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Monkey shines?
« on: September 20, 2019, 10:17:11 AM »
I always do Halloween big at my house.  Last year I did Hellboy and it was fantastic if I say so myself (See attached)  

This year I've decided to do something I've always wanted to do.  Cornelius.  The 1971 version as played by Roddy McDowell in Escape from Planet of the Apes.  I loved those movies, as bad as they were.  I was upset when I wasn't able to make Pensacon the year Nova was there (even though she's 75 now). 

I've searched out facial appliances, paint, hair and all the things I need to do it justice.  It'll take me several weeks of work to get it all prepped. 

My kids are mortified at my decision.  They say my costume will be seen as racist.  But I'm going with a crashed space ship motif, including wearing an astronaut suit.  I can't see how that could be considered racist.  

BUT I'm asking just to verify.  

Am I going to end up on the news for the wrong reasons if I do this?  

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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2019, 10:21:20 AM »
I don't see how it could be racist.

And you would be the last person I'd expect to give two fucks what the woke generation thinks.
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2019, 10:36:07 AM »
Definitely not racist.  They're still making those monkey movies.  Go for it and make sure and post the pics.
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2019, 10:51:42 AM »
AbsoFuckingLutely!  That would be great.

I was going to go like this this year since I've grown the beard out but I'll be diving in St Lucia on Halloween so maybe I'll do it around Christmas.

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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2019, 10:57:31 AM »
AbsoFuckingLutely!  That would be great.

I was going to go like this this year since I've grown the beard out but I'll be diving in St Lucia on Halloween so maybe I'll do it around Christmas.
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2019, 11:02:55 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2019, 11:22:53 AM »
The older generation will get it.
I'm not sure what the younger generation will say.  (don't really care)

The first two Planet of the Apes were my favorite. (really the first)

If you do it right, it shoud be epic.

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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2019, 11:25:33 AM »
Everything is racist these days. 
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2019, 12:19:22 PM »
Doesn't the fact that you even asked the question speak volumes on where we are in society?  In fact, I put it to you, Greg....Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?

We've taken intent out of every equation when it comes to perceived racism.  You want to do a Halloween theme based off a movie.  The movie itself was made with no intent of being racist and you're doing this Halloween dealio with absolutely no intent of being racist.  But, you actually have to ask the question of whether or not somebody might be "offended". 
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2019, 12:35:27 PM »
Do you think it would be offensive if I portrayed the dude portraying the dude?  

I was going to go as Dan Akroyd in Trading Places when he played Lionel Joseph
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2019, 01:10:11 PM »
Doesn't the fact that you even asked the question speak volumes on where we are in society?  In fact, I put it to you, Greg....Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?

We've taken intent out of every equation when it comes to perceived racism.  You want to do a Halloween theme based off a movie.  The movie itself was made with no intent of being racist and you're doing this Halloween dealio with absolutely no intent of being racist.  But, you actually have to ask the question of whether or not somebody might be "offended".
Bingo.  

Last year I had a neighbor complain about the “demonic” influences.  Hellboy, graveyard with zombies and skeletons, ghost hologram. 

On the opposite side I had some Boy Scouts selling popcorn last Saturday come by the house. One of them wanted to know what day I was going to do the yard this year because they wanted to tell their friends.  
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2019, 03:33:28 PM »
Racist.
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2019, 03:42:24 PM »
Racist.
Wait until you see what I'm giving out. 
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2019, 04:03:43 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2019, 04:38:56 PM »
B One of them wanted to know what day I was going to do the yard this year because they wanted to tell their friends. 
Was it a girl?
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3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2019, 04:40:47 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2019, 04:43:17 PM »
Boy scouts. 
They allow girls now. And gay leaders. They are enlightened.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2019, 05:14:30 PM »
They allow girls now. And gay leaders. They are enlightened.
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« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2019, 08:51:01 AM »
I say go ahead.  Hand out bananas, watermelon and fried chicken as treats.  Oh, and black face paint for the parents.

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