Can't State Golden Flourishes

[The Six]

Damn right!  Couldn't afford to show it all and give Kent State all that game film to bring us down.  Just one of the many genius thoughts of Gus Malzhan.

The way their season is going maybe Arkansas WILL take him off our hands this time. 

[wesfau2]

I read that Tulane's defense is ranked 36...just ahead of LSU.  Not bothering to look it up.

[Kaos]

We have to be careful what we wish for.  Because there is this out there. 



Every time I hate on Gus and my teeth grind into shards, I remember Tennessee.  Lane to Derek to Butch to Penis.  Decades wandering the desert.  And it wasn't long ago, they were a good program.  Their dumpster burned, burned some more, and then sprouted a volcano.    

When I just want to start over, I remember FSU.  Jimbo wasn't/isn't a great coach. He's a snake. They've been clinging to the edge of the toilet bowl since Daddy Bowden was forced out.  Mr. Hydration, or whoever they have now, turned the water off and just pushed the handle and held it down until all the water was gone.  Then he took an enchilada dump in the dry bowl.  

That's what scares me.  I've always been told you can't make decisions out of fear.  But as bad and as frustrating as Gus is, things could be worse.  And as bad as they are (yes, I am on the 'seen enough to make a decision' bus) do we trust the people making the decisions not to come up with a Penis Pruitt or a recycled Kevin Sumlin or some other garbage can hire? 

[Godfather]

We have to be careful what we wish for.  Because there is this out there.



Every time I hate on Gus and my teeth grind into shards, I remember Tennessee.  Lane to Derek to Butch to Penis.  Decades wandering the desert.  And it wasn't long ago, they were a good program.  Their dumpster burned, burned some more, and then sprouted a volcano.   

When I just want to start over, I remember FSU.  Jimbo wasn't/isn't a great coach. He's a snake. They've been clinging to the edge of the toilet bowl since Daddy Bowden was forced out.  Mr. Hydration, or whoever they have now, turned the water off and just pushed the handle and held it down until all the water was gone.  Then he took an enchilada dump in the dry bowl. 

That's what scares me.  I've always been told you can't make decisions out of fear.  But as bad and as frustrating as Gus is, things could be worse.  And as bad as they are (yes, I am on the 'seen enough to make a decision' bus) do we trust the people making the decisions not to come up with a Penis Pruitt or a recycled Kevin Sumlin or some other garbage can hire?

NO

[The Six]

That young man just lost his scholarship and gets sent to whatever JUCO Netflix is featured for Last Chance U. 

[Snaggletiger]

I read that Tulane's defense is ranked 36...just ahead of LSU.  Not bothering to look it up.

I did.

Tulane sits at #50 allowing 323 YPG and 19 PPG

LSU is at #47 but played a pretty good offense in Tejas on Saturday, giving up 38 so the numbers may be a bit skewed early.  I doubt they give up that many again.....except to Alabama, of course.

Auburn comes in at #31 allowing 277.5 YPG and 13.5 PPG.

[GH2001]

We have to be careful what we wish for.  Because there is this out there.



Every time I hate on Gus and my teeth grind into shards, I remember Tennessee.  Lane to Derek to Butch to Penis.  Decades wandering the desert.  And it wasn't long ago, they were a good program.  Their dumpster burned, burned some more, and then sprouted a volcano.   

When I just want to start over, I remember FSU.  Jimbo wasn't/isn't a great coach. He's a snake. They've been clinging to the edge of the toilet bowl since Daddy Bowden was forced out.  Mr. Hydration, or whoever they have now, turned the water off and just pushed the handle and held it down until all the water was gone.  Then he took an enchilada dump in the dry bowl. 

That's what scares me.  I've always been told you can't make decisions out of fear.  But as bad and as frustrating as Gus is, things could be worse.  And as bad as they are (yes, I am on the 'seen enough to make a decision' bus) do we trust the people making the decisions not to come up with a Penis Pruitt or a recycled Kevin Sumlin or some other garbage can hire?

tell me that is photoshopped

[bottomfeeder]

tell me that is photoshopped

I think it's real because of the shadow alignment.

[GH2001]

I think it's real because of the shadow alignment.

Just saw the actual video. Unfortunately its real 

[jmar]

Sort of LIKE.

Yep, get Titty Whit his 40 carries against the Golden Showers and then maybe Harold Joiner can get a touch or two.

Joiner might not be the cure for our wretchedly bad o-line but Pettway gave us a lift when things weren't going so well up front..or were we blaming the backs then? I forget.
DJ also mentioned Gatewood. Worth a try to get him in for a few series but I think Gus has to let him throw it now and then. Might be awful throwing downfield but it wouldn't hurt to let him dink and dunk now and then just to back them off.

[The Six]

Seth Williams is out vs. Kent St. 

https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/2019/09/seth-williams-ruled-out-for-auburns-game-against-kent-state.html

Auburn will be without its top receiver when it takes the field against Kent State this weekend.
Seth Williams was ruled out by head coach Gus Malzahn on Tuesday and will be day-to-day as far as his availability for the Tigers’ SEC opener against Texas A&M next week.
“We’ll see where he’s at, like I said Sunday, about his availability for the next week,” Malzahn said. “I think it’s kind of a day-to-day deal as far as that goes.”

[CCTAU]

We were playing vanilla.  Didn't want to show all the playbook. 

SUCCESS!

[jmar]

We didn't need Seth or Flash to see the field anyway. Wouldn't mind seeing key starters for a half.
Need to get a decent lead, play the reserves and work on that shitty ground game, not that we learn anything except a false sense of pride by running through a pitiful opponent.

[GH2001]

We didn't need Seth or Flash to see the field anyway. Wouldn't mind seeing key starters for a half.
Need to get a decent lead, play the reserves and work on that shitty ground game, not that we learn anything except a false sense of pride by running through a pitiful opponent.

if we win 23-7 and rush for 185, a lot of fans will be pissed. 

[jmar]

if we win 23-7 and rush for 185, a lot of fans will be pissed.

Very true. What it should be is a dress rehearsal for Aggie and nothing more.
Score and stats mean nothing.

[Buzz Killington]

I heard he's serving a silent suspension for dropping the wheel route where the DB was hanging off of him. Gus was mad.

Damn...the 'ol double secret probation