mojo is disturbed.  
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2019, 09:41:18 AM »
Aaaaaaaannnnndddddd right on cue, the mojo is disturbed. 
WRONG. Multiple people starting these threads this year while you are fudgeing goats banning dancing against Kevin Bacon and Lori Singer in Utah.
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2019, 09:57:27 AM »
Aaaaaaaannnnndddddd right on cue, the mojo is disturbed. 
Damn it, you ride with the brand, or get off the.....well......the brand.
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2019, 10:17:31 AM »
WRONG. Multiple people starting these threads this year while you are fudgeing goats banning dancing against Kevin Bacon and Lori Singer in Utah.
You got it all wrong.  

I was banning goats and banging Lori Singer.  
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2019, 10:21:35 AM »
You got it all wrong. 

I was banning goats and banging Lori Singer. 
Goats?  Oh wait, I see what you did there.
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2019, 10:48:19 AM »
You got it all wrong. 

I was banning goats and banging Lori Singer. 
I can endorse that. 
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2019, 01:22:14 PM »
I predict we push in their shit in an embarrassing way. Homecoming? Pfft.

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Reptiles  - 17
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2019, 01:23:40 PM »
I predict we push in their shoot in an embarrassing way. Homecoming? Pfft.

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Reptiles  - 17
Waiter? I’ll have what he’s having. 
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2019, 01:53:01 PM »
Don't see how we lose playing mistake free. Can see our cover guys riding them to the ground and getting flagged a few times but on the other side Nix doesn't take sacks or force throws to kill drives. 
No fumbles-we win!
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2019, 03:43:48 PM »
Look at us!  We are relevant in the playoff discussion!   58
As God as my witness, I thought our defense could fly   17


Where the QB comes whipping down the plain  70
Is that Zoysia?   10


Yeah, we're still here   23
Wishing I wasn't still here  16


Hum what?   41
Take me home  28


Fighting PCTers   24
I believe I can fly   21


THE douchiest fanbase university  42
We knew Nick once     31


We almost beat bama twice   38
Interim coming soon   10


Stormtrooper G8RH8R   28
We miss Spurrier    13
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2019, 04:14:27 PM »
Waiter? I’ll have what he’s having.
It wasn't too far off last week, so lets roll with it. 
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2019, 05:25:19 PM »
It wasn't too far off last week, so lets roll with it.
I dry humped that Like button with 75% of the vigor I gave GH’a leg the night of the Kick Six. 
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2019, 05:56:54 PM »
We interrupt this prediction thread to bring you:

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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2019, 11:13:31 PM »
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So you read dry humped and thought of this? 



You DA MAN!!!
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2019, 09:07:34 AM »
Well, since I dated someone who have the Florida Gator's logo and Tebow's autograph inked in on her lower back, it brought back memories (true story). So yea, it was easy, and so was she.

Only drawback were those damn pugs. LOL! I loved the dogs actually.


Valary seems to have a foot fetish...with herself.

I also was unaware that Tim Tebow did tattooing.
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2019, 09:12:27 AM »
I get the sneaking suspicion that those toes were in his mouth a lot...
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2019, 01:21:35 PM »
Valary seems to have a foot fetish...with herself.

I also was unaware that Tim Tebow did tattooing.
Mom to 5 rescue pugs. And maybe cats too. 
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Re: Preeeerichardshuns Week SIX
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2019, 07:50:11 PM »
We have our work cut out for us if we're going to win big Saturday.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/florida-football/3-matchups-that-will-define-florida-vs-auburn/
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